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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775
    #31
    Re: Adultery

    Originally posted by IreneS View Post
    You wouldn't be sitting at a computer because your whoring butt would be too sore to sit on.
    I wouldn't count on it dear. She clearly likes it. She talks about it constantly.

    "Ooh look at me! I'm a naughty girl! I had to hike up my widdoo skirt and lower my panties so my big, fat, Greek hubby could spank me! ooooh spank me again! ooooh! Who will spank me next? ooooh!"


    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Maxine Zinner
        Unsaved trash
        • Dec 2013
        • 29
        #32
        Re: Adultery

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        I wouldn't count on it dear. She clearly likes it. She talks about it constantly.

        "Ooh look at me! I'm a naughty girl! I had to hike up my widdoo skirt and lower my panties so my big, fat, Greek hubby could spank me! ooooh spank me again! ooooh! Who will spank me next? ooooh!"


        I don't like having to do it. Talking about it a little too much perhaps but not having to do it.

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          • Mrs. Paddy McIrish
            Forum Member, possibly Irish
            Forum Member
            • Dec 2013
            • 209
            #33
            Re: Adultery

            Originally posted by IreneS View Post
            Your husband clearly only tickled you with his switch. Otherwise, you wouldn't be here - you would be fervently studying the bible for weeks to come. You wouldn't be sitting at a computer because your whoring butt would be too sore to sit on.
            A wee bit ... but ...

            IreneS, I do so love your profile picture! You really captured a fitting image of a humble Christian woman, serving her husband and God via domestic duties.

            Perhaps it will serve as inspiration for Porno-Magazine Sinner, over there (though I doubt it).
            1 Corinthians 11:3 | Ephesians 5:22
            Now glorifying GOD on the Twitter! Follow me at @MrsPaddyMcIrish!

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              • IreneS
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2013
                • 197
                #34
                Re: Adultery

                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                I wouldn't count on it dear. She clearly likes it. She talks about it constantly.

                "Ooh look at me! I'm a naughty girl! I had to hike up my widdoo skirt and lower my panties so my big, fat, Greek hubby could spank me! ooooh spank me again! ooooh! Who will spank me next? ooooh!"



                Hmm. From what I've heard about Greek men - they do with their wives, the same as they do with their sisters, the same as they do with their homer friends.


                I must look for a new husband in your part of the world. I'm hating it here. 105 deg F (40 deg C) yesterday and today, here in the Antipodes. Should be a little cooler tomorrow

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                  • IreneS
                    Forum Member
                    • Dec 2013
                    • 197
                    #35
                    Re: Adultery

                    Originally posted by Mrs. Paddy McIrish View Post
                    A wee bit ... but ...

                    IreneS, I do so love your profile picture! You really captured a fitting image of a humble Christian woman, serving her husband and God via domestic duties.

                    Perhaps it will serve as inspiration for Porno-Magazine Sinner, over there (though I doubt it).
                    Porno is beyond redemption, from what I can see.

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                      • WWJDnow
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 6311
                        #36
                        Re: Adultery

                        Originally posted by IreneS View Post
                        Porno is beyond redemption, from what I can see.
                        You're a Christian woman. You shouldn't see any pornography at all.
                        The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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