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  • ChristWithinUs
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    • Feb 2014
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    #1

    New here :)

    Hello. I am Paul
    I go to Revelation Full Gospel Baptist Church
    My favorite bible verse is John 6:37 "All that the Father gives me will come to me, and whoever comes to me I will never cast out."
    I found Jesus only a few years ago when my mother was tragically taken from me by cancer. I didn't deal with her death well and my father began drinking heavily and became abusive. I ran away from home and luckily was welcomed into the Baptist Church. I now live on my own in LA and go to the Church regularly.
    Lamentations 4:5 They that did feed delicately are desolate in the streets: they that were brought up in scarlet embrace dunghills.
  • Zechariah Smyth
    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
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    #2
    Re: New here

    Hi Paul! I wonder what evilness your mother was involved with for God to smite her with cancer? Was she whoring around?



    Also: please use the KJV Bible here.



    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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    • ChristWithinUs
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      • Feb 2014
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      #3
      Re: New here

      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
      Hi Paul! I wonder what evilness your mother was involved with for God to smite her with cancer? Was she whoring around?
      I'm still grieving. I came here because I thought it was a nice community
      Lamentations 4:5 They that did feed delicately are desolate in the streets: they that were brought up in scarlet embrace dunghills.

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      • Zechariah Smyth
        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2011
        • 15251

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        Re: New here

        Originally posted by ChristWithinUs View Post
        I'm still grieving. I came here because I thought it was a nice community
        We are the friendliest forum in the internets! But when God smites people, there is generally a darn good reason.



        YiC,

        Zech
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        • Pim Pendergast
          PHD - Theophysicist
          Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
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          • Jun 2012
          • 3103

          #5
          Re: New here

          Welcome to God's favorite forum, Paul!

          The fact that your mother died is a compelling reason to believe in a six-day Creation 6,000 years ago, a global Flood, talking animals, the Son of God, and the resurrection of the dead, as described in a compilation of ancient books written by primitive desert-dwellers. What effect does sharing your testimony have on others? Do they also find your mother's death a compelling reason to believe in all these things?

          Anyway, tell us more about yourself. Do you own a help meet? How many sons have issued from your loins?
          sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

          Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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          • ChristWithinUs
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            • Feb 2014
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            Re: New here

            Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
            We are the friendliest forum in the internets! But when God smites people, there is generally a darn good reason.



            YiC,

            Zech
            Well you sure aren't as friendly as you claim to be. My mother was a good person and never did anybody wrong.
            Everybody dies. If you're getting the impression you're gonna live forever (excluding life in heaven) you're pretty delusional.
            Lamentations 4:5 They that did feed delicately are desolate in the streets: they that were brought up in scarlet embrace dunghills.

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            • James Hutchins
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              • Jun 2009
              • 29453

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              Re: New here

              Welcome Paul. Were you conceived/born out of wedlock?

              You seem to have a chip on your shoulder. You know, God sees you stinky attitude. That moves you to the bottom of His list of 'Who's Who' in the 'Prayers to be Answered' list. What bird shat on your shoulder?
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Zechariah Smyth
                Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2011
                • 15251

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                Re: New here

                Originally posted by ChristWithinUs View Post
                Well you sure aren't as friendly as you claim to be. My mother was a good person and never did anybody wrong.
                Everybody dies. If you're getting the impression you're gonna live forever (excluding life in heaven) you're pretty delusional.
                Amazing: you call my friendliness in to question, and then proceed to call me delusional.



                (Matthew 23:28) "Even so ye also outwardly appear righteous unto men, but within ye are full of hypocrisy and iniquity."

                YiC,

                Zech
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                • ChristWithinUs
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                  • Feb 2014
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                  Re: New here

                  Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                  Amazing: you call my friendliness in to question, and then proceed to call me delusional.



                  (Matthew 23:28) "Even so ye also outwardly appear righteous unto men, but within ye are full of hypocrisy and iniquity."

