[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Um, hello forum go-ers. I came to this forum to learn more about Christianity and the Bible (I don't have the king James version). Is that alright with you?

The Word of God can be had for free if you just visit your local Independent Baptist Church and ask the Pastor for one. Make sure you ask specifically for a KJV1611 Authorized Version Bible.

Also you can read one online at www.biblegateway.com. And for your assisted reading pleasure, Brother V has got a wonderful thread going HERE called "Bible in a Year."

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Dear Jesus-hater,

Go away. Come back after you've read your Bible. Start at Genesis 1:1 and read straight through to Revelation 22:21 and don't skip any parts.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[LetUsBeFriends?]

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P.S.
I want to say something in defense for Atheists. We don't worship Satan, at all. We don't raise our kids to worship him, we don't even believe in him. We also don't worship monkeys or science, that's simply absurd. Not all Atheists are even Darwinists though most do happen to be, and we (Most anyway) don't harbor any hatred for any religion, even though we do tend to enjoy the occasional debate with you guys

[LetUsBeFriends?]

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Actually, that is a good idea. I promise on whatever my promise could be worth to you I'll read it, but I should still probably leave this forum. It's most likely a bad outcome for someone like me to talk in a place like this. Thank you for your advice, and maybe if I believe that Christianity is the Truth after reading it, we could talk again and be allied. Goodbye for now

[Halleluyah Rob]

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Well I suppose I'll be banned soon for reaching out. From what I've seen on this forum, you guys really, really, really hate Atheists. I don't understand, are you supposed to get people into, or away from your religion? I came here with the hopes of being convinced God was real, and that Jesus loves me instead of wishing for me to stop existing. Instead, I instantly received hate. I'm sorry if talking to me made your day not as good as it was before meeting me

You have been instructed as to how to find Jesus, yet you incessantly refuse and ignore my attempts. It seems the poisonous atheism in your heart has also claimed your ability to comprehend basic sentences.

I will pray that you see the light at the end of the dark recesses of Satan's colon. Praise be Jesus!

[LetUsBeFriends?]

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Well I suppose I'll be banned soon for reaching out. From what I've seen on this forum, you guys really, really, really hate Atheists. I don't understand, are you supposed to get people into, or away from your religion? I came here with the hopes of being convinced God was real, and that Jesus loves me instead of wishing for me to stop existing. Instead, I instantly received hate. I'm sorry if talking to me made your day not as good as it was before meeting me

[Halleluyah Rob]

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I don't reject God. That's why I'm on this forum asking to learn more about Him. I just noticed it wants to know my favorite Bible verse, excuse me but is there a certain way to cite the verse?

Go out and buy yourself a physical copy of the King James Bible and study it. It is quite a shame that you were raised by heathens that refused to raise a good Christian son. Their notion of "discipline" was probably talking to you diplomatically instead of using the rod. Proverbs 13:24

As for learning more about the LORD, your primary source should be the Bible itself. The LORD tells us very clearly that his word is law (Deuteronomy 12:32). He is our Shepard and we follow his every word. That is what makes us True Christians™, we are free from sin and perfect (Romans 6:22).

[LetUsBeFriends?]

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Boy, do you not know how to quote messages? You must be sitting in a room full of haze from all that dope you've been smoking, it is well known that atheists are notorious for being marijuana addicts. As for your hippie dippie "The thought of God is beautiful" quote, get real. God is not a "thought", he is as real as my checkered sweater! You atheists are so keen on rejecting God in this world, but when he smites you to an eternity of sodomy with Satan you suddenly regret it.

I don't reject God. That's why I'm on this forum asking to learn more about Him. I just noticed it wants to know my favorite Bible verse, excuse me but is there a certain way to cite the verse?

[LetUsBeFriends?]

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And as I said, my family wont talk to me about Christianity. That is why I see God as a thought, I'm really sorry if I offended you.

[LetUsBeFriends?]

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I'm sorry if I made you angry, sincerely. I didn't feel the need to quote as it's (Currently) just us two on the thread. Also, I have never smoked anything. Not a cigarette, not weed, not anything. I find it to be a terrible practice unless the marijuana is for medical purposes, such as someone on chemotherapy would need.

[Halleluyah Rob]

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Whoa there! I DO NOT hate God, I think the thought of God is beautiful. Also, it may not be common these days, but I really am open minded

Boy, do you not know how to quote messages? You must be sitting in a room full of haze from all that dope you've been smoking, it is well known that atheists are notorious for being marijuana addicts. As for your hippie dippie "The thought of God is beautiful" quote, get real. God is not a "thought", he is as real as my checkered sweater! You atheists are so keen on rejecting God in this world, but when he smites you to an eternity of sodomy with Satan you suddenly regret it.

[LetUsBeFriends?]

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Whoa there! I DO NOT hate God, I think the thought of God is beautiful. Also, it may not be common these days, but I really am open minded

[LetUsBeFriends?]

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Also, I came here to ask mainly because the Christians in my family won't talk to me about it themselves

[Halleluyah Rob]

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Oops, I should've introduced myself properly. I live in Oklahoma, and I went to Passion Church until well, my family stopped going. I have read the bible (Not the KVJ) and most of my non-nuclear family are very, very devout Christians. I just am currently an open minded Atheist/Agnostic that wants to know about Christianity. I'm not going to talk about science or debate about religion, I just want to learn what you call the Truth.

Psalm 14:1

There is no such thing as an open minded Atheist. You have consciously chosen to reject the LORD, therefore you will be punished. It is that simple.

Our truth here is based on the King James Bible, the pure and holy word delivered from God's very own plump lips. Why do you hate God?

[LetUsBeFriends?]

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Oops, I should've introduced myself properly. I live in Oklahoma, and I went to Passion Church until well, my family stopped going. I have read the bible (Not the KVJ) and most of my non-nuclear family are very, very devout Christians. I just am currently an open minded Atheist/Agnostic that wants to know about Christianity. I'm not going to talk about science or debate about religion, I just want to learn what you call the Truth.