[Ex-Primordial Dwarf]

Re: New Here

My husband abandoned me and my sons. he is going to hell. My favorite verse is Timothy 5:8, i think its quite fitting.

I'm single!

I don't have anything really to bring to the table, and I don't think you'd fit in the air ducts where I am staying now, at least not in one piece, but maybe I could come live with you for a while? I don't eat much and I don't take up much space.

I would love the opportunity to court you in the comfort of your own home. Please give me a chance to measure up to your lowest standard. I am faithful, loyal and God fearing. I will never leave you, not even if threatened with legal action - I will remain steadfast no matter what.

And if our mutual attraction shoud smoulder and burst into a fire of passion, which it certainly will, I want you to know that I am not "half a man" in the salami department. I dress to the left, and down to the ankle.

I anxiously await your reply!

[Ellann2]

Re: New Here

Oh i did everything for him. I did everything i could to keep the spirit of Christ in our marriage and home. He was never as dedicated as i was, i think it became too much for him or there might be other reasons. My youngest boy cries himself to sleep sometimes because he misses his father, I pray that he comes back as instructed too every night by my Church

Hi,


I just wanted to let you know that if you ever need to talk or vent, I would be happy to listen. Although your husband changed his mind about wanting to be the leader of the family he was so graciously blessed with by God, that is something he will have to answer for. It takes two to keep a marriage going. I wish there something I could do to take your children's pain away and yours. Let me know if you need to talk.


Ellann2


Note to others: I couldn't find a way to send a private message to her so I posted here. I'm sorry and hopefully I didn't upset or offend anyone.

[Freddy Osborne]

Re: New Here

Hi,
It takes two to keep a marriage going.

Is that in the King James?

[Ex-Primordial Dwarf]

Re: New Here

Hi,


I just wanted to let you know that if you ever need to talk or vent, I would be happy to listen. Although your husband changed his mind about wanting to be the leader of the family he was so graciously blessed with by God, that is something he will have to answer for. It takes two to keep a marriage going. I wish there something I could do to take your children's pain away and yours. Let me know if you need to talk.


Ellann2


Note to others: I couldn't find a way to send a private message to her so I posted here. I'm sorry and hopefully I didn't upset or offend anyone.

I already called dibbs!

[Erin500]

Re: New Here

I'll pray God does not inflict His wrath onto you. Though I am more worried about your boys.
What can you do to ease their suffering? You have to make amends for making them fatherless. How are they going to learn to be men now? So often, when boys live in a house without a manly influence, the boys will turn to homosex. It upsets me to think about two young men involved in swordplay.
Think about the little ones and not yourself.
Matthew 19:14
But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.

Oh you are right, thank you. Without manly influence i hope they dont turn to homesex. What can i do about it? I need to make it up to them, My youngest started wetting the bed and they are disciplined daily.

[Ellann2]

Re: New Here

Is that in the King James?

Yes it is:


1Peter 3:17 “For it is better, if the will of God be so, that ye suffer for well doing, than for evil doing.”


Sometimes bad things happen to good people…..there is plan in place and we aren’t let in on every little detail.


1Peter 3:7 “Likewise, ye husbands, dwell with them according to knowledge, giving honour unto the wife, as unto the weaker vessel, and as being heirs together of the grace of life; that your prayers be not hindered.”


The word together means a group of people or in this case two. A man and a woman who are married.


Colossians 3:19 “Husbands, love your wives, and be not bitter against them.”


Don’t be mean or short with your wife. Talk to her like you care and love her.


Ephesians 5:25 “Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it;”


Jesus died a horrific, slow, painful, humiliating, and degrading death for all to witness. That is saying a lot. He did this for us…….and the word of God compares this to the way a husband is to love his wife.


Jesus didn’t leave us or abandon us, he was not violent….he used his words. He is there through thick and thin. Even when things aren’t going so well in a marriage between two people (man and woman).


Ephesians 5:28 ‘So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself.”


If you don’t love your wife, then you don’t love yourself either. Not sure what you would call this type of a man though.


1 Corinthians 7:4 “The wife hath not power of her own body, but the husband: and likewise also the husband hath not power of his own body, but the wife.”


Although a wife doesn’t have power/control over her body, but her husband does…..A husband doesn’t have power/control over his body, but his wife does.


1 Corinthians 7:27 “Art though bound unto a wife? Seek not to be loosed. Art though loosed from a wife? Seek not a wife.”