                  YiC,

                  Zech
                  Ah so you are confirming you are delusional. Good work.
                  Lamentations 4:5 They that did feed delicately are desolate in the streets: they that were brought up in scarlet embrace dunghills.

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                  • Zechariah Smyth
                    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 15251

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                    Re: New here

                    Originally posted by ChristWithinUs View Post
                    Ah so you are confirming you are delusional. Good work.
                    Well, if you're trying to hurt my feelings, mission accomplished.














                    Hahaha! Just kidding...Jesus protects me from people like you!

                    (Psalms 5:12) "For thou, LORD, wilt bless the righteous; with favour wilt thou compass him as with a shield."

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                    • ChristWithinUs
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                      • Feb 2014
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                      #11
                      Re: New here

                      Wow, I get reported for stating a fact while the guy insulting my dead mother gets nothing?
                      God damn you guys are just bullies.
                      Lamentations 4:5 They that did feed delicately are desolate in the streets: they that were brought up in scarlet embrace dunghills.

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                      • Dr Laurence Niles
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                        • Jan 2012
                        • 9063

                        #12
                        Re: New here

                        Originally posted by ChristWithinUs View Post
                        Ah so you are confirming you are delusional. Good work.
                        Greetings, friend. Welcome to God's favourite forum. Wash your mum washed in then blood of th Lamb before she died?

                        I sure hope so. Only people who accept Jesus as their Saviour can avoid eternal torment in the Lake of Fire.

                        But the God News is that you have the opportunity to do so. What have you done for Jesus, today?

                        God bless.
                        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                        • Pastor Isaac Peters
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                          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                          Always Biblically correct
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                          • Sep 2006
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                          #13
                          Re: New here

                          Originally posted by ChristWithinUs View Post
                          Wow, I get reported for stating a fact while the guy insulting my dead mother gets nothing?
                          (Use of the Lord's name in vain deleted) you guys are just bullies.
                          Are we bullies for telling you what God's Word actually says, rather than the watered-down version that Pastor Feelgood evidently taught you?
                          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                          • Naomi Ruth Lamb
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                            • Nov 2013
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                            #14
                            Re: New here

                            Poor Paul.

                            Were you here, I would hug you in a Christian-like manner and grieve with you over the loss of your adoring mother. How long has she been sleeping in peace? My prayers are with you as you seek to restore the void she no doubt left in your life.

                            Are you married? What is your age?

                            Let me assure you that my brother in Christ, Zechariah, is perhaps one of the friendliest Baptist men you'll ever meet. His words, however, are spoken in a spirit of Christian straightforwardlikenessship, which GOD smiles upon.

                            Like many things in the Los Angeles area, the possibility that your church has been liberalized is very real. When men dilute the wine of the Word, it isn't worth the urine that will later flow from their bodies. We believe in full bodied wine, with the scriptures of the King James 1611 providing us with Holy Ghost-inspired pathways to the Prince of Peace. Are you wealthy?

                            What a sweet little pet your avatar displays. When was it run over? (Alternatively, if that photo is you, I must ask: Why? Reconstructive surgeons are a dime a dozen in that hell-hole you call home).

                            So, friend, take down your guard. We are here to pray with you, to counsel you, and to help you through the loss of the bitch that whelped you. All you need to do is trust in us. Jesus does - and so can you.

                            As you struggle through mother's death, remember: she is not gone - she is just away. When a mother leaves this earth, Christ's own mother meets her at the gates of glory, determines if she is saved, and if not, kicks her to the pits of hell. But if she is washed in the blood, Mary points the way to the street where a mansion has been prepared just for that mother, decorated exactly as she would want it. No more sorrow, no more pain, no more having to endure the grunts of her husband as he uses her. Christ Himself visits daily (and inspects the plumbing, electrical, etc for defects, fixing them instantly).

                            You'll notice that I am a typical woman, prone to going on and on; as a man I am sure I have already caused you to lose interest. I hope, however, that you will fellowship with us.

                            When you take one step toward the Lord, He will take two steps toward you.

                            Prayerfully,
                            NRL
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