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  • Introduction

    Hahahahaha, ppfffffff

    are you people for real? I don't even....hahahaha

  • #2
    Re: Introduction

    What part of:

    Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
    don't you understand?

    Are you snorting the hashish again?

    You have to ask yourself...why did Jesus bring me here...what is He trying to tell me?
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    I Kings 7:23

    And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

    New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

    Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

    Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

    Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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    • #3
      Re: Introduction

      Originally posted by Really?Seriously? View Post
      are you people for real?
      Genesis 42:31
      And we said unto him, We are true men; we are no spies:


      I don't even....hahahaha
      You clearly don't.
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • #4
        Re: Introduction

        Originally posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD View Post
        What part of:



        don't you understand?

        Are you snorting the hashish again?

        You have to ask yourself...why did Jesus bring me here...what is He trying to tell me?
        I think we are dealing with a retard here. Better take out the communication manual with mentally challenged again.

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        • #5
          Re: Introduction

          I read LaVey version....you puny humans think you can fight. You can't. It is futile...hahahahaha

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          • #6
            Re: Introduction

            Originally posted by Really?Seriously? View Post
            I read LaVey version...
            We read The version...KJV 1611.

            Originally posted by Really?Seriously? View Post
            ...you puny humans...
            God > The Hulk

            Originally posted by Really?Seriously? View Post
            ...It is futile...
            God > The Borg

            Originally posted by Really?Seriously? View Post
            ...hahahahaha
            God > The Joker
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            I Kings 7:23

            And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

            New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

            Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

            Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

            Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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            • #7
              Re: Introduction

              OMG! A SATANIST!

              That's the first time one registers here!

              Psalm 81:10:
              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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              • #8
                Re: Introduction

                Well at least you are intelligent enough to see when someone is joking.

                I've spent too much time reading all this crap.
                Kudos if you're bunch of trolls, if not, well opinions are like assholes come to mind


                Regards

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                • #9
                  Re: Introduction

                  Originally posted by Really?Seriously? View Post
                  Well at least you are intelligent enough to see when someone is joking.

                  I've spent too much time reading all this crap.
                  Kudos if you're bunch of trolls, if not, well opinions are like assholes come to mind


                  Regards
                  We don't have mere opinions...we have the Word of God, and it trumps all.
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                  I Kings 7:23

                  And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                  New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                  Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                  Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                  Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Introduction

                    Originally posted by Really?Seriously? View Post
                    Well at least you are intelligent enough to see when someone is joking.

                    I've spent too much time reading all this crap.
                    Kudos if you're bunch of trolls, if not, well opinions are like assholes come to mind


                    Regards
                    Friend, we listen to your opinion. We value God's.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Introduction

                      Originally posted by Really?Seriously? View Post
                      Well at least you are intelligent enough to see when someone is joking.

                      I've spent too much time reading all this crap.
                      Kudos if you're bunch of trolls, if not, well opinions are like assholes come to mind


                      Regards
                      Friend, trolls live under bridges in fairytale land. We here are Christians and as such have no need of opinion. The only opinion we need is the opinion of Almighty God.

                      So, are you calling God an asshole? If so you are rejecting the only thing that can save you from an eternity of painfull rape and torture by satan and his myriad minions.
                      Isaiah 66:15

                      For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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