[Alvin Moss]

Re: Hello, Big Beautiful Baptists!

Welcome, dwarf.

We are friendly here and welcome your testimony. Perhaps the Lord will heal you. You must have given Him great offense to receive the damnation under which you suffer.

What did you do to arouse His wrath? Why does God hate you so?

I will include you in my prayers.

God Bless!

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: Hello, Big Beautiful Baptists!

That is certainly true, sister MOS. While we're on the subject, may I humbly inquire as to whether there are any other odd jobs that might need doing in Freehold and offer my services thereto. Doing the Lord's work here in Boston is frustrating as the place is crawling with espresso-swilling, Volvo-driving libtards who try to recycle everything. Although 1 Corinthians 15:58 reminds me that my work for His glory is not in vain, I long to be annointed with the hot oil of True Christian love as can only be administered by His chosen people.

Plus my previous attempts to enter the city to apply in person have resulted in embarrassment and/or car damage.

With greatest reverence,

Wally

Brother Wally,

The halcyon gates of Freehold may only be penetrated by True Christian(TM) men and women. Jesus ordained this and Mayor Hold obediently placed it in the city ordinances.