[Freddy Osborne]

Re: Get Right or Die Trying

Your candor is most refreshing and GOD will be pleased. But do call them by their name, lust drugs, not GOD's given LOVE, but satan's lust.

But I thought they were exclusively used by homers, are your sure you meant hussies, not hussars?

PRAISE THE LORD!

You may have a point. But these souless perverts are certainly more interested in having you or I becoming addicted to these Lust Drugs in hopes of luring us into unnatural acts.

Forgive me again please. I must scourge myself and pray.

[see_the_light]

Re: Get Right or Die Trying

You may have a point. But these souless perverts are certainly more interested in having you or I becoming addicted to these Lust Drugs in hopes of luring us into unnatural acts.

Forgive me again please. I must scourge myself and pray.

So much scourging, do let us know what poisons have so strongly turned your body into a battlefield. And how satan tempts you after so long.

PRAISE THE LORD!

[Freddy Osborne]

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Brother Frednekk,

Welcome to our friendly forums, where Jesus is Lord! I felt my spirit witness with your spirit as I read your introduction, Brother. After I had closed the forums, I found myself coming to your post again and again, until I decided to respond.

I hope you'll tell us more about your daughters. They are blessings, you know!

I am pleased that you've come and I hope we will interest you enough to come again! May the Lord lift you up and bless you with His wisdom and peace.

Your Sister In Jesus,
NRL

Thank you, Sister Lamb. They will truly be blessings with the aid of upstanding nondriving Christian sisters such as yourself.

Occasionally my wife is allowed moderated time on the computer after scourging. Perhaps she may interest you in her unleavened bread recipes?

Glory to the Most High!

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: Get Right or Die Trying

Thank you, Sister Lamb. They will truly be blessings with the aid of upstanding nondriving Christian sisters such as yourself.

Occasionally my wife is allowed moderated time on the computer after scourging. Perhaps she may interest you in her unleavened bread recipes?

Glory to the Most High!

Sir,

What a generous and pleasing offer you've made. Unleavened bread is one of my favorite things to prepare, and I would treat your wife's goods with the same care as I treat mine. Please send her my love and prayers. What a lucky woman she is to have a kind, generous, strong, prayerful, handsome, considerate, and manly protector.

NRL

[Freddy Osborne]

Re: Get Right or Die Trying

So much scourging, do let us know what poisons have so strongly turned your body into a battlefield. And how satan tempts you after so long.

PRAISE THE LORD!

Even though Satan tempts I do not scourge myself for him.

My three year old is so moved by The Passion of Christ, she weeps as I show her how self flagellation honors Jesus.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Get Right or Die Trying

Even though Satan tempts I do not scourge myself for him.

My three year old is so moved by The Passion of Christ, she weeps as I show her how self flagellation honors Jesus.

Oh goodness, it looks like the led you here just in the nick of time! Your dedication to our Redeemer is inspiring, but your studies have been infected with the catholic agenda! You see, catholics love torture, especially little children, but when they can't find a young enough child they torture themselves. This self-flagellation, or "mortification" as they call it, is a practice they picked up from the muslims (or did the muslims pick it up from the papists?). In any case, you certainly don't want to continue that. Instead, you want to repent of your sins, accept Jesus into your heart, and once Saved, rejoice in the New Creation that the LORD has made (a creation that needs punishment like a fish needs a bicycle).

[see_the_light]

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Even though Satan tempts I do not scourge myself for him.

My three year old is so moved by The Passion of Christ, she weeps as I show her how self flagellation honors Jesus.

I always considered scourging, at best, a stop-gag for those in satan's grip, but never to be done in front of children, specially a girl.

You know that it is most unwise for a woman to consider the flogging of a family man normal, she grows up as a leather clad, spike-heeled lezbo femi-nazi, snorting dope between lashes on some closet homer's back.

You know that it would be more moving and dignified if you read her the passages of JESUS triumphant, killing sinners throwing the whole lot into the pit.

PRAISE THE LORD!

[Freddy Osborne]

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Oh goodness, it looks like the led you here just in the nick of time! Your dedication to our Redeemer is inspiring, but your studies have been infected with the catholic agenda! You see, catholics love torture, especially little children, but when they can't find a young enough child they torture themselves. This self-flagellation, or "mortification" as they call it, is a practice they picked up from the muslims (or did the muslims pick it up from the papists?). In any case, you certainly don't want to continue that. Instead, you want to repent of your sins, accept Jesus into your heart, and once Saved, rejoice in the New Creation that the LORD has made (a creation that needs punishment like a fish needs a bicycle).

