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Re: Get Right or Die Trying

I have no idea how I will get out of actually using the machine since I don't own one and have no idea where to get one (Mistress Cookie? Perhaps you know?) but I know Jesus will provide me with the words to say so that we can reach agreement in Him. Hopefully, their souls will be washed in Christ's blood and we will welcome them to the congregation at church after tonight.

NRL

Don't worry sister, JESUS will provide, either the blender or HE will untie your tongue so marvelously that they will gasp with every twist of the tongue and every sound you utter.

James 3:5

Even so the tongue is a little member, and boasteth great things. Behold, how great a matter a little fire kindleth!

Forgotten the blender they will be brought to the sweet embrace of the HOLY GHOST!

May HE spread his wings and take them fully into salvation.

On the other hand if truly they have disrespected GOD's commandments expect that this be but a first invitation, CHRIST's blood is not to be sprinkled too early or too profusely amongst those that denied HIS entering for so long.

PRAISE THE LORD!

[Freddy Osborne]

Re: Get Right or Die Trying

It would not be the first time one has walked amongst sinners to save them.

1 Corinthians 9:22 "To the weak became I as weak, that I might gain the weak: I am made all things to all men, that I might by all means save some."

Perhaps I shall council my submissive and very obedient wife with your detailed personal testimony before the next filthy clam supper.

My prayers are with you Sister Lamb.