Hello

[ilovelordjc]

Hello Landover Baptist Church forum! My name is Stevie and I live in Australia. I have been advised to join this website by a girl called Emma who claims that i'm currently a sinner and if i don't change my ways I will go straight to hell. I hope you can give me some insight as to whether I am going to hell or not and if it's possible to change if I am.

My favourite bible verse is Romans 8:28, what's yours?

[Faith_Machine]

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Emma is a wonderful lass with a bright future in the Lord ahead of her. What is your name, and what are your favorite sins to commit? I hope you didn't register here just to curry favor with Emma so you can get into her pants. She's not that kind of girl.

[ilovelordjc]

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Emma is a wonderful lass with a bright future in the Lord ahead of her. What is your name, and what are your favorite sins to commit? I hope you didn't register here just to curry favor with Emma so you can get into her pants. She's not that kind of girl.

My name is Stevie. According to Emma, the sins that I commit are lustfully looking at men and listening to inappropriate music.

[Wide-Open]

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lustfully looking at men and listening to inappropriate music.

Just for the record: were you giggling when you typed this?

[ilovelordjc]

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Just for the record: were you giggling when you typed this?

Are they not considered to be sins? I'm trying as hard as i can to get into heaven, can someone please tell me if i'm doing the right thing?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Are they not considered to be sins? I'm trying as hard as i can to get into heaven, can someone please tell me if i'm doing the right thing?

Young lady if you behave like a whore you will have nobody to blame but your self.

God bless.

[ilovelordjc]

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Young lady if you behave like a whore you will have nobody to blame but your self.

God bless.

I'm very sorry, I will change my ways. Will you wonderful God worshipers be able to help me on this journey?

[Faith_Machine]

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Stevie, are you a man or a woman? Either way, looking at men in a lustful fashion is very bad.

[ilovelordjc]

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Stevie, are you a man or a woman? Either way, looking at men in a lustful fashion is very bad.

I am a woman. My Mother named me Stevie after the singer.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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I am a woman. My Mother named me Stevie after the singer.

Stevie Wonder? That's just bizarre.

YIC

[ilovelordjc]

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Stevie Wonder? That's just bizarre.

YIC

No No, Stevie Nicks from Fleetwood Mac!

[Wide-Open]

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No No, Stevie Nicks from Fleetwood Mac!

Who? Is that a Scottish death metal band?

[ilovelordjc]

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Who? Is that a Scottish death metal band?

Are you not aware of Stevie Nicks?
Here is a song she wrote for Fleetwood Mac

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=py3w5fttedA

[crescendo]

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Hello Landover Baptist Church forum! My name is Stevie and I live in Australia. I have been advised to join this website by a girl called Emma who claims that i'm currently a sinner and if i don't change my ways I will go straight to hell. I hope you can give me some insight as to whether I am going to hell or not and if it's possible to change if I am.

My favourite bible verse is Romans 8:28, what's yours?

Stevie, how lovely to see you on here!

The members of this forum really are delightful - if your ungodly habits are not too repulsive, I am positive that they will help you realise the consequences of your sins and help you devote your life to God.

At present, you have a one-way ticket to eternal damnation. Doesn't spending eternity in the heavens sound a lot better instead?

As I have told you before; in order to become a woman of God, you must no longer listen to those horrid satan-worshipping bands. Incinerate CD's, posters, artwork and anything else you may have. It would also be wise to discard your iPod. Secondly, you are a WOMAN for gosh sake. You must be submissive to your father, mother and to a MALE partner approved by your father (yes that's right, choosing to be a bi-sexual means an eternity in hell). Abandon your harlot ways straight away. Once you do this, we may actually have something to work with.

I hope you can one day join us. You are in my prayers, Stevie.

[Faith_Machine]

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Incinerate CD's, posters, artwork and anything else you may have.

This is great advice, Steve! Just be careful about burning things when there are liberals around; they may attempt to brand you as a gross polluter and charge you a carbon tax. Trust me, you don't want to become the victim of an Al Gore-style shakedown!