If you have a wife stay with her and if you leave her…..you’re not getting another one. You were given a gift, a blessing and if you chose to be disrespectful to God and leave, then you obviously shouldn’t be allowed the privilege and responsibility of having another one. Without one, the man who leaves his wife also eliminates his chance of being blessed with male offspring.


A wife’s rules are quite simple……obey your husband……put God first, then your husband and then your children and everyone else….don’t cheat on him, divorce him, or go against his wishes. Basically, teat him the way you would the Lord, but remember if his wishes interfere with Gods will or plan or goes against what you know God has said not to do….well, then don’t do it because we all have a judgment day. Make sure you ask your husband if you have a question about something and keep quite in church. Keep the house clean….have children…..take care of your husband’s needs and your children’s…..and most of all praise the Lord for allowing you to have two special titles: Wife and Mother (hopefully) Besides, if you do something to one of Gods children male or female…….he is the one running the show……I would be shaking and scared for my life. I still remember when I met this couple who really were nice, until our church found out he was beating her and being more harm than good. I think it was about month after they moved in the area when they were driving down the road and got into a horrible car accident. They turned the corner as another car was turning at the same time (old country road) and the van plowed right through the driver’s side of their truck. The people—a mother of three—all died on impact so there was no pain. The couple had one survivor. The engine had been shoved up onto his legs and his head cracked open. He was alive for a little while in this condition. She told me the worst part wasn’t seeing his brain, the blood or even the body parts that were scattered on the road. She had lost her husband. I guess you could say she is now free to find a man that will actually want to start a family. Why he never wanted kids is beyond me…….someone to carry on the family name….?


Yes I know this was long and hopefully I didn’t bore anyone or go overboard…..and if there is anything you think I need to be corrected on please let me know. Hopefully I didn’t offend anyone with this post. If I did I’m sorry.


Ellann

[Ex-Primordial Dwarf]

Re: New Here

Yes I know this was long and hopefully I didn’t bore anyone or go overboard…..and if there is anything you think I need to be corrected on please let me know. Hopefully I didn’t offend anyone with this post. If I did I’m sorry.

[John Allen]

Re: New Here

Ellann, your post is worrying. Do you happen to be a feminazi?

[Ellann2]

Re: New Here

Ellann, your post is worrying. Do you happen to be a feminazi?

I'm sorry, but I don't know what that is. Could you please enlighten me and let me know how you define it?

[Witch Hammer]

Re: New Here

I'm sorry, but I don't know what that is. Could you please enlighten me and let me know how you define it?

Give him a little time to google it.

[Freddy Osborne]

Re: New Here

Yes it is:


1Peter 3:17 “For it is better, if the will of God be so, that ye suffer for well doing, than for evil doing.”


Sometimes bad things happen to good people…..there is plan in place and we aren’t let in on every little detail.


1Peter 3:7 “Likewise, ye husbands, dwell with them according to knowledge, giving honour unto the wife, as unto the weaker vessel, and as being heirs together of the grace of life; that your prayers be not hindered.”


The word together means a group of people or in this case two. A man and a woman who are married.


Colossians 3:19 “Husbands, love your wives, and be not bitter against them.”


Don’t be mean or short with your wife. Talk to her like you care and love her.


Ephesians 5:25 “Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it;”


Jesus died a horrific, slow, painful, humiliating, and degrading death for all to witness. That is saying a lot. He did this for us…….and the word of God compares this to the way a husband is to love his wife.


Jesus didn’t leave us or abandon us, he was not violent….he used his words. He is there through thick and thin. Even when things aren’t going so well in a marriage between two people (man and woman).


Ephesians 5:28 ‘So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself.”


If you don’t love your wife, then you don’t love yourself either. Not sure what you would call this type of a man though.


1 Corinthians 7:4 “The wife hath not power of her own body, but the husband: and likewise also the husband hath not power of his own body, but the wife.”


Although a wife doesn’t have power/control over her body, but her husband does…..A husband doesn’t have power/control over his body, but his wife does.


1 Corinthians 7:27 “Art though bound unto a wife? Seek not to be loosed. Art though loosed from a wife? Seek not a wife.”


If you have a wife stay with her and if you leave her…..you’re not getting another one. You were given a gift, a blessing and if you chose to be disrespectful to God and leave, then you obviously shouldn’t be allowed the privilege and responsibility of having another one. Without one, the man who leaves his wife also eliminates his chance of being blessed with male offspring.


