[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Just introducing Myself

You still need someone to teach you about Christ and everything he stands for....

So you do not actually have a relationship with Jesus?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Just introducing Myself

What I've never understood about the Danish, a nation of proud rapists and sex offenders, is why they named themselves after a French pastry.

Because the French fill it with semen.

[The Proud Dane]

Re: Just introducing Myself

What I've never understood about the Danish, a nation of proud rapists and sex offenders, is why they named themselves after a French pastry.

Sir i can't see how we are rapists and sex offenders and we are not named after a French pastry

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Just introducing Myself

Sir i can't see how we are rapists and sex offenders and we are not named after a French pastry

Exactly. All rapists and sex offenders are named after French pastries.

[The Proud Dane]

Re: Just introducing Myself

Exactly. All rapists and sex offenders are named after French pastries.

Still how are we rapists and sex offenders...

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Just introducing Myself

Still how are we rapists and sex offenders...

Since rape is a sex crime, these things go hand in hand.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Just introducing Myself

Hey I'm a Danish guy

I'm a concerned Dane because of the 11 reasons why god hates Denmark.

The reason why i found the page was because of that post and i felt offended by it, so i just wanted to tell everybody that us Danes is a proud and nice people that just want the best for the world and everyone in it.

And the way some threads are describing the Danes are not true.



Thanks for listen

Oh, we're so sorry! We'll just go ahead and change the unchanging and Holy Word of God to accommodate some secularist fruit-eater from a godless country, even though God the Father wouldn't compromise His Will even for His Only Begotten Son!



Pastor Ed

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Just introducing Myself

Hey I'm a Danish guy

My condolences. When will you leave the country?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Just introducing Myself

Hey I'm a Danish guy

I'm a concerned Dane because of the 11 reasons why god hates Denmark.

The reason why i found the page was because of that post and i felt offended by it, so i just wanted to tell everybody that us Danes is a proud and nice people that just want the best for the world and everyone in it.

And the way some threads are describing the Danes are not true.



Thanks for listen

Oh goodness gracious, I'm so sorry you read something on this Web site that offended you! Tell me, is there anything else here that you fine offensive? Perhaps we should stop posting any Bible verses that you personally don't like? What that be good?

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: Just introducing Myself

My Great Aunt Maggie Lou says that Danes are prone to health issues, such as bloat, osteosarcoma, Wobbler's Disease, heart issues, autoimmune issues, cherry eye, and other things, but that you are quite trainable and despite your size, good with small children.

This, of course, does not remove your propensity for sin (Romans 3:23). I would suspect this is part of the cause for wobbler's disease.

Do you wobble? One might suspect wobbler's disease if so. I suspect you should seek the Lord in prayer quickly, informing Him of your need for forgiveness and your acceptance of His temporary death on Golgotha (quite a distance from Denmark). I would suggest using English as your prayer language. When Jesus visited us at Christmas, He used English exclusively.

We also capitalize any pronoun that might be used referring our Lord.

May the Lord save you from being a pastry, and may you stop being so defensive when others reach out to you in love.

In Him, (Notice how I capitalized the word?)
NRL

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Just introducing Myself

My church is the church of Denmark

The so-called "church of Denmark" is a satanic one. Yours is nothing but an offshoot of the Lutheran cult, which is condemned by God.

Read THIS.

I'm Praying that you repent of your false church and ask Jesus to wash you clean with His blood.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Just introducing Myself

Hold on just one cotton pickin' minute, Pastor Zeke! I just watched that video, and the guy started out by saying it wouldn't make much sense to baptize unsuspecting passers-by.

So far, so good.

And then he said baptism only has value if you have faith.

Again, right on!

But then he says we should baptize everybody, including infants.

Does he not realize he is contradicting himself?

What goes on in the minds of these Lutherans?

I'm glad I have a faith that is internally consistent, and does not contradict itself!

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: Just introducing Myself

Amen, Brother Faith.

Once we stray one iota from the Word of God, does anything make sense? Or even come close?

[Persecuted Craig]

Re: Just introducing Myself

Oh, we're so sorry! We'll just go ahead and change the unchanging and Holy Word of God to accommodate some secularist fruit-eater from a godless country, even though God the Father wouldn't compromise His Will even for His Only Begotten Son!



Pastor Ed

Praise the Lord, Pastor Ed.

Our Eternal Light of the World will never be marginalized by the corrupted.

Hopefully God will can help this puff-pastry see the Light.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Just introducing Myself

Hey I'm a Danish guy

I'm a concerned Dane because of the 11 reasons why god hates Denmark.

The reason why i found the page was because of that post and i felt offended by it, so i just wanted to tell everybody that us Danes is a proud and nice people that just want the best for the world and everyone in it.

And the way some threads are describing the Danes are not true.



Thanks for listen

You should know that while the title of this thread is referring to only eleven reasons that God hates Denmark, there are many more. The author is primarily angered and concerned with those eleven issues, but the Lord hates Denmark for many reasons.