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  • AmyGirl
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    • Mar 2014
    • 5

    #1

    Hello

    Hi everyone,

    My name is Amy, I am 18, and I am from Europe and attend a small baptist church near where i live. One of my favourite quotes from the Bible should be in my signature below.

    I am not married yet and live in a small town with my parents. Nice to meet you all.
    Romans 8:38-39
    For I am persuaded, that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor powers, nor things present, nor things to come,
    Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord.
  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #2
    Re: Hello

    Hello dear, and welcome to our forums! Why are you not married at such an important age? Why, you could have served Christ with a number of new souls by now. Is it because of where you live, or do you have some defect yourself? Perhaps we ladies can help you pretty yourself up a bit. Sister Naomi Ruth knows just how to pinch her cheeks just so to let the blood flow and bring color to the face without having to resort to whorish rouge. Tell me, how can we help you today?

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453

      #3
      Re: Hello

      Welcome Amy, when is the lucky day?
      Who is your father?
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2013
        • 1284

        #4
        Re: Hello

        Hello and welcome, Amy!

        Please tell us, how did you come to find Jesus? We would love to hear how you opened up to receive the fulness of Christ!

        Ephesians 4:13
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        I Kings 7:23

        And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

        New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

        Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

        Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

        Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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        • AmyGirl
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          • Mar 2014
          • 5

          #5
          Re: Hello

          Hello Mary nice to meet you,

          I have not dated any boys because my parent's will only allow me to date a Christian boy from our Church, but it`s a small Church with not many members, and I am shy too. I spend a lot of time at home helping my mum with housework. Thank you, I would appreciate advice.
          Romans 8:38-39
          For I am persuaded, that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor powers, nor things present, nor things to come,
          Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord.

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          • AmyGirl
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            • Mar 2014
            • 5

            #6
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD View Post
            Hello and welcome, Amy!

            Please tell us, how did you come to find Jesus? We would love to hear how you opened up to receive the fulness of Christ!

            Ephesians 4:13
            Hello Sir, thank you and nice to meet you.

            I have grown up as a Christian, my parents are Christian`s.
            Romans 8:38-39
            For I am persuaded, that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor powers, nor things present, nor things to come,
            Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord.

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            • Naomi Ruth Lamb
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2013
              • 999

              #7
              Re: Hello

              Darling Amy,

              Do not be deceived: we are not raised as Christians. The fact that an animal was raised in a barn does not make it a cow, or horse, or pig. No, it is that animal's identity that makes it so. God created it as such. However, since Eve decided to believe the words of the serpent and tasted of the fruit of the tree of knowledge, the rest of us are born as sinful, defiant creatures, removed from the forgiveness and grace that GOD wants to give us.

              You see, it is necessary for you to come. Open up your very being, and come. Jesus will come when you do - and you will feel the amazing release that only results from being one with Him. In the gospel of Matthew, our LORD bids us:

              Matthew 11:28 Come vnto me all yee that labour, and are heauy laden, and I will giue you rest.

              His rod and His staff will comfort you! I know, for I feel them daily. Our God is a great God. As I always say, when you take one step toward the Lord, he will take two steps toward you. He is truly good, all the time - and if God said it, I believe it, and that settles it.

              Won't you pray to JESUS now, and seek His forgiveness for arrogantly professing to be a Christian simply because you were born? If you don't, I fear for your soul, and will reluctantly wave to you as the flames of Hell engulf you.

              Cheerfully,
              Naomi Ruth
              1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
              Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
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              Locations in 50 States and Canada
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              Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #8
                Re: Hello

                Dear Amy,
                Do you consider England or the United Kingdom to be part of Europe?
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453

                  #9
                  Re: Hello

                  Amy, If your father loves you, he will assign a boy from the Church to court and marry you. Unless of course, he is ashamed and embarassed by you, then I could completely understand his desire not to shame himself by pushing you on a nice Christian family.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • AmyGirl
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                    • Mar 2014
                    • 5

                    #10
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                    Amy, If your father loves you, he will assign a boy from the Church to court and marry you. Unless of course, he is ashamed and embarassed by you, then I could completely understand his desire not to shame himself by pushing you on a nice Christian family.
                    Hi Sir, thank you for welcoming me earlier in the thread, nice to meet you.

                    My father wouldn`t be able to do that, and with only about 100 members at our church and most of them are married and/or much older than I am. I am the youngest woman in the baking group too.
                    Romans 8:38-39
                    For I am persuaded, that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor powers, nor things present, nor things to come,
                    Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord.

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                    • AmyGirl
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                      • Mar 2014
                      • 5

                      #11
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                      Dear Amy,
                      Do you consider England or the United Kingdom to be part of Europe?
                      Hello Sir, nice to meet you.

                      Yes I do consider us part of Europe. I live in the Midlands in England in a small town.
                      Romans 8:38-39
                      For I am persuaded, that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor powers, nor things present, nor things to come,
                      Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord.

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                      • Mother Of Seven
                        True Christian™ with a quiverful
                        • Jan 2014
                        • 2243

                        #12
                        Re: Hello

                        Amy, you are doing the right thing by joining this forum. Who knows, you may even find the man of your dreams right here! Best of luck

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78553

                          #13
                          Re: Hello

                          If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

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                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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