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  • maxx1992
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jan 2014
    • 1

    #1

    Hello everyone :)

    Hello everyone,

    I am an ex-gay 21 year old college student who upon attending college in San Diego have joined a Christian campus group who have helped me to find Jesus. At first I was not convinced, but after Jesus came to me in a dream I began reading The Bible and am now eager to cleanse myself of my sin and begin the sin-free heterosexual life that Jesus intended for me.

    At the moment I currently attend the La Jolla Community Church.

    My favorite Bible verse is of course,

    (Romans 1:26–27 KJV)
    26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: 27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

    The reason I have joined this forum is to learn more about how I can improve my life and keep myself away from sin.
  • see_the_light
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2006
    • 1386

    #2
    Re: Hello everyone

    Originally posted by maxx1992 View Post
    Hello everyone,

    I am an ex-gay 21 year old college student who upon attending college in San Diego have joined a Christian campus group who have helped me to find Jesus. At first I was not convinced, but after Jesus came to me in a dream I began reading The Bible and am now eager to cleanse myself of my sin and begin the sin-free heterosexual life that Jesus intended for me.

    At the moment I currently attend the La Jolla Community Church.

    My favorite Bible verse is of course,

    (Romans 1:26–27 KJV)
    26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: 27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

    The reason I have joined this forum is to learn more about how I can improve my life and keep myself away from sin.
    Welcome...sort of

    As for your church, if it accepts you NOW (when you're still gay) then think about changing your church as soon as you stop acting all homer.

    On a lighter tone I might ask you not to get within 100 milles until such time as you stop using other people's penis as an enema.

    PRAISE THE LORD!

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    • bonnyboop
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jan 2014
      • 10

      #3
      Re: Hello everyone

      Congratulations on killing the homosexual choices you made and learning from your mistakes! I welcome you to live long and prosper as long as you keep your heterosexual ways up! Remember, Jesus is the ONLY way to salvation. remember to confess your sins to GOD and you shall live a sin free life.

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      • Ex-soccer player
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2012
        • 285

        #4
        Re: Hello everyone

        Originally posted by maxx1992 View Post
        The reason I have joined this forum is to learn more about how I can improve my life and keep myself away from sin.
        Welcome and God bless Do you still have abnormal desires? What is your way to deal with these cravings? Have you considered an ex-gay therapy? Please stay away from children until you have overcome your sexual perversion with Prayer and Bible Study.
        Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division - Luke 12:51

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: Hello everyone

          Welcome to God's favorite forum, Maxx. Did they call you "Maxxine" back when you were committing sodomy with strangers in public toilets?

          If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

          If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

          You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

          Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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