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  • Scorch
    Unsaved Trash, inbred moron
    • Jan 2014
    • 49

    #1

    Introduction of a catlick sympathizer

    Name: Scorch
    Church: Difficult to answer as we don't have that kind of church diversity over here. Also, it's been a time since I had to look up that info.
    Either way, the church I once went to was a Lutheran church, that's as much as I can recall.

    Favorite Verse: Don't have any.
  • Zechariah Smyth
    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 15251

    #2
    Re: Introduction.

    You do know that this is a Christian website, right?



    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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    • Scorch
      Unsaved Trash, inbred moron
      • Jan 2014
      • 49

      #3
      Re: Introduction.

      Christianity is the same religion, regardless of whether you're Lutheran, Roman Catholic, Protestant, whatever.

      Main figures are the same: God and Jesus, everything else is just different types of wrapping.

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      • Zechariah Smyth
        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2011
        • 15251

        #4
        Re: Introduction.

        Originally posted by Scorch View Post
        Christianity is the same religion, regardless of whether you're Lutheran, Roman Catholic, Protestant, whatever.
        You won't find a True Christian™ praying to a dead woman!



        Originally posted by Scorch View Post
        Main figures are the same: God and Jesus, everything else is just different types of wrapping.
        You won't find a True Christian™ praying to Allah (piss be upon him)!



        YiC,

        Zech
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        • Scorch
          Unsaved Trash, inbred moron
          • Jan 2014
          • 49

          #5
          Re: Introduction.

          Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
          You won't find a True Christian™ praying to Allah (piss be upon him)!



          YiC,

          Zech
          That would be a Muslim. It would be very strange if a christian prayed to Allah.

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          • WilliamJenningsBryan
            True Christian™
             
            • Jan 2007
            • 9384

            #6
            Re: Introduction.

            Originally posted by Scorch View Post
            Christianity is the same religion, regardless of whether you're Lutheran, Roman Catholic, Protestant, whatever.

            Main figures are the same: God and Jesus, everything else is just different types of wrapping.
            I must say, that's a rather blasé attitude you have there Scorch. I'm sure Jesus brought you here to disabuse you of such notions. If you've diligently studied any history (which I seriously doubt) you would be informed that there has been a great deal of serious debate as well as wars on the matter.
            Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
            brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
            ...and get off my lawn
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            • Scorch
              Unsaved Trash, inbred moron
              • Jan 2014
              • 49

              #7
              Re: Introduction.

              Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
              I must say, that's a rather blasé attitude you have there Scorch. I'm sure Jesus brought you here to disabuse you of such notions. If you've diligently studied any history (which I seriously doubt) you would be informed that there has been a great deal of serious debate as well as wars on the matter.
              I have studied history to know that religion has killed more people than all the movies, books (other than the bible), video games combined.

              That's one of the reasons why I cannot be a member of any church.

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              • Zechariah Smyth
                Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2011
                • 15251

                #8
                Re: Introduction.

                Originally posted by Scorch View Post
                That would be a Muslim. It would be very strange if a christian prayed to Allah.
                Mooslim pee-drinkers make the claim (similar to yours) that they are the same.

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                • Scorch
                  Unsaved Trash, inbred moron
                  • Jan 2014
                  • 49

                  #9
                  Re: Introduction.

                  Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                  Mooslim pee-drinkers make the claim (similar to yours) that they are the same.

                  Pee-drinkers? Seriously?

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                  • Zechariah Smyth
                    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 15251

                    #10
                    Re: Introduction.

                    Originally posted by Scorch View Post
                    Pee-drinkers? Seriously?
                    Click here.
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                    • Scorch
                      Unsaved Trash, inbred moron
                      • Jan 2014
                      • 49

                      #11
                      Re: Introduction.

                      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                      Click here.
                      I guess you learn something new every day. Though I would like to know how many Muslims actually do that.

                      I mean, I doubt that Christians are killing their neighbors for working on Sundays.

                      Then again, one could argue that drinking urine (Urine Therapy) does have some health benefits. Of course, most people (including me) would never do that because of the obvious thing.

                      However, I do think that drinking urine is much better than consuming the blood and flesh of another human being. You know, the whole deal Christians have in regards to Jesus blood and flesh.

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                      • Mother Of Seven
                        True Christian™ with a quiverful
                        • Jan 2014
                        • 2243

                        #12
                        Re: Introduction.

                        That Hindoo, Muhatma Ghandi did too.

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                        • Zechariah Smyth
                          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                          True Christian™
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 15251

                          #13
                          Re: Introduction.

                          Originally posted by Scorch View Post

                          However, I do think that drinking urine is much better than consuming the blood and flesh of another human being. You know, the whole deal Christians have in regards to Jesus blood and flesh.
                          Again, you are confusing us with papists. Google "transubstantiation" for more info.
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                          • Scorch
                            Unsaved Trash, inbred moron
                            • Jan 2014
                            • 49

                            #14
                            Re: Introduction.

                            Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                            Again, you are confusing us with papists. Google "transubstantiation" for more info.
                            And again, I would like to point out that, at the end of the day, Christians are Christians, regardless of how much they like to see themselves as unique.

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                            • Zechariah Smyth
                              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 15251

                              #15
                              Re: Introduction.

                              Originally posted by Scorch View Post
                              And again, I would like to point out that, at the end of the day, Christians are Christians, regardless of how much they like to see themselves as unique.
                              Just because someone calls themself something doesn't mean they are that something.

                              For instance, I seriously doubt your real name is Scorch.
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