[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: Greetings from a God-fearing Chef

Praise God, Chef, that He has led you to our friendly forums. I welcome you in the Holy Name of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

I hope you will tell us more about Sandra; how you met, what she enjoys, and when you plan to marry. Has she served you her pie? Did you find it satisfying? The men of Freehold and all of Landover Baptist Church just love to chow down on mine. I am not joking when I say that I could serve them pie all day and they would still be coming and coming again for more. Perhaps some day I can Fed Ex you one of my luscious pastry creations. I can't resist a man when he's out for a hot piece of pie, so don't be shy!

We are the same age, Chef. I am not yet married nor do I have anyone in my life at this time other than Jesus and my parents. I am grateful to God for His presence in my heart. I know He holds tomorrow, and I know He holds my hand.

Glory to Jesus,
NRL

[ChefJohn]

Re: Greetings from a God-fearing Chef

Praise God, Chef, that He has led you to our friendly forums. I welcome you in the Holy Name of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

I hope you will tell us more about Sandra; how you met, what she enjoys, and when you plan to marry. Has she served you her pie? Did you find it satisfying? The men of Freehold and all of Landover Baptist Church just love to chow down on mine. I am not joking when I say that I could serve them pie all day and they would still be coming and coming again for more. Perhaps some day I can Fed Ex you one of my luscious pastry creations. I can't resist a man when he's out for a hot piece of pie, so don't be shy!

We are the same age, Chef. I am not yet married nor do I have anyone in my life at this time other than Jesus and my parents. I am grateful to God for His presence in my heart. I know He holds tomorrow, and I know He holds my hand.

Glory to Jesus,
NRL

Bless you for your kind offer Naomi! My Sandra is a very obedient, clean, and meek girl. She is only 17 at the moment and so our engagement is one of formality. After 3 years together, I believe that it's only logical that we marry the day that she turns 18. And so on April second I will be wed to her and start working on becoming a father to many.

As for how her pie is... it certainly leaves something to be desired. If she doesn't get better I'll be forced to punish her And while it's the biblical thing to do, I never enjoy beating her. Sometimes we have to suffer for Christ though

Though you are reaching the age where you should be getting married soon (23 is a ripe child bearing age!), I hope that you find a Godly man soon.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: Greetings from a God-fearing Chef

I hope Sandra possesses other traits that attract and please you if she cannot provide you with a good pie. I can't imagine shoving a pie in someone's mouth that is less than pleasing, sir.

Are you certain she is the one for you?

You seem like such a fine young man, worthy of a woman that can please you and be obedient to you. Have you completely fallen for her or have you left your mind open to someone else that knows how to bake, clean, be completely quiet, ensure your television is dusted off, ESPN and TBN is always at the ready, and whose hips are made for bearing sons?

Have a wonderful evening, Chef, Sir.

NRL