[Walter Van Slyke]

Re: Introduction.

Your grasp of the obvious is tenuous you should look that up it is a very descriptive word.

Thank you brother Rusty I looked up "tenuous you should look that up" which I couldn't find but then I realized that you meant just "tenuous" and I thought maybe your grasp of basic grammar is tenuous I mean why would he put three sentences together and not use any punctuation so that it looks like one sentence then I figured it out you guys are much better at this forum thing and maybe the smart guys don't use periods I'm gonna write like that from now on thanks for the tip!

[Russell Holbeck]

Re: Introduction.

Ohhhh...thank you Dr. Snyde! I can only hope that someday my grasp of the obvious will be as tremendous as yours.

Hello Walter Van Slyke.

Your grasp of the obvious is tenuous you should look that up it is a very descriptive word.

Thank you.

Rusty

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: Introduction.

Ohhhh...thank you Dr. Snyde! I can only hope that someday my grasp of the obvious will be as tremendous as yours.

And I can only hope my wit for sarcasm will be as sharp as yours.

[Walter Van Slyke]

Re: Introduction.

Look down at your keyboard...notice the "n" and "b" keys are adjacent. Thus, most likely, oh I don't know, maybe she meant to type "barbecue?"

Ohhhh...thank you Dr. Snyde! I can only hope that someday my grasp of the obvious will be as tremendous as yours.

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: Introduction.

What the heck is "barnecue sauce"? Sounds rather perverted. And if that's the only sauce in your kitchen, I sincerely hope you eat out a lot.

Look down at your keyboard...notice the "n" and "b" keys are adjacent. Thus, most likely, oh I don't know, maybe she meant to type "barbecue?"

[Walter Van Slyke]

Re: Introduction.

The only sauce I have in my kitchen is barnecue sauce

What the heck is "barnecue sauce"? Sounds rather perverted. And if that's the only sauce in your kitchen, I sincerely hope you eat out a lot.

[Mrs. Paddy McIrish]

Re: Introduction.

Not the pink oboe, I trust?

Or the "skin flute"?

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Introduction.

And I play the oboe.

Not the pink oboe, I trust?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Introduction.

The Flippipinos like to dump a ton of sugar and hot dog pieces into their spaghetti. It's disgusting. Hot dogs and spaghetti! The very thought of it!

Now if you're talking about Mr. Hutchins' sausage, on the other hand? Why, I'll bet his sausage would go down real good if it was surrounded by little Filipino noodles!

[canyoukeepup]

Re: Introduction.

Is that some kind of Filipino spaghetti? I know they spread that adobo sauce on just about anything over there so maybe that's what made you sick. In my humble opinion Christians should be using either mayonnaise or Texas BBQ sauce.

What's adobo sauce? It sounds utterly disgusting. The only sauce I have in my kitchen is barnecue sauce (homemade so there are none of those non-American ingredients) and my husband likes it that way!
Yours in Christ,
Mrs. Aaron White

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Introduction.

Hey there Van, can you explain to me what the deal is with sweet spaghetti? They got a Jollibee over in Daly City? I ordered me some of that sweet spaghetti and I about threw up!

Is that some kind of Filipino spaghetti? I know they spread that adobo sauce on just about anything over there so maybe that's what made you sick. In my humble opinion Christians should be using either mayonnaise or Texas BBQ sauce.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Introduction.

Hey there Van, can you explain to me what the deal is with sweet spaghetti? They got a Jollibee over in Daly City? I ordered me some of that sweet spaghetti and I about threw up!

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: Introduction.

Hello and welcome to God's friendly forum, Van.

You are on a quest to learn about religion, and you've come to the best place to do so, because we worship God in the manner He intended...following His Word to the letter and obeying his commandments.

We recognize only the one true Bible, the 1611 King James version. The verse you quoted actually reads:

Proverbs 27:5 (1611 King James Bible)

Open rebuke is better then secret loue.

You see, God doesn't like it when we change His Word:

Deuteronomy 4:2 (1611 King James Bible)

Ye shall not adde vnto the word which I command you, neither shall you diminish ought from it, that ye may keepe the Commaundements of the Lord your God, which I command you.

I hope you find your time here enjoyable and educational. Take some time to browse the forums to see what we're all about.

By the way, I am an amateur musician...I have E♭ alto and B♭/F trombones that I play from time to time.

[vanthemusician]

Re: Introduction.

What's your favourite biblical verse, and what instrument do you play?

Proverbs Chapter 27, Verse 5
Faithful are the wounds of a friend;
profuse are the kisses of an enemy.

And I play the oboe.

[IreneS]

Re: Introduction.

What's your favourite biblical verse, and what instrument do you play?