[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Unshaved Pagan who hates christ

Your refusal to deny that she was any if those is noted.



Say, why don't you quit being queer and act like a normal person? Best decision I ever made!

[RavenVulgar]

Re: Unshaved Pagan who hates christ

Your obvious assumption that my mother was any of those is also noted that you are extremely bigoted and think that she must have been being punished for a sin. Of course, I'm still trying to figure out which sin you think she's being punished for. A very loyal christian who made sure to tithe, follow the word of god...oooh hey maybe it's the fact that she was a school counselor who rescued a child from a heavily abuse situation? She DID pull me out of a home that was run by a man who happened to be an abusive child molestor...but of course that's not a sin right?

Also, in response to your point...if your speaking of my biological mother, she's now a christian though was all of those before. Amazing she doesn't have cancer!

So a woman raised in a christian house and stayed true to the word of god is punished...
yet a drug using whore who abandoned her child becomes a christian and is living a fruitful life...curious that.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Unshaved Pagan who hates christ

Obviously your father was a limp-wristed nancyboy who didn't lay on Christian beatings often enough.

Why are you here? This is a Christian forum. What part of UNSAVED NOT WELCOME did you not understand?

[RavenVulgar]

Re: Unshaved Pagan who hates christ

Also Pastor Ezekiel...so you admit that this forum is run by people who DO NOT WISH TO BRING PEOPLE TO CHRIST. am i correct in this assumption? that you are unwilling to discuss and hopefully enlighten people on the good god of your life.

You are basically telling me that instead of learning about God and Christianity, i should instead accept that i am condemned to hell and have no rights whatsoever and am wrong no matter what. How...christian of you...And yes, I do hope you read this.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Unshaved Pagan who hates christ

Also Pastor Ezekiel...so you admit that this forum is run by people who DO NOT WISH TO BRING PEOPLE TO CHRIST. am i correct in this assumption? that you are unwilling to discuss and hopefully enlighten people on the good god of your life.

You are basically telling me that instead of learning about God and Christianity, i should instead accept that i am condemned to hell and have no rights whatsoever and am wrong no matter what. How...christian of you...And yes, I do hope you read this.

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[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Unshaved Pagan who hates christ

typical butt-hurt atheist whining

You're lying. You aren't here searching for Christ: you're here to play the same tired "gotcha! " baloney that we see 100s of times a day.

The sooner you admit that the better.

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Unshaved Pagan who hates christ

So, let me get this right... The woman who died of cancer and who you call your mother, was never your mother? How old were you when you went to live with this woman? Also, the woman who is your mother is a druggy whore? How many fathers do you have?

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Unshaved Pagan who hates christ

Also I happen to be gay...actually have a bit of a phobia towards woman. Very interesting case there. Guess I can't follow the bible that teaches us to be fruitful and multiply...kinda hard when you can't keep it up when you see a naked woman:

Agreed, seeding the wife can be a harrowing bit of business. Here are some tips to help you through the ordeal.

1.) Shove cotton balls in your nostrils and breathe through your mouth.
2.) Take special care to dehumanize her before the act. Remember, she is not your equal, you owe her NOTHING. You are the man and in complete control of the situation.
3.) Never...NEVER attempt a seeding during the day. To behold the hateful, bristling hell-clam in full sunlight will not only deflate your already feeble erection, but will also leave you stark staring mad!!
4.) If you are having trouble transitioning from sinister gay butt-love to True Christian™ copulation, you might try spraying the wife with Brut or Old Spice before cleaving unto her. Picturing Dan Haggerty's head on her body could be helpful too.
5.) Last but not least, pray to Jesus to help you maintain your erection and drive the naysaying demons from your rectum.

[RavenVulgar]

Pagan Seeking Answers

You're lying. You aren't here searching for Christ: you're here to play the same tired "gotcha! " baloney that we see 100s of times a day.

The sooner you admit that the better.

Aids: interesting. being that i am gay and have been in a few relationships, I have been tested for all stds and are still clean...though many thanks for again making an ASS of U and ME (read the caps peeps) by saying that i am spreading AIDS.
butt hurt atheist...uhh excuse me, shamanism has something known as "the great spirit" which, if you think about it, the medicine men and shamans of most tribes actually agree with many points of christianity.

but again, i'm just a butt hurt atheist who is looking to start something...because heaven forbid anyone have any views outside of yours and have the balls to actually be looking at his own life trying to find what's missing...yep yep. Impossible. Or are you so insecure in your own beliefs that you have to resort to name calling and misinformation? tsk tsk...

