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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #46
    Re: Hello all

    Originally posted by Tara Mo View Post
    But I'm not a man. I'm a woman with a "tallywacker."
    Enjoy the vain repeaters group.
    Originally posted by Tara Mo View Post
    Heck, I've actually read studies that say transsexuals are quite a bit smarter, on average, than the general population.
    That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. How can lopping your tallywhacker off be described as intelligent? I suppose next the pointyheaded secular scientists will "prove" that mongoloids "are quite a bit smarter, on average, than the general population" as well.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • Petal
      LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 991

      #47
      Re: Hello all

      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
      That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. How can lopping your tallywhacker off be described as intelligent? I suppose next the pointyheaded secular scientists will "prove" that mongoloids "are quite a bit smarter, on average, than the general population" as well.
      i were thinkin that maybee it true that mongs are brainers than non-mongs, cuz they gots the asian eyes , an asians are real smarts, they good at math an stuff that be what Mr.Hitoshi tolded me anyways.

      nows, i gonna prays a liddle prayers for Ms.Tara Mo's tallywhacker, cuz even tho she goings to hell it not fair that her innoscent tallywhacker go to hell wiv her, maybee there be some of them eunuch angels in heeven , an they fosters all of the abandonned tallywhackers, an maybee the tallywhackers get wings of thier own an they fly arounds everywhere an that be why everyone need to get into the habits of breathin thru thier nose before they die, it true

      that be Ms.Tara Mo ---> <--- an that be Ms.Tara Mo Tallywhacker flyings toward you


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      • Justina Thyme
        Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2007
        • 1718

        #48
        Re: Hello all

        Yes, precious Petal, just maybe. We need to remember that with GOD, all things are possible.
        Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

        1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

        A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
        Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

        LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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        • JawOfAnAss
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • May 2008
          • 313

          #49
          Re: Hello all

          I am SO impressed with this its(thing?) intelligence. I was so engaged with its fluid use of the Godly english language that I am flabbergasted with its peeing problem. A mind like a steel trap like it has should be able to negroid-rig some kind of funnel to prevent leg splashing. Even a horse can figure out how to not pee on its legs.



          Obviously, if doctors are resorting to these kinds of blasphemous operations, there needs to be a pagan medical school shut down.

          Tara Mo. Are you sure you don't have a little banana slug DNA in with your own?



          Banana Slugs are one more simultaneous hermaphrodite example. Mating with a partner is most desirable, as the genetic material of the offspring is varied, but if mating with a partner is not possible, self-fertilization is practised. The male sexual organ of an adult banana slug is quite large in proportion to its size, as well as compared to the female organ. It is possible for banana slugs, while mating, to become stuck together. If a substantial amount of wiggling fails to separate them, the male's organ will be bitten off (with the slug's radula). If a banana slug has lost its male sexual organ, it can still self-fertilize, making its hermaphroditic quality an invaluable adaptation.

          It's amazing the wisdom of Jesus in making such critters. I see one of those ugly little salt lovers and I sure as heck don't want to copy its sex habits.
          Judges 15:16
          And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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          • Tallywacker Hater
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jun 2008
            • 210

            #50
            Re: Hello all

            Ah, yes, the infamous F2M transsexuals.

            Yeah, I never really understood them myself. Peeing standing up is over-rated if you ask me. Then again, I don't think I've ever really understood men, anyway. And wanting to be one is about as foreign to me as wanting a third leg.

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            • 4GodNOThypocrites
              Unsaved Trash Admitted pervert lezbo
              • Jul 2008
              • 71

              #51
              Re: Hello all

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Why are you here, pervert? This is not a debate forum, and we do not suffer fools gladly. If you sincerely want to stop being a damned queer, then I strongly suggest that you sign up with sister Betty Bower's BASH program. They have quite a success rate on fixing degenerates like you.

              Otherwise, bugger off. We are here to praise Jesus and celebrate His Love.
              that is NO way to bring someone to Christ!
              if you wanna please God and save souls, i HIGHLY suggest that you change your additude mister!
              Father, give me strength to wittness, be there for those in need. to show the blind the way, to be the light in the darkness.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78555

                #52
                Re: Hello all

                Originally posted by 4GodNOThypocrites View Post
                that is NO way to bring someone to Christ!
                if you wanna please God and save souls, i HIGHLY suggest that you change your additude mister!
                Watch your mouth, lezbo tramp. Show some respect for your betters. I'm a True Christian™ Pastor, and as such, I do not require any advice from unsaved scum like you.

