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  • #1

    Hello!

    Hi!

    My name is Maria. I'm an 18 year old Danish student and I am in terrible need of God.
    My country is filled with drug addicts and whores and I feel them trying to corrupt me. Families here are living in sin and it sickens me to see no one's doing anything about it.
    My mother will burn in Hell for her sins and I hope to escape before I fall as she has, and leave this forsaken country.

    I'm hoping to find a husband through this forum and will gladly answer any questions you may have.

    Praise the Lord and His children!
    Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
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  • #2
    Re: Hello!

    Originally posted by MariaDane View Post
    Hi!

    My name is Maria. I'm an 18 year old Danish student and I am in terrible need of God.
    My country is filled with drug addicts and whores and I feel them trying to corrupt me. Families here are living in sin and it sickens me to see no one's doing anything about it.
    My mother will burn in Hell for her sins and I hope to escape before I fall as she has, and leave this forsaken country.

    I'm hoping to find a husband through this forum and will gladly answer any questions you may have.

    Praise the Lord and His children!
    What church do you go to, what is your favourite Bible verse and when did you start you walk with Christ?

    YIC
    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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    • #3
      Re: Hello!

      Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
      What church do you go to, what is your favourite Bible verse and when did you start you walk with Christ?

      YIC
      Hi Mr. Niles!

      I've just started walking down this path. Forgive me, for my family has not shown me the right way.

      I have yet to own a bible, I am very ashamed to admit. My "friend" recited this to me, mocking the Holy ways, and as I like to read and write it is something of great importance to me:
      "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness".

      As I walk this road without companionship, I don't know where to look for the right people to trust. I look around me and see people cluttered together with hearts of Satan's darkness, whispering their ill will towards the true children of God and mocking them for their faith in goodness.

      I hope I have not made a fool out of myself and that I answered to your satisfaction

      Bless you!
      Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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      • #4
        Re: Hello!

        Hello Maria,

        Welcome to our extremely friendly, warm, and inviting forums. We hope you find your questions answered here, where God smiles on every post - except those made by god-mocking unsaved trash. I assure you that every word spoken by a True Christian (TM) can be considered as if coming from Jesus, since His Holy Spirit uses our fingers to manipulate the keyboard. It's truly amazing.

        Is it common for people in your area to have a last name similar to their country of origin? I don't think I've met anyone in the US with the name American, for instance. I have seen the name Dane, of course. But enough of silly things like that.

        Dear, you need not be without a Bible in the age of technology.

        1611 KING JAMES VERSION (1611 BIBLE)
        http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1611-Bible/
        1611 KING JAMES VERSION of the Bible online. The 1611 authorized King James Version by King James Bible Online.


        The wonderful thing about this site is that not only can you read an entire book or chapter, you can search keywords that will help you find God's teachings about a particular subject. Note that it is the 1611 version, which is the preferred Bible on this forum. All other versions are trash and should be disposed of.

        I look forward to speaking with you in the future. Don't hesitate to visit the ladies' area of the forum (The Prayer Shack) where women gather to discuss recipes, modest dress, being completely subservient to men, and floor-cleaning tips - all the things that make women special.

        Glory to God that He has led you to us.

        In Him,
        NRL
        1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
        Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
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        Locations in 50 States and Canada
        !Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
        Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
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        • #5
          Re: Hello!

          Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
          Hello Maria,

          Welcome to our extremely friendly, warm, and inviting forums. We hope you find your questions answered here, where God smiles on every post - except those made by god-mocking unsaved trash. I assure you that every word spoken by a True Christian ™ can be considered as if coming from Jesus, since His Holy Spirit uses our fingers to manipulate the keyboard. It's truly amazing.

          Is it common for people in your area to have a last name similar to their country of origin? I don't think I've met anyone in the US with the name American, for instance. I have seen the name Dane, of course. But enough of silly things like that.

          Dear, you need not be without a Bible in the age of technology.

          1611 KING JAMES VERSION (1611 BIBLE)
          http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1611-Bible/
          1611 KING JAMES VERSION of the Bible online. The 1611 authorized King James Version by King James Bible Online.


          The wonderful thing about this site is that not only can you read an entire book or chapter, you can search keywords that will help you find God's teachings about a particular subject. Note that it is the 1611 version, which is the preferred Bible on this forum. All other versions are trash and should be disposed of.

          I look forward to speaking with you in the future. Don't hesitate to visit the ladies' area of the forum (The Prayer Shack) where women gather to discuss recipes, modest dress, being completely subservient to men, and floor-cleaning tips - all the things that make women special.

          Glory to God that He has led you to us.

          In Him,
          NRL
          Thank you for the warm welcome Mrs. Lamb!

          My last name is not Dane but it is my nationality, although it could have been. It's not too uncommon to have "Danmark", "Dannebrog" (ect.) as a last name over here.

          And thank you for the link! I will be using it as soon as I'm done writing this to you, as well as The Prayer Shack!

          I wish you nothing but joy and happiness! God bless you
          Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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          • #6
            Re: Hello!

            Maria,

            I am not yet married; in fact, as I near the age of 24, I fear that I never shall be. There are other promising ventures in my future, however, ones that could possibly lead to finding a husband that is not too picky about age.

            Enjoy reading God's Word, sweetheart. It will fill you and bring you to the brink of ecstasy as you discover the wonderful things that God has done throughout the history of His earth. Please remember - HE IS GOD, so if He did it, it had to be right!

            NRL
            1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
            Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
            Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
            Locations in 50 States and Canada
            !Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
            Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
            Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.

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            • #7
              Re: Hello!

              Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
              Maria,

              I am not yet married; in fact, as I near the age of 24, I fear that I never shall be. There are other promising ventures in my future, however, ones that could possibly lead to finding a husband that is not too picky about age.

              Enjoy reading God's Word, sweetheart. It will fill you and bring you to the brink of ecstasy as you discover the wonderful things that God has done throughout the history of His earth. Please remember - HE IS GOD, so if He did it, it had to be right!

              NRL
              Oh! I am so sorry, please forgive me!

              I will pray for your future and wish you the best!

              Thank you, I'm sure I will
              Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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              • #8
                Re: Hello!

                Welcome to God's favorite forum. How many pairs of wooden shoes has your father carved for you?

                If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #9
                  Re: Hello!

                  Welcome Maria

                  As others explained feel free to study and start exploring the KJV and the forum

                  PRAISE THE LORD!

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