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Hello, my name is Frank Avery. I was raised Catholic, but left them when I realized the perversions that infest that church. What else do I need to put in my introduction?
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Re: Hello Landover Baptist
Look in the box right above your post.Originally posted by Frank Avery View Post
Yours in Christ,
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Re: Hello Landover Baptist
The admins have deviously hidden that information at the top of this page outlined in a box:Originally posted by Frank Avery View Post
Anything else you want to add regarding the blessings Jesus has bestowed upon you is good too. How many sons have sprung forth from your loins to take up arms in the war on Christianity is good information as well.Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.sigpic
I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
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Re: Hello Landover Baptist
I am glad to hear that.Originally posted by Frank Avery View Post
Welcome to God's favorite forum!5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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Jesus chose to take my eyes off the box with the instructions. I don't know why Jesus did that, but praise him for it!
Anyway, I became a Christian about 12 years ago. I was born into an evil, Cat-lick family, but one day I sat down and read the Bible, KJV1611, with a missionary and I realized how perverted they really were. That's when I became a Baptist and began living my life for Jesus!
My favorite verse is Matthew 6:31-31. I only got married after I left the Catholics, 10 years ago. I have two sons and my wife is currently going to have another.Comment
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Re: Hello Landover Baptist
Welcome to our church, Frank! I look forward to seeing your contributions to our community. Since you didn't mention a church, allow me to suggest you tithe directly to Pastor Ezekiel. He's got his eye on a third Bugatti Veyron SS to help him minister quickly and efficiently, and these hypercars don't grow on trees you know.Originally posted by Frank Avery View PostJesus chose to take my eyes off the box with the instructions. I don't know why Jesus did that, but praise him for it!
Anyway, I became a Christian about 12 years ago. I was born into an evil, Cat-lick family, but one day I sat down and read the Bible, KJV1611, with a missionary and I realized how perverted they really were. That's when I became a Baptist and began living my life for Jesus!
My favorite verse is Matthew 6:31-31. I only got married after I left the Catholics, 10 years ago. I have two sons and my wife is currently going to have another.
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I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?
Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.
Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.
Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!Comment
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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