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  • Tallywacker Hater
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jun 2008
    • 210

    #1

    Hello all

    Hello. I'm Tara. I'm a 30 year old agnostic atheist who is also a M2F transsexual.
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Hello all

    That's not much of an introduction, seeing as we already know these disgusting facts about you.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Tallywacker Hater
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jun 2008
      • 210

      #3
      Re: Hello all

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      That's not much of an introduction, seeing as we already know these disgusting facts about you.
      Okay, what would you like to know about me?

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: Hello all

        I want to know how soon you are going to leave us alone. We're here to study the word of Jesus, not offer sexual counseling services.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: Hello all

          Why are you here, pervert? This is not a debate forum, and we do not suffer fools gladly. If you sincerely want to stop being a damned queer, then I strongly suggest that you sign up with sister Betty Bower's BASH program. They have quite a success rate on fixing degenerates like you.

          Otherwise, bugger off. We are here to praise Jesus and celebrate His Love.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • JawOfAnAss
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • May 2008
            • 313

            #6
            Re: Hello all

            Originally posted by Tara Jo View Post
            Hello. I'm Tara. I'm a 30 year old agnostic atheist who is also a M2F transsexual.
            Very nice....now go play on the train tracks. Jesus wants to talk to you face to face.
            Judges 15:16
            And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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            • JennyD
              Honorary True Christian™
              Sweet Placid Sister
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2007
              • 9567

              #7
              Re: Hello all

              Originally posted by Tara Jo View Post
              Okay, what would you like to know about me?
              Why do you hate Jesus?
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              • JawOfAnAss
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • May 2008
                • 313

                #8
                Re: Hello all

                Originally posted by Tara Jo View Post
                Okay, what would you like to know about me?
                Well since you ask. Did your godless money-grubbing joo doctor sex-change butchers angle your cooter properly so you don't get sand in there while fornihomoating on the beach, or do you have to go baboon style
                with your "opened minded" fornisodomite partner in abomination?
                Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 06-30-2008, 06:52 AM. Reason: spelling corrected
                Judges 15:16
                And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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                • Tallywacker Hater
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jun 2008
                  • 210

                  #9
                  Re: Hello all

                  Originally posted by JennyD
                  Why do you hate Jesus?
                  I don't. I can't say I love Jesus, though.

                  Originally posted by JawOfAnAss View Post
                  Well since you ask. Did your godless money-grubbing joo doctor sex-change butchers angle your cooter properly so you don't get sand in there while fornihomoating on the beach, or do you have to go baboon style
                  with your "opened minded" fornisodomite partner in abomination?
                  Actually, I'm pre-op, so I haven't had SRS.... yet.

                  You know, it's odd; mention you're transsexual and the first thing people ask about is your genitalia. No, not odd, it's annoying.

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                  • Justina Thyme
                    Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 1718

                    #10
                    Re: Hello all

                    Be it far from me to pretend I'm an expert in these matters, but offhand I would say that if one does not want mention made of one's genitalia, one should not call attention to them by introducing oneself as a candidate for transgender surgery.
                    Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                    1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                    A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                    Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

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                    • JawOfAnAss
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2008
                      • 313

                      #11
                      Re: Hello all

                      Originally posted by Tara Jo View Post
                      I don't. I can't say I love Jesus, though.



                      Actually, I'm pre-op, so I haven't had SRS.... yet.

                      You know, it's odd; mention you're transsexual and the first thing people ask about is your genitalia. No, not odd, it's annoying.
                      Do you save your old parts in a jar? It would make a lovely centerpiece for the dining room table. No lapses in conversation at your place. Balls to the wall intercourse I'd guess.
                      Judges 15:16
                      And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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                      • Tallywacker Hater
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jun 2008
                        • 210

                        #12
                        Re: Hello all

                        Originally posted by JawOfAnAss View Post
                        Do you save your old parts in a jar? It would make a lovely centerpiece for the dining room table. No lapses in conversation at your place. Balls to the wall intercourse I'd guess.
                        Lol! I'll have to remember that one!

                        Actually, my plan was organ donation. I know of a few F2M transsexuals who would probably love to put them to use when I'm done with them.

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                        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                          Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                          One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                          Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2006
                          • 12414

                          #13
                          Re: Hello all

                          Originally posted by Tara Jo View Post
                          agnostic atheist
                          That's quite interesting, sir. I'm sure we can introduce you to a Methodist Lutheran.
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                          • Don the Baptist
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2008
                            • 480

                            #14
                            Re: Hello all

                            Originally posted by Tara Jo View Post
                            Hello. I'm Tara. I'm a 30 year old agnostic atheist who is also a M2F transsexual.
                            What the hell is an M2F, is that some kinda queer code. Lord have mercy Jesus, help us.
                            Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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                            • Roberta
                              Anti La Leche League Organizer
                              True Christian™
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 1817

                              #15
                              Re: Hello all

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