Hello , another assburgers retard here

[Tronfan]

My name is Spencer Smith . I am a homeschooled Christian@ (sorry for the @ symbol , my computer has no copyright symbol )
I have Asperger's syndrome (NOT Assburgers, so stop saying that) but I am not retarded. Asperger's is also known as high functioning autism , which means my brain mostly functions normally , but is just wired differently . I am not ugly or crippled, like the signature suggests. I would like to ask that you remove assburgers retard from under my name, until you can prove I am retarded.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello .

My name is Spencer Smith . I am a homeschooled Christian@ (sorry for the @ symbol , my computer has no copyright symbol )
I have Asperger's syndrome (NOT Assburgers, so stop saying that) but I am not retarded. Asperger's is also known as high functioning autism , which means my brain mostly functions normally , but is just wired differently . I am not ugly or crippled, like the signature suggests. I would like to ask that you remove assburgers retard from under my name, until you can prove I am retarded.

When I was in the service, I was fortunate enough to see the brains of a few mooslim terrorists...I don't recall seeing any wires in there.

Maybe that's only retards?



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: Hello .

Hi, Tronfan. Please tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello .

Dear Gimp;

What Church does your father take you to? What does the Pastor say when you have conniption fits during his Sermon?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

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YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Tronfan]

Re: Hello .

I do not throw fits, am not a gimp, and I don't really mean my brain has wires . I am using it as a metaphor of how the parts of my brain operate differently . Remove that signature please, at least until you can prove I am retarded . Otherwise that is false witness against your neighbor http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/...teronomy-5-20/
I go to a baptist church in orting, Washington and my favorite verse is john 3:16.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello .

I do not throw fits, am not a gimp, and I don't really mean my brain has wires . I am using it as a metaphor of how the parts of my brain operate differently . Remove that signature please, at least until you can prove I am retarded . Otherwise that is false witness against your neighbor http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/...teronomy-5-20/
I go to a baptist church in orting, Washington and my favorite verse is john 3:16.

What's the name of the church, boy? Can you run and ask your mommy to write it down for you? I may know your Pastor.

If you have the assburgers, then you are in fact a retard. I know you don't understand everything we're saying here, but if if you behave yourself, we'll let you stay.

Maybe your Dad has a copy of this book?

[see_the_light]

Re: Hello .

My name is Spencer Smith . I am a homeschooled Christian@ (sorry for the @ symbol , my computer has no copyright symbol )
until you can prove I am retarded.

Apart from the time it took you to see that a presentation is in order, I might point other small details.

1) you ignored what you were supposed to put in your presentation
2) you say your computer doesn't have ©
3) you seem to mix © with ™
4) the symbols should be the last of your worries

Matthew 7:16

Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?

PRAISE THE LORD!

[Tronfan]

Re: Hello .

You put copyright symbols after True Christian . ASSBURGERS DOES NOT MEAN RETARDED
Retarded : slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress
I am just fine academically and and intellectually, as well as emotionally.
Do you call being your family's computer expert and being a True Christian "
: slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress"?

Apologize to everyone with Assburger's.

[Tronfan]

Re: Hello .

My church is Sovereign Grace Baptist Church .

I gave all the details in my presentation that you wanted

Besides, people with Assburger's are often more intelligent .
Did you know these people may have had Assburger's:
Abraham Lincoln
Emily Dickinson
Albert Einstein
Henry ford
Mark twain
Thomas edison
Thomas Jefferson
Mozart


Are you really calling Thomas edison retarded?

There are also many intelligent people nowadays that are proven to have Assburger's. Look up Temple Grandin.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello .

Besides, people with Assburger's are often more intelligent .
Did you know these people may have had Assburger's:

Abraham Lincoln - ruined US economy
Emily Dickinson - who?
Albert Einstein - joo
Henry ford - OK, I'll give you that one
Mark twain - wrote interracial pedophile erotica
Thomas edison - stole every idea from Tesla
Thomas Jefferson - miscegenator
Mozart - fop

Yeah, that's quite a group of retards you have there.

[Tronfan]

Re: Hello .

Tesla had Assburger's too. Anyway, show me proof that Assburger's = retarded.

[Tronfan]

Re: Hello .

I know I'm a retarded, but my mommy said never to admit it or kids would be mean to me. Only I told Tommy and he likes to put his weenie in my bottom. I kinda like it.

[Tronfan]

Re: Hello .

Why do I drool?

[Tronfan]

Re: Hello .

What's the name of the church, boy? Can you run and ask your mommy to write it down for you? I may know your Pastor.

If you have the assburgers, then you are in fact a retard. I know you don't understand everything we're saying here, but if if you behave yourself, we'll let you stay.

Maybe your Dad has a copy of this book?

I understand everthing you're saying and it's not very nice.

[ExGay Alex]

Re: Hello .

Your typing skills strongly suggest a mental deficiency. The extra space before the end punctuation is suggestive of significant cognitive deficits.

I fail to understand why you want to defend assburgers instead of asking us politely how we can help in getting God to cure you. Shouldn't be too hard. He raised Lazarus from the dead, after all. Why are you not interested in submitting to Jesus and getting normalized?