[SUV]

Re: Glory to God!

Are we talking egg nog that comes in the waxed pressboard container, or homemade with the finest aged white rum and single-malt Scotch?

Um, um, um - let me ponder on this a while, Brother. You see, if one of the Godly Pastors ever caught me in a Liquor Store, my hiney would be even worse shape than the Baby Jesus'. Praise!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Glory to God!

Um, um, um - let me ponder on this a while, Brother. You see, if one of the Godly Pastors ever caught me in a Liquor Store, my hiney would be even worse shape than the Baby Jesus'. Praise!

Order online, dear Sister Sue Vera!

Then you can procure the quality spirits you need for fine holiday meal-preparation without consorting with purveyors of the Coors or Mad Dog 20/20. Reduce that exposure to filth and depravity to a momentary unchaperoned encounter with the muscular, shorts-clad, virile (and quite possibly Negro!) UPS driver, who doubtless will be gentleman enough to come in and open up your box for you. Who could resist a delicate, snow-white Sister such as yourself? I'd wager he wouldn't even want a tip, just the pleasure of satisfying your every need!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Glory to God!

Um, um, um - let me ponder on this a while, Brother. You see, if one of the Godly Pastors ever caught me in a Liquor Store, my hiney would be even worse shape than the Baby Jesus'. Praise!

Sister, are you suggesting that your eggnog contains more than egg and nog?

[SUV]

Re: Glory to God!

Sister, are you suggesting that your eggnog contains more than egg and nog?

Pastor! I can't talk now! I am waiting for the delivery Man!!!

Who is bringing me powdered "eggs" and some more condensed "nogs"

[Poetic Peter]

Re: Glory to God!


UPS OVERNIGHTS NIG NOG
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[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Glory to God!

There is something wrong about your post, Brother. I just can't quite put my finger on it at the moment.

Onyourknees seems familiar somehow.
But I guess all fundies sound the same.