I am so stuck in my ways!!!!!

[UnsavedandLovin'It]

Name's Nicole. I don't believe in God. The reason I signed up was because I was fucking pissed at you all, and I decided to vent. Trust me, you don't want to know my favorite bible verse unless you want me quoting from Lavey's bible (classy calling me trash...real classy)

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: You are so stuck in your ways!!!!!

Name's Nicole. I don't believe in God. The reason I signed up was because I was piffleing pissed at you all, and I decided to vent. Trust me, you don't want to know my favorite bible verse unless you want me quoting from Lavey's bible (classy calling me trash...real classy)

You come in here cussing and then say WE'RE not classy?



Got hypocrisy?

[Jedediah]

Re: You are so stuck in your ways!!!!!

Name's Nicole. I don't believe in God. The reason I signed up was because I was piffleing pissed at you all, and I decided to vent. Trust me, you don't want to know my favorite bible verse unless you want me quoting from Lavey's bible (classy calling me trash...real classy)

What terrible thing has happened to make you turn away from God's love? He never gives us more than we can handle with His help. If you're going through tough times, I encourage you to get on your knees and beg for His succor. Then maybe you can at least stop hating the LORD so much that you pretend He doesn't exist. If you need to talk this spiritual crisis over with a Pastor, I'm sure one will be along to offer some counseling soon.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: You are so stuck in your ways!!!!!

Name's Nicole. I don't believe in God. The reason I signed up was because I was piffleing pissed at you all, and I decided to vent. Trust me, you don't want to know my favorite bible verse unless you want me quoting from Lavey's bible (classy calling me trash...real classy)

Have you been snorting lines of reefer or something, bar-fly? When you've finished giving satan his lap dance and have cooled down a bit, then we can talk shop about Christ's Love©.

[Didymus Much]

Re: You are so stuck in your ways!!!!!

...Trust me, you don't want to know my favorite bible verse unless you want me quoting from Lavey's bible...

You haven't read either of them, have you?

...(classy calling me trash...real classy)

That's what God of the Bible considers you, something only worth burning.

And if you'd bothered to read the stuff you've been sent when registering here instead of launching straight into your rants, you'd have come across this: Why am I labeled "Unsaved Trash" and "Under Investigation"? That's hurtful.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: You are so stuck in your ways!!!!!

Dear Maggot;

Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.

As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape you repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.

Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Savior the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Contact our team of joo accountants at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.

Surrender you soul to Jesus and
JOIN US.

Praise Jesus!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[WithGodWeStand]

Re: You are so stuck in your ways!!!!!

Dear Maggot;

Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.

As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape you repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.

Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Savior the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Contact our team of joo accountants at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.

Surrender you soul to Jesus and
JOIN US.

Praise Jesus!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

Is it possible for you to give me a link to something where I can study this in depth. somewhere in the bible. I can't figure out how to send you a message. thanks.

[WithGodWeStand]

Re: You are so stuck in your ways!!!!!

Name's Nicole. I don't believe in God. The reason I signed up was because I was piffleing pissed at you all, and I decided to vent. Trust me, you don't want to know my favorite bible verse unless you want me quoting from Lavey's bible (classy calling me trash...real classy)

I feel really bad for you. Seeing people with this much anger is sad. I know you may not understand this site or the people on here. You may feel we are all idiots or whatever else. But you know what? All of the people here who want to serve god want to do what they feel is best and for the good of all mankind. All you are interested in is hurting people. Are you hurt yourself. You should really ask yourself why you need to poke fun at others. Maybe point the finger at yourself and figure out your own problems before you blame others.

I hope one day you can come to know god. Or at the very least forgive him for birthing you. If you don't believe in god that's cool too. But why waste the short life you are givin trying to hurt others? Even aside from saving your soul I hope you at least come to peace with the world and try to make it better in some way.

[James Hutchins]

Re: You are so stuck in your ways!!!!!

Name's Nicole. I don't believe in God. The reason I signed up was because I was piffleing pissed at you all, and I decided to vent. Trust me, you don't want to know my favorite bible verse unless you want me quoting from Lavey's bible (classy calling me trash...real classy)

Welcome friend. Not sure why you are mad at us. Perhaps it is because we are actual Christians that follow His Holy Word?

I have never met a lady who spoke like a indigent ex-sailor. I still have not.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: You are so stuck in your ways!!!!!

Nicole, I am very worried about you. You seem awfully lost. I would love to talk with you, privately, about your problems. Tell me, do you have a Web cam?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: You are so stuck in your ways!!!!!

Name's Nicole.

That must be the most idiotic name ever. I assume your parents were too drunk and too high to ask them permission to be here?

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: You are so stuck in your ways!!!!!

Name's Nicole. I don't believe in God. The reason I signed up was because I was piffleing pissed at you all, and I decided to vent. Trust me, you don't want to know my favorite bible verse unless you want me quoting from Lavey's bible (classy calling me trash...real classy)

Perfectly logical for an atheist--you get mad and appeal to the only standard of authority you know, which is yourself, and that always gives you permission to unleash hate on everyone around you who is Christian. If you met us in person, no doubt you'd assault us out of your unwholesome desire for swift and blinding violence.

No wonder the DOF has to keep an eye on you people!

[spamisweetheart]

Re: You are so stuck in your ways!!!!!

Were you born into a Christian family and lost faith or were you born into a family without any beliefs? Please explain what has happened for you to not have love for God. You seem angry with us, but maybe you really came on here for some guidance and help? Maybe The Lord sent you here to gain connections? If you're willing to talk with someone and get guidance, there are many people here that will help. Just don't mock us or hate on us because you'll make a fool out of yourself--since most of us here are Christian and believe in God strongly.