hello I am a korean

[Mi-Hyun]

hello I am a korean. my husband is also a korean. we came from the south korea. now we live in america. we go to korean first baptist church. we have seven children: 3 boys, 2 girls and two boys
my husband runs a business. he is boseu. I am a housewife

Leviticus 24:16

anyone who blasphemes the name of the Lord is to be put to death. The entire assembly must stone them. Whether foreigner or native-born, when they blaspheme the Name they are to be put to death.

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: hello I am korean

What is your favourite verse in the Bible?
How did you find God?

[MitzaLizalor]

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Hello

You mentioned "boseu" which is a little unsettling. Perhaps you could clarify:

Does your husband look like this?


..or this?


..or have I misunderstood something?

A tentative welcome to the forum. Leviticus is a great book, I'm glad you quoted from it. Judges is also very encourageing for me, which you can read here:

[Mi-Hyun]

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I am from south korea. lots of christians there. I am very devout

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Dear Ching-Chong;

Welcome to God's favorite forum. If your husband is looking for a permit to open a new dry cleaner's in Freehold, he'll need to contact our Mayor. We can't allow you to actually live anywhere near Freehold, as the stench of your kim-cheese would be unpleasant.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

PS. God likes to see His favorite country capitalized. It's America, comprende?

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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hello I am korean. my husband is also korean. we came from south korea.

I'm so sorry. But with Godly following of the Bible, you can become honorarily white, remade as a True Christian™ by devotion, prayer, obedience, and sustained faithful Bible adherence. Your hell-confined, stick-worshipping ancestors will look up from the fiery chasm and rejoice that, unlike them, you actually made something of yourselves.

How about, for starters, we give you a better name, one that is decent and American, like...Susan? Sound good?

Nice to meet you, Susan!

now we live in america. we go to korean first baptist church. we have seven children: 3 boys, 2 girls and two boys

Well, I can see modern American kid-speak, "short-hand", has already infected you. Let's try using some grammar and proper American-English in God's Favorite Forum, alrighty?

my husband runs a business. he is boseu. I am a housewife

I admit, your husband's business has me concerned, but at least you are following the God-directed role for you.

Leviticus 24:16

anyone who blasphemes the name of the Lord is to be put to death. The entire assembly must stone them. Whether foreigner or native-born, when they blaspheme the Name they are to be put to death.

Nice Scripture reference. It is one of my favorites as well. But let's use only the KJV Bible from now on, ok? Thanks.

Warm regards,

Pastor Ed

[Mi-Hyun]

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no. boseu - big boss
he owns a laundromat. runs a business, hire people, fire people
boseu

[Mi-Hyun]

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with Godly following of the Bible, you can become honorarily white

koreans are third best of asians. asians are second best to white.
I would be honored

[Godfly]

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hello I am a korean. my husband is also a korean. we came from the south korea. now we live in america. we go to korean first baptist church. we have seven children: 3 boys, 2 girls and two boys
my husband runs a business. he is boseu. I am a housewife

Leviticus 24:16

anyone who blasphemes the name of the Lord is to be put to death. The entire assembly must stone them. Whether foreigner or native-born, when they blaspheme the Name they are to be put to death.

You say you're a Korean? The satanic book of the Muslims? I suppose you are typing this with your pages? And you married another Korean? What are your children? Anti-Chick tracts? Go to bed and sleep it off!

[Mi-Hyun]

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yes

[Mother Of Seven]

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Susan, Have a look at your computer's keyboard. You will see a key on the left hand side which says "Shift". Now hold down that key, and type A for America. An "A" will appear on your screen, not an "a". Pretty magic, eh?
Now if you want to type a whole word such as LORD, rather than lord, the little finger on your left hand is going to get pretty tired sitting on that Shift key the whole time. So instead, press the key that says "Caps Lock". It's immediately above the Shift key. Now type "lord". What appears on your screen is not what you typed, but "LORD". It is magic, it's God's magic.


P.S. When you no longer want to do those special capital letters, press Caps Lock again, and you can go back to normal typing.

[Freddy Osborne]

Re: hello I am a korean

hello I am a korean. my husband is also a korean. we came from the south korea. now we live in america. we go to korean first baptist church. we have seven children: 3 boys, 2 girls and two boys
my husband runs a business. he is boseu. I am a housewife

Leviticus 24:16

anyone who blasphemes the name of the Lord is to be put to death. The entire assembly must stone them. Whether foreigner or native-born, when they blaspheme the Name they are to be put to death.

Hello Sue,

Welcome to the forum. How long have you been a baptist? Did you happen to convert after the smiting of the heretical Rev. Moon?

2 Peter Chapter 2:1 But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction.

I recently found a stray cat in our neighborhood and it won't go away. Perhaps you have some ideas.

Thanks and Praise Jesus!

[Witch Hammer]

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I recently found a stray cat in our neighborhood and it won't go away. Perhaps you have some ideas!

Don't goad the witch, brother. She'll either tell you to take the foul beast as a familiar, or give you her grandmother's recipe for cat shanks. Best to burn the creature alive lest it multiply...and that goes for cat as well.