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  • Praise_Allan
    Unsaved trash, towel-headed terrorist
    • Jan 2014
    • 17

    #16
    Re: Why have I been called Unsaved Trash, Lord?

    Originally posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD View Post
    Is that your supper in your avatar?
    What do you mean, sir? Was that a racist remark? This is my neighbor's cat. She crawled into a pretty decorative bowl and we thought it very adorable, yes? Were you joking of my race? If so, I do not find it a very enjoyable joke. If not, I do apologize if you thought I might do something so horrible! Surely not, sir!

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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22380

      #17
      Re: Why have I been called Unsaved Trash, Lord?

      Why do you ask questions and then ignore my answers?

      Originally posted by Praise_Allah View Post
      I have much confusion. Can someone please help me understand what I have done wrong?
      Do you have a minute?
      • First of all you choose the name "Praise Allah". Your IQ must be below zero if you think that is a proper forum name for a Christian.
      • Second of all you insult us by stating we are reasonable people. We are not reasonable people. We obey God for 100% without reason. Reason only confuses people and makes them gay.
      • Third you openly admit you are too lazy to walk (I assume they haven't invented the wheel yet where you are living) to a decent Church every Sunday.
      • Fourth you openly admit to sinning with your eyes but you clearly didn't obey Matthew 5:29 by poking out your sinning eyes. Matthew 5:29 tells us you will burn in Hell for that by the way, so I would start poking if I were you.
      • Fifth you admit to raping a girl but nowhere do you mention marrying said girl as required by Deuteronomy 22:28-29.
      • Sixt you openly admit being a socialist communist by helping those who are too lazy to help themselves.

      And I could go on and on but I ran out of coffee.

      What you need to do is to start shoving Bible verses up your brain until your eyes start bleeding!
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • Praise_Allan
        Unsaved trash, towel-headed terrorist
        • Jan 2014
        • 17

        #18
        Re: Why have I been called Unsaved Trash, Lord?

        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
        Why do you ask questions and then ignore my answers?

        Do you have a minute?
        • First of all you choose the name "Praise Allah". Your IQ must be below zero if you think that is a proper forum name for a Christian.
        • Second of all you insult us by stating we are reasonable people. We are not reasonable people. We obey God for 100% without reason. Reason only confuses people and makes them gay.
        • Third you openly admit you are too lazy to walk (I assume they haven't invented the wheel yet where you are living) to a decent Church every Sunday.
        • Fourth you openly admit to sinning with your eyes but you clearly didn't obey Matthew 5:29 by poking out your sinning eyes. Matthew 5:29 tells us you will burn in Hell for that by the way, so I would start poking if I were you.
        • Fifth you admit to raping a girl but nowhere do you mention marrying said girl as required by Deuteronomy 22:28-29.
        • Sixt you openly admit being a socialist communist by helping those who are too lazy to help themselves.

        And I could go on and on but I ran out of coffee.

        What you need to do is to start shoving Bible verses up your brain until your eyes start bleeding!
        I am quite sorry, sir. I've already explained my username. It held meaning to me to represent how far I've come in the past four months. I love Jesus. And I've never heard it like that before. I apologize much, I did not realize it might be insulting to call you reasonable. I just thought you people would understand my feelings. And I thought it was Satan that made homosexuals gay? Reason, sir? I am intrigued by what you say of this. I am not too lazy too walk! And we have much wheels on automobiles! Automobiles my brother and I cannot afford! There are no churches in walking distance. I cannot simply walk to one every Sunday. And my own worship is not enough? If I could go to a church, I would. But Brother and I do our best, sir. Do you really suggest I harm myself? What if I should die doing so? Is not suicide also a sin? I did not rape a girl. I touched and saw up her leg, and I've regretted for so long since. And a girl like such would not agree to marry me if I asked, sir. And I am a Christian, not a believer in this communism you brought up. And I have read the Bible! I read it every day! I should say that my eyes are quite bleeding! God is my life now, sir!

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        • Praise_Allan
          Unsaved trash, towel-headed terrorist
          • Jan 2014
          • 17

          #19
          Re: Why have I been called Unsaved Trash, Lord?

          Does anyone know what "Being almost entirely innocent of rhetorical accomplishment" means and why one might earn an infraction because of this? Thank you in advance for your help.

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          • Frank Avery
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Jan 2014
            • 4

            #20
            Re: Why have I been called Unsaved Trash, Lord?

            Originally posted by Praise_Allah View Post
            Does anyone know what "Being almost entirely innocent of rhetorical accomplishment" means and why one might earn an infraction because of this? Thank you in advance for your help.
            It means you better get right with Jesus and get saved.

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            • Praise_Allan
              Unsaved trash, towel-headed terrorist
              • Jan 2014
              • 17

              #21
              Re: Why have I been called Unsaved Trash, Lord?

              Originally posted by Frank Avery View Post
              It means you better get right with Jesus and get saved.
              But I have much confusion, sir. I have accepted Jesus into my once-mislead heart. I love Jesus!

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              • John C. Coleman
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Sep 2013
                • 137

                #22
                Re: Why have I been called Unsaved Trash, Lord?

