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  • Hi,

    Hi there, my name's Savere(Pronounced as say-vire) Corleone. I am a Christian born in Norway. I am male(Straight), 23, 6'1".

    My parents baptized me as a Christian and taught me the teachings of Jesus Christ. I go to a Christian church nearby, which is simply called a Stave Church (A medieval wooden Christian church building), to strengthen my faith and bond with the one and only Jesus Christ the Lord and Savior.

    I found this site through Google's search engine, and I am grateful that I did. I would like to stay here to improve my faith and learn more.

    My favorite bible verse:
    Proverbs 3:6
    “In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.”.

    Please welcome me here and help me walk with our Lord. Thanks brothers & sisters.
    I am still far from being what I want to be, but with God's help I shall succeed.

  • #2
    Re: Hi,

    Welcome to God's favorite forum, Dutchboy. How many walruses have you speared?

    If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

    If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

    You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

    Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #3
      Re: Hi,

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Welcome to God's favorite forum, Dutchboy. How many walruses have you speared?
      Thank you for welcoming me.
      I have speared none.
      I'll be reading the provided links.
      I am still far from being what I want to be, but with God's help I shall succeed.

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      • #4
        Re: Hi,

        Warmest of welcomes, Brother Savere! It's a pleasure to walk alongside Jesus with you!

        Your church sounds interesting and beautiful. I'd love to see it. Do you have a picture of it you could share?
        Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
        in 2016

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        • #5
          Re: Hi,

          Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
          Warmest of welcomes, Brother Savere! It's a pleasure to walk alongside Jesus with you!

          Your church sounds interesting and beautiful. I'd love to see it. Do you have a picture of it you could share?
          Thank you for the warm welcome.
          I would love to share our family's picture outside a stave church, unfortunately, it is in a hard(physical) copy of which is in my uncle's property for remembrance.
          This is the Heddal Church, the largest stave church.
          I am still far from being what I want to be, but with God's help I shall succeed.

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          • #6
            Re: Hi,

            Interesting structure, Savere. I am a little confused about its connection with trolls, though, as the explanation in its Wikipedia entry is difficult to understand - it reads as though it was written in Norwegish and translated into English via Swahili. Can you clarify this?

            But to Landover Baptist!


            YiC
            AW
            2 Timothy 3:16

            All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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            • #7
              Re: Hi,

              It looks lovely. My pleasure to meet you. You are at marriage age, have you considered marriage yet?

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