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  • Dr Laurence Niles
    Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
     
    • Jan 2012
    • 9063

    #16
    Re: Adultery

    Originally posted by Maxine Zinner View Post
    My parents were hard core atheists. They wouldn't allow me to have one. My husband will let me have one when he says I am ready for it. Right now he says I am not. He says if you're not prepared Satan can trick you into believing something is in there that's not
    I'm sorry to say your husband is an idiot. I'm even more sorry to say that you are stuck with him.

    But the good news is that you can read a Bible(KJV1611) on the very same internets that you used to post this message.

    Glory!
    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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    • Didymus Much
      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
      • Jun 2010
      • 14079

      #17
      Re: Adultery

      Originally posted by Maxine Zinner View Post
      ...My husband will let me have one when he says I am ready for it. Right now he says I am not...
      Then he's not, and never will be, a True Christian(tm).

      True Christians(tm) want everyone to read the Bible. They're confident that once you know exactly what the Bible claims that God wants, the Truth(r) of His Lovingkindness will shine through the, frankly, rather sordid and debauched tales of a small branch of early humanity's struggles with an unfriendly environment and their frequently violent conflicts with their friends, relatives, and neighbours. And there's kinky sex, too.

      For now, you can read the King James online in many places such as here or here.

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #18
        Re: Adultery

        Originally posted by Maxine Zinner View Post
        If a teenage woman/girl commits adultery should she be stoned? My husband's 13 year old wife at the time was found guilty of adultery and was executed. It was in another country.
        I wouldn't feel sorry for her at all. She asked for it by spitting in the face of the Sweet, Pudgy, Baby Jesus, and mocking His temporary death and resurrection by covering her head to show fear of a moon-god instead of God the Father. A 13 year old stoned to death is nothing to a 13 year old being anally raped by Satan and his minions for eternity.
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • John Creeser
          Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
           
          • Aug 2009
          • 7248

          #19
          Re: Adultery

          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
          Then he's not, and never will be, a True Christian™.

          True Christians™ want everyone to read the Bible. They're confident that once you know exactly what the Bible claims that God wants, the Truth® of His Lovingkindness will shine through the, frankly, rather sordid and debauched tales of a small branch of early humanity's struggles with an unfriendly environment and their frequently violent conflicts with their friends, relatives, and neighbours. And there's *LA LA LA LA*, too.

          For now, you can read the King James online in many places such as here or here.
          Almost spoken like a True Christian(tm), my hellbound heathenistic friend. There may be hope for you yet!!
          -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
          -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

          -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
          -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
          -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
          -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
          -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

          STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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          • Maxine Zinner
            Unsaved trash
            • Dec 2013
            • 29

            #20
            Re: Adultery

            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
            Then he's not, and never will be, a True Christian™.

            True Christians™ want everyone to read the Bible. They're confident that once you know exactly what the Bible claims that God wants, the Truth® of His Lovingkindness will shine through the, frankly, rather sordid and debauched tales of a small branch of early humanity's struggles with an unfriendly environment and their frequently violent conflicts with their friends, relatives, and neighbours. And there's kinky sex, too.

            For now, you can read the King James online in many places such as here or here.
            I just got a whipping with the willow switch for lying about him on here. And I am suppose to say or I'll get another whipping if I don't is it's me who has chosen to ignore God's word and not read the Bible

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            • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2013
              • 1284

              #21
              Re: Adultery

              Originally posted by Maxine Zinner View Post
              If a teenage woman/girl commits adultery should she be stoned? My husband's 13 year old wife at the time was found guilty of adultery and was executed. It was in another country.
              Why did you not post a proper introduction, but rather asked a question instead?

              Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
              Do you make it a habit to come up to people without introducing yourself and just start asking questions? If someone did that to me on the street, I would ask, "Who are you, and why are you accosting me?" The same also holds here.
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              I Kings 7:23

              And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

              New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

              Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

              Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

              Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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              • Maxine Zinner
                Unsaved trash
                • Dec 2013
                • 29

                #22
                Re: Adultery

                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                A 13 year old stoned to death is nothing to a 13 year old being anally raped by Satan and his minions for eternity.
                Does that mean she should have been stoned to death for committing adultery?

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                • Mary Etheldreda
                  Gushing for Jesus
                   
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 23775

                  #23
                  Re: Adultery

                  Originally posted by Maxine Zinner View Post
                  Does that mean she should have been stoned to death for committing adultery?

                  Have you ever read the Bible, dear?