Christian roommate: Do unto others as you would have them do to you. Which is, i think, the kjv. Also before you remove the sliver from your brother's eye, remove the plank from your own. And this is coming from a christian. Her church? Christian Missionary Alliance.

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Unshaved Pagan who hates christ

Have you considered anger management classes?

[RavenVulgar]

Re: Unshaved Pagan who hates christ

So, let me get this right... The woman who died of cancer and who you call your mother, was never your mother? How old were you when you went to live with this woman? Also, the woman who is your mother is a druggy whore? How many fathers do you have?

1 biological mother who has HEP C due to drug use/whoring herself out. Became Christian and went away from her horrible ways. Is a hard core christian who still smokes pot and drinks beer. Also works. OH NOES (also her vagina tried to kill me at birth. She crushed my head and also caused my lungs to collapse. I was supposed to be either dead or a vegetable. Some reason God didn't want that I guess. Maybe to bring me to you close minded folk? oh shouldn't say that...might upset the masses...)

1 adoptive mother who adopted me around...I think 8? Sounds about right. School Counselor, raised as a god fearing woman who kept her also christian husband on the right path with god. Was diagnosed with cancer. It had been growing for 20 years. Spent the last 4 years of her life praising god while trying not to let the agony take over her life. Also the one who brought me into christianity (and lo and behold, the reason i dropped out)

1 father. Heavily abusive. Almost drove me to suicide on multiple accounts. Also is on the run on charges of: Child Molestation. Child Pornography. Child Abuse.

Agreed, seeding the wife can be a harrowing bit of business. Here are some tips to help you through the ordeal.

1.) Shove cotton balls in your nostrils and breathe through your mouth.
2.) Take special care to dehumanize her before the act. Remember, she is not your equal, you owe her NOTHING. You are the man and in complete control of the situation.
3.) Never...NEVER attempt a seeding during the day. To behold the hateful, bristling hell-clam in full sunlight will not only deflate your already feeble erection, but will also leave you stark staring mad!!
4.) If you are having trouble transitioning from sinister gay butt-love to True Christian™ copulation, you might try spraying the wife with Brut or Old Spice befor cleaving unto her. Picturing Dan Haggerty's head on her body could be helpful too.
5.) Last but not least, pray to Jesus to help you maintain your erection and drive the naysaying demons from your rectum.

who is Dan Haggerty? Also Why am i wanting to insert any part of my body into something that once tried to kill me? Hmm...psychological issues there. Also should note that I don't find the female body exactly unnatractive, i just have a FEAR OF IT. disgust is not the same as FEAR.

*** gay erotica removed ***

You wanna be vulgar? I can too. Really You all are showing the side of christianity I was told to avoid even as a christian...how sad...

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Unshaved Pagan who hates christ

Also Why am i wanting to insert any part of my body into something that once tried to kill me?

It is not a matter of desire, you filth, it is a matter of duty. Genesis 1:28 Genesis 2:24
And your mother's, pardon my language......vagina..... didn't try to kill you, Jesus did. For what reason he changed His mind I cannot fathom...but His ways are mysterious.

Son, it is tragic that you would choose the hairy end of a gut over Life Everlasting© in God's Kingdom®.

[RavenVulgar]

Re: Unshaved Pagan who hates christ

my last post was so full of truth that you removed it? *** removed a lot of potty language ***

[Didymus Much]

Re: Unshaved Pagan who hates christ

...the good god of your life...

Remember I mentioned something about research? If you want to know how good God is (according to the Bible), read the Bible. Seriously, do it.

...You are basically telling me that instead of learning about God and Christianity, i should instead accept that i am condemned to hell and have no rights whatsoever and am wrong no matter what...

Until you read the Bible and accept Christ and get baptized (and tithe til it hurts), yeah, that's pretty much how you're going to treated here.

... How...christian of you...

Says someone with no clue of what being Christian is.

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Unshaved Pagan who hates christ

It seems you have certainly had a childhood that no child deserves Unfortunately, nothing can be done to reverse that. But it's why you need the Lord in your life. Let him fully enter you. Open your mouth for him and sing his praise.