[Faith_Machine]

Re: Urgent help needed from Unsaved Trash!

I have , sorry for not replying earlier.

Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you! I'm so excited about this! Tell me, have you also set up a tithing schedule with our accounting department?

I kind of got the feeling that God would still kill me if all the new members of our flock don't dig deep and make some generous donations.

[worthlessdavid]

Re: Urgent help needed from Unsaved Trash!

Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you! I'm so excited about this! Tell me, have you also set up a tithing schedule with our accounting department?

I kind of got the feeling that God would still kill me if all the new members of our flock don't dig deep and make some generous donations.

once I own a credit card I will go gold (since I will be in the army by then too)

I hope god doesn't mind i.o.u.'s . . .

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Urgent help needed from Unsaved Trash!

Friend, no credit card is required! Please contact our Jews finance department, and they will be happy to set up automatic debit from your checking account.

[worthlessdavid]

Re: Urgent help needed from Unsaved Trash!

Friend, no credit card is required! Please contact our Jews finance department, and they will be happy to set up automatic debit from your checking account.

I don't got that either yet, no bank account yet either.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Urgent help needed from Unsaved Trash!

I don't got that either yet, no bank account yet either.

Then sell your computer. Sell everything you own and give it to the Church! God commands that the poor give everything they have to Him, and He will reward them 100fold! Shout GLORY!!

Mark 12:41 And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much. Mark 12:42 And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing. Mark 12:43 And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury: Mark 12:44 For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.