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    #1

    Hello :)

    Hello Landover Baptist Church forum! My name is Emma, I am 17 and live in Australia. I have recently come to find God, as before July this year I was one of the many sinful, unholy and reckless teenagers. I was going through a difficult time, and my friend Sarah (God bless her soul), showed me the way of the Lord. God and the Holy Bible have changed me for the better. I hope you accept me so I can soon be a part of your lovely forum!

    My favourite bible verse is John 3:16, what's yours?
  • Zechariah Smyth
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    • Feb 2011
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    #2
    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by crescendo View Post
    Hello Landover Baptist Church forum! My name is Emma, I am 17 and live in Australia. I have recently come to find God, as before July this year I was one of the many sinful, unholy and reckless teenagers. I was going through a difficult time, and my friend Sarah (God bless her soul), showed me the way of the Lord. God and the Holy Bible have changed me for the better. I hope you accept me so I can soon be a part of your lovely forum!

    My favourite bible verse is John 3:16, what's yours?
    Hello Emma!

    I'm also crazy about John 3:16 because it clearly states that anyone who does not believe in Jesus goes to Hell.



    A couple of verses later, John 3:18 really drives that message home:

    (John 3:18) "He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God."

    That's the kind of "tough love" that joos and mooslims and hindoos need to hear EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!



    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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    • crescendo
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      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
      Hello Emma!

      I'm also crazy about John 3:16 because it clearly states that anyone who does not believe in Jesus goes to Hell.



      A couple of verses later, John 3:18 really drives that message home:

      (John 3:18) "He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God."

      That's the kind of "tough love" that joos and mooslims and hindoos need to hear EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!



      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
      Not the hindoos ! Yes I very much love that verse, thank you very much Zechariah for your friendly reply.

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      • Faith_Machine
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        • Mar 2011
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        Hello Emma! How old did you say you were? My, my, my, so very, very young. It's such a splendid time to be a young person, and growing in the Lord.

        Tell me, do you have a Web cam?
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        • crescendo
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          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
          Hello Emma! How old did you say you were? My, my, my, so very, very young. It's such a splendid time to be a young person, and growing in the Lord.

          Tell me, do you have a Web cam?
          Yes, you heard right, 17.

          And no I do not. My father forbids such devices as they have questionable security, and as I am a woman of God now, I must do as he says. Additionally, I have asked for his permission to use this website .

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          • Pim Pendergast
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            • Jun 2012
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            Welcome, Emma! What church do you attend with your father?
            sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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            • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
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              Hello and welcome, Emma!

              Please tell us, sparing no wanton details, of your life of sin before opening up for Jesus. This may serve as a warning to young people who have not found Salvation yet.

              This is one of my favorite verses:

              Job 2:6 (1611 King James Bible)

              And the Lord said vnto Satan, Behold, hee is in thine hand, but saue his life.
              To me this speaks so clearly of God's love for us. When we please Him, he taunts the devil with our righteousness and even dares the devil to try and make us fall.
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              I Kings 7:23

              And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

              New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

              Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

              Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

              Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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              • Naomi Ruth Lamb
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                #8
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by crescendo View Post
                Hello Landover Baptist Church forum! My name is Emma, I am 17 and live in Australia. I have recently come to find God, as before July this year I was one of the many sinful, unholy and reckless teenagers. I was going through a difficult time, and my friend Sarah (God bless her soul), showed me the way of the Lord. God and the Holy Bible have changed me for the better. I hope you accept me so I can soon be a part of your lovely forum!

                My favourite bible verse is John 3:16, what's yours?
                Greetings in the name of Jesus! I am surmising that you, too, are an old maid. Can you tell us what deformity or sin has prevented you from being someone's wife, spewing out soldiers for Christ? My issue has been my father. He denied permission to the last five suitors who wanted me as a bride. I remember when I was 15, Father didn't like dear sweet Delbert, a 59 year old shoe store owner, because he thought Delbert wouldn't let me be barefoot and pregnant. Daddy is so silly sometimes. Tell me, do you have problems dealing with life as a spinster?
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                • crescendo
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                  Originally posted by Pim Pendergast View Post
                  Welcome, Emma! What church do you attend with your father?
                  Hello Pim, my father and I attend Faith Baptist Church in northern Melbourne.

                  Originally posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD View Post
                  Hello and welcome, Emma!

                  Please tell us, sparing no wanton details, of your life of sin before opening up for Jesus. This may serve as a warning to young people who have not found Salvation yet.

                  This is one of my favorite verses:

                  Job 2:6 (1611 King James Bible)

                  To me this speaks so clearly of God's love for us. When we please Him, he taunts the devil with our righteousness and even dares the devil to try and make us fall.
                  Yes, a very good verse that one is!

                  Prior to devoting my life to Jesus I never attended church and was borderline atheist (can you believe that?). I would have rather gone out with other teenagers to see satan-worshipping bands perform live rather than spending time worshipping God and serving a God-believing man. My mother and father, both being strong believers of God, refused to let me live in their house as long as I continued this behaviour. As I had no home, I ended up living in the home of one of my atheist friends. We often spent our nights consuming alcohol and listening to the same satan-worshipping bands I mentioned earlier. One night I was quite intoxicated and was walking the streets, and this was where I met Sarah. She took me to a Church and made me realise my sinful ways, and slowly, my belief and love for God became stronger and stronger. My love for God at this moment has never been greater!

                  I have tried to teach the other teenagers about what I have learnt, but they do not listen. I no longer associate with any of them because I now realise they are putrid, satan-worshipping fools.

                  Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
                  Greetings in the name of Jesus! I am surmising that you, too, are an old maid. Can you tell us what deformity or sin has prevented you from being someone's wife, spewing out soldiers for Christ? My issue has been my father. He denied permission to the last five suitors who wanted me as a bride. I remember when I was 15, Father didn't like dear sweet Delbert, a 59 year old shoe store owner, because he thought Delbert wouldn't let me be barefoot and pregnant. Daddy is so silly sometimes. Tell me, do you have problems dealing with life as a spinster?
                  Hello Naomi. Since my devotion a few months ago I have not yet come across an appropriate suitor. I do however plan on producing many offspring. I am confused when you say "old maid"? What exactly do you mean?

                  But to answer your question, being unmarried can be difficult, but I am hoping my father can find a good Christian man in my irreligious town very soon so I can live happily under his orders!

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