A wife’s rules are quite simple……obey your husband……put God first, then your husband and then your children and everyone else….don’t cheat on him, divorce him, or go against his wishes. Basically, teat him the way you would the Lord, but remember if his wishes interfere with Gods will or plan or goes against what you know God has said not to do….well, then don’t do it because we all have a judgment day. Make sure you ask your husband if you have a question about something and keep quite in church. Keep the house clean….have children…..take care of your husband’s needs and your children’s…..and most of all praise the Lord for allowing you to have two special titles: Wife and Mother (hopefully) Besides, if you do something to one of Gods children male or female…….he is the one running the show……I would be shaking and scared for my life. I still remember when I met this couple who really were nice, until our church found out he was beating her and being more harm than good. I think it was about month after they moved in the area when they were driving down the road and got into a horrible car accident. They turned the corner as another car was turning at the same time (old country road) and the van plowed right through the driver’s side of their truck. The people—a mother of three—all died on impact so there was no pain. The couple had one survivor. The engine had been shoved up onto his legs and his head cracked open. He was alive for a little while in this condition. She told me the worst part wasn’t seeing his brain, the blood or even the body parts that were scattered on the road. She had lost her husband. I guess you could say she is now free to find a man that will actually want to start a family. Why he never wanted kids is beyond me…….someone to carry on the family name….?


Yes I know this was long and hopefully I didn’t bore anyone or go overboard…..and if there is anything you think I need to be corrected on please let me know. Hopefully I didn’t offend anyone with this post. If I did I’m sorry.


Ellann

I guess it's okay cause I've fallen asleep 2-3 times trying to finish reading this post.

God bless.

[John Allen]

Re: New Here

Feminazi: A feminist; someone that believes in equal rights of women to men and that women must have every right a man has and be superior. Obviously feminazis don't obey the Word of God©, due to these verses: 1 Timothy 2:12-13 which prove the superiority of men.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: New Here

Sister,

I prayed and fasted regarding your situation, and the Holy Ghost spoke to me about what may have caused your husband to give up on you and your darling, effeminate children.

It wasn't your cooking, it wasn't your cleaning skills. Jesus told me through His amazing Holy Dove that it was (as was alluded to in an earlier post) your lack of complete feminine hygiene. You don't mention your age, but I believe you are probably young.

Darling, there is nothing that will send a man running like a skanky varagineral area. Once you let the nasty, foul aroma develop in your flowery female place, all a man can think about is getting as far away from it as possible. We had a lady at our church who felt she shouldn't have to clean her hooha and that nature cleanses it without any outside intervention. Pastor's wife pulled this lady aside before services one Sunday and showed her a photo of a deceased flounder and had her sniff some limburger cheese. It was explained that no part of her body should smell like that.

Do you find that cats are constantly trying to perform strange acts upon you? That could be a telltale sign. The good news is that beginning a regular regimen of peroxide and pure Lysol may remove the skanky aroma. Burn any undergarments that have come into contact with the affected area and purchase new, 100 percent cotton ones (White only). Have someone lay hands on you and pray that the demonic forces at work will leave your personal parts alone. Dear, you are in my prayers. Don't worry about God not answering your prayers. because He promised to do so. If God said it, I believe it, and that settles it. He is so good to us, all the time. Glory!

LORD GOD: I come against this woman's hooha (As I am sure many have) in Your holy name. Incline Your Ear unto my request and let not Your mercy, yea, even Your Holy mercy, Lo, even Your Holy mercy of the Heavenly Father Jehovah, be far from our sister's naughty bulbous place, but rather let that mercy dwell there forever and ever. Amen and Amen.

NRL

[Submissive wife]

Re: New Here

500, Welcome to LBC. I don't mean to sound harsh but I strongly suspect you may be one of those feminazis because you can't follow simple instruction. This forum has easy introduction rules that you could not follow, (favorite Bible verse, how you were saved etc). I think it is quite obvious that your husband left you because you weren't obedient enough and he wasn't man enough to punish you. Bless you dear sister, I think you have some repenting to do.

LOVE, HONOR, OBEY.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: New Here

My husband abandoned me and my sons. he is going to hell. My favorite verse is Timothy 5:8, i think its quite fitting.

Hi. Welcome to the forum.

Why do you say that your husband is going to hell?