                  [But] whoso committeth adultery with a woman lacketh understanding: he [that] doeth it destroyeth his own soul.
                  Proverbs 6:32

                  If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.
                  Leviticus 20:13

                  And the man that committeth adultery with [another] man's wife, [even he] that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.
                  Leviticus 20:10

                  If a man be found lying with a woman married to an husband, then they shall both of them die, [both] the man that lay with the woman, and the woman: so shalt thou put away evil from Israel.
                  Deuteronomy 22:22

                  Whosoever putteth away his wife, and marrieth another, committeth adultery: and whosoever marrieth her that is put away from [her] husband committeth adultery.
                  Luke 16:18

                  And I say unto you, Whosoever shall put away his wife, except [it be] for fornication, and shall marry another, committeth adultery: and whoso marrieth her which is put away doth commit adultery.
                  Matthew 19:9


                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • Billy Bob Jenkins
                    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                    Hates anal sex. And trees.
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 8337

                    #24
                    Re: Adultery

                    Originally posted by Maxine Zinner View Post
                    If a teenage woman/girl commits adultery should she be stoned? My husband's 13 year old wife at the time was found guilty of adultery and was executed. It was in another country.
                    Lady, the Bible, the Bible, the Bible. Read it.

                    But as a matter of fact, many women who are left unattended for any length of time will get stoned and commit adultery, though just as many will prefer diet pills, cocaine, and other stimulants.

                    America was once the greatest nation in the world, when we upheld God's law by owning slaves and burning witches. So, ideally, we should be executing governmental authority after the manner of God's multitudinous commandments. Vigilante justice will only injure our credibility and prevent us from forcing institutional theocracy on the rest of the country and, eventually, the world. Instead of throwing stones at whores, you should be participating in the concerted effort to stone all whores in the long run by voting Republican.
                    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                    • Maxine Zinner
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Dec 2013
                      • 29

                      #25
                      Re: Adultery

                      Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                      Lady, the Bible, the Bible, the Bible. Read it.

                      But as a matter of fact, many women who are left unattended for any length of time will get stoned and commit adultery, though just as many will prefer diet pills, cocaine, and other stimulants.

                      America was once the greatest nation in the world, when we upheld God's law by owning slaves and burning witches. So, ideally, we should be executing governmental authority after the manner of God's multitudinous commandments. Vigilante justice will only injure our credibility and prevent us from forcing institutional theocracy on the rest of the country and, eventually, the world. Instead of throwing stones at whores, you should be participating in the concerted effort to stone all whores in the long run by voting Republican.
                      My husband says the Republicans are just as in bed with Satan as are the Democrats. That 13 year old whore I mentioned was executed where it's legal to do so. Some people who tell me their Christians have told me the death penalty is wrong for anything by anyone

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29453

                        #26
                        Re: Adultery

                        Friend, That other female is doomed to go to Hell and frankly, I am not in the least bit interested in her whoredom. As you kidz say, 'tl;dr'
                        I am interested in you and your journey towards Salvation(r). What can you tell us about that?
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • WWJDnow
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 6314

                          #27
                          Re: Adultery

                          Originally posted by Maxine Zinner View Post
                          My husband says the Republicans are just as in bed with Satan as are the Democrats.
                          No matter how ignorant he is--and your husband is obviously about as dense as depleted uranium--your duty is to obey your husband. Now, to set the record straight, there are a few Republicans under the Devil's thumb. That's what RINO means. We're weeding them out of our party pretty quickly these days.

                          Some people who tell me their Christians have told me the death penalty is wrong for anything by anyone.
                          No True Christian(TM) would ever say something so stupid.
                          The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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                          • IreneS
                            Forum Member
                            • Dec 2013
                            • 197

                            #28
                            Re: Adultery

                            Originally posted by Maxine Zinner View Post
                            I just got a whipping with the willow switch for lying about him on here. And I am suppose to say or I'll get another whipping if I don't is it's me who has chosen to ignore God's word and not read the Bible
                            I knew it - you are a lying heathen who hates Jesus. Your poor husband doesn't know what he's married - or maybe he's beginning to find out. A strumpet. A whore. But worst of all, a heathen.

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                            • Maxine Zinner
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Dec 2013
                              • 29

                              #29
                              Re: Adultery

                              Originally posted by IreneS View Post
                              I knew it - you are a lying heathen who hates Jesus. Your poor husband doesn't know what he's married - or maybe he's beginning to find out. A strumpet. A whore. But worst of all, a heathen.
                              You don't put much faith in the effectiveness of the willow switch do you?

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                              • IreneS
                                Forum Member
                                • Dec 2013
                                • 197

                                #30
                                Re: Adultery

                                Your husband clearly only tickled you with his switch. Otherwise, you wouldn't be here - you would be fervently studying the bible for weeks to come. You wouldn't be sitting at a computer because your whoring butt would be too sore to sit on.

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