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Re: Hello , another assburgers retard here
Hello Spencer, and welcome to our friendly spot on the interwebs.
There have been so many men responding to you that you must be wondering if all men are mean here. They aren't! I am treated the same way, you see, but it's because it's the way the LORD intended. It may be hard to understand at times, but pray to Jesus and He will open your eyes.
Come here and let me dry your eyes and I will give you some warm pie with ice cream. The affliction that your sins brought upon you is despised in the eyes of the Lord, but did you know GOD can bring a healing touch?
In the Holy Bible, we read:
Malachi 4:2
¶ But vnto you that feare my Name, shall the Sunne of righteousnesse arise with healing in his wings, and shall goe foorth and grow vp as calues of the staule.
Now, don't you think you are more important than some calf in a manure-filled stall? I mean, not as you are right now - you're still a pathetic retard until Jesus enters you and heals you - but you have potential. Listen:
Matthew 9:35
And Iesus went about all the cities and villages, teaching in their Synagogues, and preaching the Gospel of the kingdome, and healing euery sickenesse, and euery disease among the people.
Jesus even cared about Joos! He taught in their Sin-agogues, which shows He reaches out to even the lowest of the low in this world. I assure you, there are plenty of categories below your current status as a retard. Anyone could come up with lesser creatures. Lindsay Lohan comes to mind as a start. SO: There IS hope, son. Come to JESUS and ask Him to speak healing into your life.
If you don't understand Him the first time, ask Him to speak slowly, so you can. He'll do it once He realizes He's dealing with a doofus. Then listen carefully to His little voice as He brings back peace to your mind:
Isaiah 26:3
Thou wilt keepe him in perfect peace, whose minde is stayed on thee; because he trusteth in thee.
Hallelujah, Spencer! I will look forward to enjoying your posts when they are those of a Spirit-filled Christian and not whiny, demon-possessed ramblings.
I love you, and SO DOES JESUS! Praise!
NRL
Hello Spencer, and welcome to our friendly spot on the interwebs.
There have been so many men responding to you that you must be wondering if all men are mean here. They aren't! I am treated the same way, you see, but it's because it's the way the LORD intended. It may be hard to understand at times, but pray to Jesus and He will open your eyes.
Come here and let me dry your eyes and I will give you some warm pie with ice cream. The affliction that your sins brought upon you is despised in the eyes of the Lord, but did you know GOD can bring a healing touch?
In the Holy Bible, we read:
Malachi 4:2
¶ But vnto you that feare my Name, shall the Sunne of righteousnesse arise with healing in his wings, and shall goe foorth and grow vp as calues of the staule.
Now, don't you think you are more important than some calf in a manure-filled stall? I mean, not as you are right now - you're still a pathetic retard until Jesus enters you and heals you - but you have potential. Listen:
Matthew 9:35
And Iesus went about all the cities and villages, teaching in their Synagogues, and preaching the Gospel of the kingdome, and healing euery sickenesse, and euery disease among the people.
Jesus even cared about Joos! He taught in their Sin-agogues, which shows He reaches out to even the lowest of the low in this world. I assure you, there are plenty of categories below your current status as a retard. Anyone could come up with lesser creatures. Lindsay Lohan comes to mind as a start. SO: There IS hope, son. Come to JESUS and ask Him to speak healing into your life.
If you don't understand Him the first time, ask Him to speak slowly, so you can. He'll do it once He realizes He's dealing with a doofus. Then listen carefully to His little voice as He brings back peace to your mind:
Isaiah 26:3
Thou wilt keepe him in perfect peace, whose minde is stayed on thee; because he trusteth in thee.
Hallelujah, Spencer! I will look forward to enjoying your posts when they are those of a Spirit-filled Christian and not whiny, demon-possessed ramblings.
I love you, and SO DOES JESUS! Praise!
NRL
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