                Originally posted by Praise_Allah View Post
                I came to this website to find a place in which I can discuss Christianity and the Bible with supportive, reasonable people. My brother and I practice Christianity in our small home we reside in together. We have no Christian churches near enough, where we live in Bangkok. We grew up very poor, worshiping Allah. It never felt much right to me. I always felt other out there for me. But we have know seen the light of the Jesus Christ and Christian God. I discovered the Bible four months ago now when I found it in Brother's basement, I remember the date much. It was a much important day in my life. Yes, I know I am a young Christian, a baby to God's love, but does that make me less much good? Can God forgive me? Does this fact make me Unsaved Trash? I thought I had been saved by the light of the Lord. Yes, I know I am sinner. I know I worked for a while at the bar down my street where the ladies dance. I saw their sinful bodies with my sinful eyes, where the fires of sin and Satan burn deep deep. But I do not wish these Satan fires to be in my future. Yes, I know, I lifted a girl's skirt over her knee to expose her smooth leg flesh once for my own enjoyment. And, I must admit, if girls had liked my awkward more, how far might it have gone? But not anymore! I have asked God for his forgiveness. Am I still Unsaved Trash? I don't want to be Unsaved Trash. I love many Bible verses, so many of them have kept me moving through my difficult life. One of my favorites, come from a much poor background, is: Suppose there are brothers or sisters who need clothes and don’t have enough to eat. 16 What good is there in your saying to them, “God bless you! Keep warm and eat well!” — if you don’t give them the necessities of life? James 2:15-16" It inspires me to give whenever I have excess, remembering a time when that such hardship belonged to me. It's been a hard life, but with God's love, I believe it can seem shorter and better. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/core/...milies/wub.gif
                Because your a Muslim, and you have a cat as your avatar therefore you are most likely a homosexual.

                Exodus 20:3
                Leviticus 18:22

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                • Praise_Allan
                  Unsaved trash, towel-headed terrorist
                  • Jan 2014
                  • 17

                  #23
                  Re: Why have I been called Unsaved Trash, Lord?

                  Originally posted by John C. Coleman View Post
                  Because your a Muslim, and you have a cat as your avatar therefore you are most likely a homosexual.

                  Exodus 20:3
                  Leviticus 18:22
                  I am no longer a Muslim. I am a Christian who loves Jesus. I have never been and never will be a homosexual. You do not have to be homosexual to adore cats. Such prejudice saddens me. I did not come here to be judged for who I once was, my race, and what I love. I thought people on here would share such belief to love thy neighbor. I didn't think people on the true Christian forum would judge me the way people have all of my life. Perhaps one day people will understand. I apologize much that you all seem to have been offended by me. Such was not my intention.

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #24
                    Re: Why have I been called Unsaved Trash, Lord?

                    Originally posted by Praise_Allah View Post
                    I am no longer a Muslim. I am a Christian who loves Jesus. I have never been and never will be a homosexual. You do not have to be homosexual to adore cats. Such prejudice saddens me. I did not come here to be judged for who I once was, my race, and what I love. I thought people on here would share such belief to love thy neighbor. I didn't think people on the true Christian forum would judge me the way people have all of my life. Perhaps one day people will understand. I apologize much that you all seem to have been offended by me. Such was not my intention.
                    You sure have a lot of demands for being a visitor here. We're not here to coddle you, we're here to praise Jesus. If you needed a hug you should have gone somewhere they give them out like at a hippie concert.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2013
                      • 1284

                      #25
                      Re: Why have I been called Unsaved Trash, Lord?

                      Originally posted by Praise_Allah View Post
                      What do you mean, sir? Was that a racist remark? This is my neighbor's cat. She crawled into a pretty decorative bowl and we thought it very adorable, yes? Were you joking of my race? If so, I do not find it a very enjoyable joke. If not, I do apologize if you thought I might do something so horrible! Surely not, sir!
                      I am offended that you would think a True Christian(tm) would be racist.

                      It's just that you previously had a picture of a cat in a bowl as your avatar, and I have heard of the affinity you slopes have for dining on the flesh of canines and felines, and so naturally I felt the cat had been cooked and was being served to the dozen or more gooks that share your mud and grass hut with you.

                      I would never make fun of any member of the various lesser races populating God's Earth. I figure not being white is truly punishment enough.
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                      I Kings 7:23

                      And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                      New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                      Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                      Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                      Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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                      • Praise_Allan
                        Unsaved trash, towel-headed terrorist
                        • Jan 2014
                        • 17

                        #26
                        Re: Why have I been called Unsaved Trash, Lord?

                        Originally posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD View Post
                        I am offended that you would think a True Christian™ would be racist.

                        It's just that you previously had a picture of a cat in a bowl as your avatar, and I have heard of the affinity you slopes have for dining on the flesh of canines and felines, and so naturally I felt the cat had been cooked and was being served to the dozen or more gooks that share your mud and grass hut with you.

                        I would never make fun of any member of the various lesser races populating God's Earth. I figure not being white is truly punishment enough.
                        Sir, I do so often wish I were white. Even if I could, I would not wish to change God's will, though. It has been said he creates us in his image, and I have heard people say that Jesus was not white considering where he was born. Is this just sinner-talk? I would appreciate your help in the question. I do not wish to sound rude or sinful or as though I'm being rude to Jesus, I honestly would just like to receive such advice on this question.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #27
                          Re: Why have I been called Unsaved Trash, Lord?

                          Originally posted by Praise_Allan View Post
                          Sir, I do so often wish I were white. Even if I could, I would not wish to change God's will, though. It has been said he creates us in his image, and I have heard people say that Jesus was not white considering where he was born. Is this just sinner-talk? I would appreciate your help in the question. I do not wish to sound rude or sinful or as though I'm being rude to Jesus, I honestly would just like to receive such advice on this question.
                          Proof positive that Jesus is White.

                          At least you have the Christian sense to be ashamed. If you Pray and Tithe hard enough, Christ Jesus can was that brown sin right off you, with His sweet, cleansing blood.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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