[Attila's Wife]

Re: All Other Ground Is Sinking Sand!!

Without meaning to disrespect the opinion of an Elder Christian, I think you will find that the 1960s were actually the 1840s in Northern Ireland.

No offense taken. You may, in this one case, be correct. As a foreigner there, I had some difficulty understanding the "culture" - a word which, in NornIrn, seems to refer to the sort of thing you might find in a petri dish.

Have you ever had a job? I know this is virtually unheard of in your country, but I God was not joking when he wrote:

1 Thessalonians 4:11 And that ye study to be quiet, and to do your own business, and to work with your own hands, as we commanded you;

I do indeed wear a Bowler Hat and on occasion, a single falsh eyelash, for the Work at Hand.

Together with the sash your father wore, that must make for an interesting look, dear. Are you one of those metrosexurals?

YiC
AW

[DespicableMe]

Re: All Other Ground Is Sinking Sand!!

9 out of 10 witch hunters agree that getting the confession is a mere formality...of course she's guilty!...but the hours she spends upon the rack with precisely 8 ounces of molten candle wax slowly cooling in her rectum gives her an opportunity to meditate on the nature of her sin, and possibly...just possibly...form an intimate bond with Christ before being burned at the stake.

Our God is a God of second chances, amen?

Amen, Brother Witch Hammer, Amen!

I see your reasoning and agree that a second chance should be given to even the most depraved of Witches, Homers, Papists and Followers of Science.

Perhaps you could PM me further details of the molten candle wax procedure. Does the wax start off molten or finish up that way? Is there a correct manner of insertion? At what point is confession no longer acheivable and death a certainty?

All details and advice (or photos) would be gratefully received.

DM

[DespicableMe]

Re: All Other Ground Is Sinking Sand!!

No offense taken. You may, in this one

Have you ever had a job? I know this is virtually unheard of in your country, but I God was not joking when he wrote:

1 Thessalonians 4:11 And that ye study to be quiet, and to do your own business, and to work with your own hands, as we commanded you;

But for the Lord's Work, I would be entirely dependent on Social Welfare paid for by you Good English Taxpayers. I get by on selling the looted wealth of my former Papist neighbours, which I rightfully consider to be just repayment for setting them on the path to meet the Lord.



Together with the sash your father wore, that must make for an interesting look, dear. Are you one of those metrosexurals?

I've never kissed another man or even considered it. I must admit that I'm slightly hurt you could conceive of such an idea.

DM