I appreciate your distrust of anything promoted by that boozing Mary worshipping Mel Gibson. But I pray I have not alarmed you with my zealotry.
My perceived torture in this case is celebration compared to what Our Savior endured. And it is a blessing compared to the smiting the non believing heathens will suffer.

Holy Hosanna to The King!

[Freddy Osborne]

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I always considered scourging, at best, a stop-gag for those in satan's grip, but never to be done in front of children, specially a girl.

You know that it is most unwise for a woman to consider the flogging of a family man normal, she grows up as a leather clad, spike-heeled lezbo femi-nazi, snorting dope between lashes on some closet homer's back.

You know that it would be more moving and dignified if you read her the passages of JESUS triumphant, killing sinners throwing the whole lot into the pit.

PRAISE THE LORD!

Perhaps you and Sister Mary are correct. I have put much thought into the comments regarding over zealous self-flagellation.

Maybe I should retire the scourge? Or could it better to occasionally scourge the damned atheists, wicked pagans, or unrepent fornicaters?

[see_the_light]

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Maybe I should retire the scourge? Or could it better to occasionally scourge the damned atheists, wicked pagans, or unrepent fornicaters?

Make sure that in your state they don't have laws persecuting good Christian practices first.

PRAISE THE LORD!

[Pim Pendergast]

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Maybe I should retire the scourge? Or could it better to occasionally scourge the damned atheists, wicked pagans, or unrepent fornicaters?

I think you should retire it. We can't go around hitting atheists, pagans and fornicators, for the Bible tells us to obey secular law (Rom 13:1-7) -- although apparently it was okay for Jesus to scourge the moneychangers in the Temple (Jn 2:13-16) -- except if it prevents you from preaching the Gospel (Acts 5:29).

[Freddy Osborne]

Re: Get Right or Die Trying

I would never disobey the Lord's will. But I may have His Blessings if the filth are on my property.

I will continue to pray for guidance on this matter.

[see_the_light]

Re: Get Right or Die Trying

I would never disobey the Lord's will. But I may have His Blessings if the filth are on my property.

Why would you invite homers or heathens to your property?

PRAISE THE LORD!

[Freddy Osborne]

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Perhaps you and Sister Mary are correct. I have put much thought into the comments regarding over zealous self-flagellation.

Maybe I should retire the scourge? Or could it better to occasionally scourge the damned atheists, wicked pagans, or unrepent fornicaters?

Why would you invite homers or heathens to your property?

PRAISE THE LORD!

I'm sure there is a house full of lesboneese living two houses up. They all have short hair and wear sleeveless shirts. They habitually have clam baking parties the night before Sabbath, and drunkenly stagger thru the neighborhood recuiting.

But I have not posted any signs forbidding them so that they may come to know the Lord:
Matthew 5:16 Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven.

Praise His Name!

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: Get Right or Die Trying

The Lezbianish are sometimes best reached by True Christian (TM) women. I believe our work for Jesus should sometimes be kept secret so He can reward us in Heaven (Matthew 6:1) but perhaps this anecdote can assist someone in a similar situation.

There are many businesses that cater to the Lezbianish in this area. One of these is a small boutique that sells flannel, leather, Birkenstocks, and other obviously unnatural-affection items that is owned by Rae and her life partner, Donnetta. They love my pie, so they give me special deals on flannel with which I sew Father's shirts and pajamas. I never go there without offering them pie, and I leave with everyone satisfied. It is sometimes disturbing when I see them holding hands or speaking with another Lezbianish person about their favorite toys, but I saw it as an opportunity to reach them for Jesus. Donnetta began talking about her Ultra-O 3000 with special turbo-thrust features (I assume this was some kind of blender, but perhaps not). I lied a holy lie and told them I had one and I use it to make my pie more moist.

Rae turned suddenly and said, "You use this on your pie?" I assured her I did, and they were intrigued (I walked out with 15 yards of flannel in various colors for under $3). I prayed as I spoke, knowing that I might have been displeasing to Jesus but in my heart feeling as if I was coming close to reaching these women for His Kingdom.

I offered to let them watch me the next time I use this tool and they both were so excited they immediately accepted this invitation. They even said they would bring other friends to the get-together. I am thrilled that I will be able to not only serve my pie to them, but I will be able to reach deeply into their souls and help them to fill the void with the Holy Ghost.

My point is: sometimes you must reach out and use unconventional means to save souls. I have no idea how I will get out of actually using the machine since I don't own one and have no idea where to get one (Mistress Cookie? Perhaps you know?) but I know Jesus will provide me with the words to say so that we can reach agreement in Him. Hopefully, their souls will be washed in Christ's blood and we will welcome them to the congregation at church after tonight.

NRL