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  • Otto Pruefer
    Electrified for Jesus
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2014
    • 5
    #1

    Hello from Otto!

    Hallo Landover Baptist Church!

    My name is Otto Pruefer and I live in The Village of Golf in the State of Florida. I was born in Germany and made my engineering degree in Mainz. I go to church in the City of Delray Beach at West Park Baptist Church.

    My favorite bible verse is Job 28:26 because it talks about electricity in the form of lightning and my degree is electrical haha!

    I am not married and I do not have children. I have read many threads here and I know that God tells us to multiply but I would be happy to add!

    -Otto
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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22368
      #2
      Re: Hello from Otto!

      Welcome to God's favorite forum!

      How many Jews did your father kill for Jesus in the Second World War?
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453
          #3
          Re: Hello from Otto!

          Welcome Mr. Pruefer.
          While it breaks my heart that every female you have met is incapable of being your wife, I will pray that one day, an adequate one can be found to bear Jesus many fine sons.
          Tell me Otto (may I call you Otto? Terrific, thanks so much) what were you doing when Jesus touched you? In my own case I was by myself, reflecting on the majesty of life when He placed His hand on me, His Grip tugged on my soul. I experienced an eruption of His Thick Love encasing me with a warmth I'd never felt before.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Otto Pruefer
              Electrified for Jesus
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2014
              • 5
              #4
              Re: Hello from Otto!

              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
              Welcome to God's favorite forum!

              How many Jews did your father kill for Jesus in the Second World War?
              Hello Mr. Cranky!

              Haha! I do not believe that my father did any killing in the Second World War because he was born after the War. My Great-Grandfather was of the precise age for battle during this time but he owned a large sewing shop (this is still in my family) and they made uniforms for the Reich and so he did not see battlemaking.

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              Welcome Mr. Pruefer.
              While it breaks my heart that every female you have met is incapable of being your wife, I will pray that one day, an adequate one can be found to bear Jesus many fine sons.
              Tell me Otto (may I call you Otto? Terrific, thanks so much) what were you doing when Jesus touched you? In my own case I was by myself, reflecting on the majesty of life when He placed His hand on me, His Grip tugged on my soul. I experienced an eruption of His Thick Love encasing me with a warmth I'd never felt before.
              Hello Mr. Hutchins!

              Yes of course you may call me Otto it is my name! My friends call me Otti which is pronounced in American (yes I read the rules!) as ah-tee. I am afraid that I have not felt the Eruption of Jesus on me but I am new to Christianity so I must be patient.

              -Otto (or Otti!)

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453
                  #5
                  Re: Hello from Otto!

                  Originally posted by Otto Pruefer View Post
                  ...Hello Mr. Hutchins!

                  Yes of course you may call me Otto it is my name! My friends call me Otti which is pronounced in American (yes I read the rules!) as ah-tee. I am afraid that I have not felt the Eruption of Jesus on me but I am new to Christianity so I must be patient.

                  -Otto (or Otti!)
                  God will come unto to those that Service Him.

                  'Otti' (did I say it right?) you seem like a fine young man. Why did you leave your home land and come to America?
                  Was it because of the joos? Because there are lots of them in Florida too. They seem to either go there or isreal to die. The plus side is you can often buy low mileage used cars pretty cheap, if the smell does not bother you.
                  When you are with Jersus, what attribute do you find is most captivating? For me, it is always that gaze of His. It is like He can see right through me.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Naomi Ruth Lamb
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2013
                      • 999
                      #6
                      Re: Hello from Otto!

                      Brother Otto,

                      Welcome to our friendly forums. I started a message to you earlier, then realized I had spelled your first name backward, so I had to start again.

                      Like you, I am unwed, but married to my Jesus forever. Brother Hutchins and his usual picturesque speech made me think back to the day I surrendered my all to the loving touch of our LORD. As I prayed, I felt his warmth as He spoke to the cockles of my heart. Suddenly, a wave of joy gushed through the bowels of my being, and He came inside of me, changing me from the sinful Naomi Ruth to the forgiven Naomi Ruth. Truly, He is an amazing savior.

                      He continues to bless me daily as I serve Him with my entire soul. I am not sure why He desires me to go through life alone, but I do not question my GOD. He has a perfect plan that He may or may not choose to reveal to me as I follow Him blindly with His Word as my guide. He is sovereign, gracious, and omnipotent.

                      Do you enjoy pie? My hot, moist, delicious pie has been served to many Christian men and women over the years. Only our dear sister Daisy has a better pie than mine. You should taste both of our pies one day. I know it will be an amazing experience for you. In fact, I am opening a chain of restaurants soon; I just need to hire men to handle things that, being a woman and being weaker in mind, need a man to deal with so I don't ruin the business. I am of modest means (my net worth is under a billion dollars thanks to sale of Google stock and my current investment in Samsung and Microsoft), so I must be careful how the business is run.

                      Oh, my - I have rambled on and on like a banshee and for that I apologize to the men. I must now send a note to Mrs. Attilla, since I had to stop payment on some funds I sent her recently.

                      May our LORD and SAVIOR wrap His loving arms around you and bring you peace.

                      NRL
                      1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78555
                          #7
                          Re: Hello from Otto!

                          I don't like nazis. Especially blind ones.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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