                Your posting privileges can be revoked at any time.

                Unsaved = Unwelcome
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • 4GodNOThypocrites
                  Unsaved Trash Admitted pervert lezbo
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 71

                  #53
                  Re: Hello all

                  I AM S.A.V.E.D!!

                  and you tell me to watch my mouth and then you call me a lezbo tramp?
                  how does that work?
                  and HIGHLY weird for a pastor to say such things!
                  Father, give me strength to wittness, be there for those in need. to show the blind the way, to be the light in the darkness.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78555

                    #54
                    Re: Hello all

                    Originally posted by 4GodNOThypocrites View Post
                    I AM S.A.V.E.D!!

                    and you tell me to watch my mouth and then you call me a lezbo tramp?
                    how does that work?
                    and HIGHLY weird for a pastor to say such things!
                    4GodNOThypocrites
                    Unsaved Trash Admitted pervert lezbo
                    Under Investigation
                    Another liar for satan I see.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Tallywacker Hater
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jun 2008
                      • 210

                      #55
                      Re: Hello all

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Same diff.
                      I can see why you would think being female makes my mind inferior. After all, if I were surrounded by women who allowed people like you to reproduce, I would think they are inferior, too. However, the great majority of women, transsexual or otherwise, wouldn't touch you or your penis.

                      Probably studies funded by other queers. No Creation Scientist would ever reach such a conclusion.
                      You know, I don't think I have ever heard an oxymoron quite as bad as Creation Scienitst. That's like being a peaceful warmonger.


                      Hell is crammed full of surprised drag queens like you. And oh how we're going to laugh at you from Heaven while satan peels your skin off and forcefeeds you scalding hot bile. Forever.
                      Actually, with the way you describe heaven and hell, I would much rather go to hell. Heaven sounds pretty lonely, seeing as how almost nobody lives up to the standards needed to get in. Even if I could get in, I don't know that I would want to. The people you say are going to hell sound a whole lot more fun. <3

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78555

                        #56
                        Re: Hello all

                        Originally posted by Tally Ho View Post

                        Actually, with the way you describe heaven and hell, I would much rather go to hell. Heaven sounds pretty lonely, seeing as how almost nobody lives up to the standards needed to get in. Even if I could get in, I don't know that I would want to. The people you say are going to hell sound a whole lot more fun. <3
                        Well isn't that clever? You find eternal torture and everlasting pain preferable to following Christ. All that spunk you've been swallowing must have rotted your brain.

                        I think we're going to have to ask you to leave, sissyboy. You are obviously beyond redemption.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • JawOfAnAss
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2008
                          • 313

                          #57
                          Re: Hello all

                          Originally posted by Tally Ho View Post
                          Actually, with the way you describe heaven and hell, I would much rather go to hell.
                          Good, we'd rather you go there also.
                          Judges 15:16
                          And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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                          • Tallywacker Hater
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jun 2008
                            • 210

                            #58
                            Re: Hello all

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Well isn't that clever? You find eternal torture and everlasting pain preferable to following Christ. All that spunk you've been swallowing must have rotted your brain.
                            Uh, yeah, uhm, I haven't had much sex for a while, with men or women. Anyway, I don't swallow. Not that icky stuff.

                            Anyway, by your logic, I'm a sex-freak anyway, right? How could Satan punish me if I'm into S&M?

                            Nah, I just think heaven is going to be a pretty lonely place to spend eternity. Me, I think that would be torture.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78555

                              #59
                              Re: Hello all

                              Originally posted by Tally Ho View Post

                              Anyway, by your logic, I'm a sex-freak anyway, right? How could Satan punish me if I'm into S&M?
                              Logic has nothing to do with it. God says you're an abomination and a pervert, and unless you repent you WILL be sent into eternal damnation.

                              As for your specific punishment, don't worry your ugly little head about it. Satan is very creative in the tortures that he devises. You will not receive any pleasure, so says the Holy Bible. You will spend eternity regretting your flippant remarks here today, beginning with the day you appear before Jesus on bended knee.

                              Personally, I can't wait to see you tortured in hell. Glory!!
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Tallywacker Hater
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Jun 2008
                                • 210

                                #60
                                Re: Hello all

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Personally, I can't wait to see you tortured in hell. Glory!!
                                If you take pleasure in the suffering of other people, I feel very, very sorry for you.

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