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  • Mother Of Seven
    True Christian™ with a quiverful
    • Jan 2014
    • 2243

    #16
    Re: Introduction.

    Cathlicks don't worship Jesus; they worship Mary.

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    • Scorch
      Unsaved Trash, inbred moron
      • Jan 2014
      • 49

      #17
      Re: Introduction.

      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
      Just because someone calls themself something doesn't mean they are that something.

      For instance, I seriously doubt your real name is Scorch.
      Well, obviously my real name isn't Scorch. It's a reference to a video game character.

      Why would I use my real name on the internet? In this day and age, when privacy is becoming a luxury, I prefer to keep some parts of my private life, well ... private.

      I could say the same thing about you. Yeah, Zechariah Smyth sounds like a real name, but the thing is, anyone can write something like that.

      Besides, native English speakers can't properly pronounce my real name, so there's no real reason to divulge it.

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      • Didymus Much
        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
        • Jun 2010
        • 14079

        #18
        Re: Introduction.

        Originally posted by Scorch View Post
        ...at the end of the day, Christians are Christians, regardless of how much they like to see themselves as unique.
        Whoa, there, Nelly! If that was the case, why would there be over 30,000 different sects that all call themselves "Christian" (but believe everyone else is wrong, of course [else they'd join that church, ofc.])?

        There are quite big differences, actually, if you'd care to learn something instead of making blanket pronouncements based only on your own ignorance, not fact.

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        • Scorch
          Unsaved Trash, inbred moron
          • Jan 2014
          • 49

          #19
          Re: Introduction.

          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
          Whoa, there, Nelly! If that was the case, why would there be over 30,000 different sects that all call themselves "Christian" (but believe everyone else is wrong, of course [else they'd join that church, ofc.])?

          There are quite big differences, actually, if you'd care to learn something instead of making blanket pronouncements based only on your own ignorance, not fact.
          I don't know. Maybe it's because people don't feel comfortable with the demands and responsibilities of the source material, so they cherry-pick the items they like, avoid things that they don't and voila! new (and proper) branch of the same religion.

          Maybe it's because they want to feel like the special snowflake. Following their own unique take on a religion fulfills that need.

          As for the second part of your statement. If people can call atheists immoral, misguided as well as make assumptions and so on, that means they're okay with generalizing. Therefore, logic dictates, there should be no problems with them being measured with the same stick and being neatly folded into the Christian category.

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          • Mother Of Seven
            True Christian™ with a quiverful
            • Jan 2014
            • 2243

            #20
            Re: Introduction.

            Originally posted by Scorch View Post
            I don't know. Maybe it's because people don't feel comfortable with the demands and responsibilities of the source material, so they cherry-pick the items they like, avoid things that they don't and voila! new (and proper) branch of the same religion.
            You've hit the nail on the head. It's why Landover Baptist Church is the home of True Christians ™. We don't cherry pick. If the Bible says something, it's true. All those others who like to call themselves 'Christians' aren't Christian at all. They're cherry-pickers.


            2 Timothy 3:16 16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness
            Revelation 22:18-19
            18 For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, tIf any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book: 19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, uGod shall take away his part * out of vthe book of life, and out of wthe holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.

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            • Scorch
              Unsaved Trash, inbred moron
              • Jan 2014
              • 49

              #21
              Re: Introduction.

              Originally posted by Mother Of Seven View Post
              You've hit the nail on the head. It's why Landover Baptist Church is the home of True Christians ™. We don't cherry pick. If the Bible says something, it's true. All those others who like to call themselves 'Christians' aren't Christian at all. They're cherry-pickers.
              2 Timothy 3:16
              Does that mean, you kill people who work on Sundays?
              Or support slavery?

              Either way, it's this sentence that makes me curious.

              "If the Bible says something, it's true."

              Why?

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              • Mother Of Seven
                True Christian™ with a quiverful
                • Jan 2014
                • 2243

                #22
                Re: Introduction.

                Originally posted by Scorch View Post
                Does that mean, you kill people who work on Sundays?
                Or support slavery?

                Either way, it's this sentence that makes me curious.
                Unfortunately the Bible also commands us to obey secular law.

                "If the Bible says something, it's true."

                Why?
                What a dumb question! Because it's God's Word.

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                • Scorch
                  Unsaved Trash, inbred moron
                  • Jan 2014
                  • 49

                  #23
                  Re: Introduction.

                  Originally posted by Mother Of Seven View Post
                  Unfortunately the Bible also commands us to obey secular law.

                  What a dumb question! Because it's God's Word.
                  Could you enlighten me please, what's a secular law?

                  --

                  And who said the bible is the god's word?

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                  • Basilissa
                    South of the Border outreach program
                    True Christian™
                     
                    • Mar 2013
                    • 12997

                    #24
                    Re: Introduction.

                    Originally posted by Scorch View Post
                    Could you enlighten me please, what's a secular law?
                    Are you kidding? You really don't know? What grade are you in, sweetie? Second?

                    And who said the bible is the god's word?
                    God.
                    God created fossils to test our faith.

                    * * *

                    My favorite LBC sermons:
                    True Christians are Perfect!
                    True Christian™ Love.
                    Salvation™ made Easy!
                    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                    God HATES Rational Thinking!
                    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                    • Scorch
                      Unsaved Trash, inbred moron
                      • Jan 2014
                      • 49

                      #25
                      Re: Introduction.

                      Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                      Are you kidding? You really don't know? What grade are you in, sweetie? Second?



                      God.
                      I simply didn't know what the word "secular" means. Had to look it up. I'll admit, there's plenty of words in English I don't know. Then again, English is a third language for me, so I am not surprised.

                      --
                      Wait, so let me get this straight.

                      Everything in the bible is true. Why? Because the bible says it's god's word. Why? Because god's word is true. Why? Because the bible says so.

                      Is that about right?

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                      • Zechariah Smyth
                        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 15251

                        #26
                        Re: Introduction.

                        Originally posted by Scorch View Post
                        Wait, so let me get this straight.

                        Everything in the bible is true. Why? Because the bible says it's god's word. Why? Because god's word is true. Why? Because the bible says so.

                        Is that about right?
                        And the "circular reasoning! circular reasoning!" chant begins in 3...2...1...

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                        • Scorch
                          Unsaved Trash, inbred moron
                          • Jan 2014
                          • 49

                          #27
                          Re: Introduction.

                          Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                          And the "circular reasoning! circular reasoning!" chant begins in 3...2...1...

                          And you don't find anything strange with that?

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                          • Zechariah Smyth
                            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 15251

                            #28
                            Re: Introduction.

                            Originally posted by Scorch View Post
                            And you don't find anything strange with that?
                            That a Jesus-hater lacking True Christian(tm) discernment would take the intellectually lazy approach?

                            Nope. I see it every single day.
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                            • Scorch
                              Unsaved Trash, inbred moron
                              • Jan 2014
                              • 49

                              #29
                              Re: Introduction.

                              Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                              That a Jesus-hater lacking True Christian™ discernment would take the intellectually lazy approach?

                              Nope. I see it every single day.
                              What makes you think I hate Jesus?
                              It's the opposite, there is so much I could learn from the guy that no amount of education could match.

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                              • Zechariah Smyth
                                Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                                True Christian™
                                • Feb 2011
                                • 15251

                                #30
                                Re: Introduction.

                                Originally posted by Scorch View Post
                                What makes you think I hate Jesus?
                                It's the opposite, there is so much I could learn from the guy that no amount of education could match.
                                If you want to learn about Jesus, start at Genesis 1:1 and end at Revelation 22:21. Don't rely on your preconceptions or the rantings of your fellow abortionist pals.
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