[Senior Andy]

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Don't be shy, dear. We know you pennycostals throw snakes all over the place. Why else would you flail about so?

Apparently you've never actually been to a normal Pentecostal church. If you had been you'd know that that only happens in a few churches. You'd also know that your average Pentecostal Christian doesn't roll with snakes. At all.

[Senior Andy]

Re: Hello

I agree with you Andy, its God's will that everyone gets married, sometimes he finds other work for you to do, or the right person just does not appear to be around. Neither of my sons are with anyone at present. One works in the pentecostal church like you for the Lord, the other is a Samaritan, I assume you have Samaritans in your country. He works unsociable hours voluntarily taking calls from people in distress with various problems. Marriage is not for everyone.

My name isn't Andy. It never has been, it never will be. Stop calling me this ridiculousness.
No, I've never met a Samaritan.
- Andrea (NOT Andy- GET IT RIGHT)

[James Hutchins]

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Apparently you've never actually been to a normal Pentecostal church. If you had been you'd know that that only happens in a few churches. You'd also know that your average Pentecostal Christian doesn't roll with snakes. At all.

Everyone I have been in near here has snake handlers unless the game warden is parked outside. Perhaps where you live, they have a different show used to bamboozle the unawares.
See AnDrea, I make a point of trying to be open minded and honest with all I meet. I do not simply take someones word for things, I have to witness it first hand. The only Churches I have ever been in that actually follow the Word of God are Baptist, hence them the only ones where you will ever find a Christian. The rest sadly, are full of charlatans and con men (some have the audacity to have con women, can you believe it?)

[Senior Andy]

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Sorry! Who, looks like to me someone forgot to praise Jesus this morning!

Friend, being Christian is all about understanding. I am sad to see you do not feel this way. You know, Jesus died on the Cross for YOU. Talk about understanding!

I think I speak for everyone here in that you make very butch posts and any normal person would take that machismo as a male trait. You can certainly understand why no one assumed there would be a man in your life.

The only person I have ever heard of named 'Drea' is some negroid gangster, are you him?
I knew a girl named Andi, she dotted her 'i' with little hearts. She turned her back on Jesus and choose to be a lipstick lesbian. It is dsgusting to watch her with other sluts, constantly kissing and feeling each other up.


As a customer service representative, is it your job to get coffee for you boss or do you just service the customers? Do you spread the Love of Jesus?

I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm not a gangster, I'm straight, and I work at a check cashers so your comments about my employment make no kind of sense.

Let's look at the facts, shall we?

She attends a Pentecostal church. Pentecosts are bound for hell just as surely as Catholics or Methodists.

She is unmarried and not living under her father's roof. Further, she shuns the idea of being married.

She has not made it clear that she tithes at least 10% of her gross income.

She took the Lord's Name in vain, albeit not in English.

She has taken a job that rightfully belongs to a man.

She shouted disrespectfully at Sister Mary.

She has not rebuked you for making perverted sexual advances towards her.

Does this sound like she has found Jesus to you? I would say God brought her to us just in the nick of time!

I don't live under my father's roof because my father is in jail. When I said "Ay mi Dios" it was an unspoken prayer that essentially meant "God please calm my temper. Give me grace... These people are a trip..."
I haven't rebuked val for your claims because a- I don't search for evil in everything people say, and b- she seems to be one of the few people with an IQ above their age.
- Andrea

[James Hutchins]

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I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm not a gangster, I'm straight, and I work at a check cashers so your comments about my employment make no kind of sense.
........- Andrea

Aren't you the huffy one!!! Sorry for showing some interest. I guess you taught me to reach out. Are you so venometic with everyone you meet? I cannot imagine what it must be like to be one of your customers.
You know, Jesus sees how rude you are to nice people.

Merry Jesus's Birthday.

[James Hutchins]

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I just read your profile. Now I think I understand. You are bilinguistic.

One last question. Doesn't the aftertaste bother you?

[IreneS]

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Wow Andy, I've never met a real live Pentecostalist before! I thought they just existed in movies. Do you really mean that you shout and scream and wave your arms about and faint and 'speak in tongues' stuff? What drugs do you take to make you do these weird things? What do you think the Good Lord would make of such undignified posturings? I don't think we have any pentecostalists in Australia.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I just read your profile. Now I think I understand. You are bilinguistic.

Well Brother, that certainly does explain why her prayer to the LORD goes unanswered:

When I said "Ay mi Dios" it was an unspoken prayer that essentially meant "God please calm my temper. Give me grace..."

If my children squabbled at me in some Mexican dialect, I'd ignore them, too.

[Senior Andy]

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Aren't you the huffy one!!! Sorry for showing some interest. I guess you taught me to reach out. Are you so venometic with everyone you meet? I cannot imagine what it must be like to be one of your customers.
You know, Jesus sees how rude you are to nice people.

Merry Jesus's Birthday.

You attack me, I get angry. I let my anger out on y'all since y'all provoked me first. I'm not just going to let y'all crack jokes at my expense and disrespect me and get away with it. Here's one thing I can say- I've had many rude customers but none as rude as you people.

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

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You attack me, I get angry. I let my anger out on y'all since y'all provoked me first. I'm not just going to let y'all crack jokes at my expense and disrespect me and get away with it. Here's one thing I can say- I've had many rude customers but none as rude as you people.

I can understand your anger. Jesus, in His infinite wisdom, brings you here to show you the light, and you find out that rolling around wrapped in snakes, convulsing and screaming gibberish, and guzzling cyanide is not the way of the True Christian(tm). You see that everything you thought you knew about God is wrong, so you lash out against those trying to help. It's only human nature.

[IreneS]

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Andy, You need a man with a firm hand to teach you how to control your anger. Anger does not become a good Christian woman. The heathens have things called "Anger Management Classes", so even they recognise that anger is unbecoming in women. Good Christians do not need classes, they have God on their side instead. Give up your evil apostolic ways and embrace the Lord, the only true Lord, as your own, and you too will learn that by submitting to the Lord and your husband your anger will vaporise.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Someone told me there's a spic in here?

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

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Someone told me there's a spic in here?

Yes, Pastor Zeke. The best I can surmise, she is a hot-blooded bull-dyke that goes by Andy. A background check finds this photo of her:

[Senior Andy]

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Yes, Pastor Zeke. The best I can surmise, she is a hot-blooded bull-dyke that goes by Andy. A background check finds this photo of her:

You must be slow on the uptake. My name is Andrea, and I am not a bull-dyke! That's not even me! ... White folks. I tell you.

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

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...White folks. I tell you.

We do not tolerate bigotry here.