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  • Naomi Ruth Lamb
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2013
    • 999

    #16
    Re: I am Dipper Man.

    Men can be such silly creatures, can't they, Sister Mary?


    I believe the important thing to remember is that the LORD wants us to care for our bodies as His temple. If we have discovered the negative effects of tobacco, it is surely our responsibility to shun it in ALL its forms.


    No one gets my pie if he has any kind of tobacco usage. I pray for those whose minds have been corrupted by interpreting scripture for their own private wishes, for such is condemned by our LORD.


    Glory and praise to Him,
    NRL
    1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
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    • Chewer
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Mar 2014
      • 121

      #17
      Re: I am Dipper Man.

      Originally posted by Orem Festus Jr. View Post
      Boy,i reckon you might wanto change your signature to

      Copenhagen is devil spoor

      To avoid gettin your ass whupped by someone less understandin than me
      Thanks for pointing that out Orem want thinking about that!

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      • Orem Festus Jr.
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Mar 2014
        • 50

        #18
        Re: I am Dipper Man.

        Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
        Men can be such silly creatures, can't they, Sister Mary?


        I believe the important thing to remember is that the LORD wants us to care for our bodies as His temple. If we have discovered the negative effects of tobacco, it is surely our responsibility to shun it in ALL its forms.


        No one gets my pie if he has any kind of tobacco usage. I pray for those whose minds have been corrupted by interpreting scripture for their own private wishes, for such is condemned by our LORD.

        Glory and praise to Him,
        NRL
        What kinda pie you got?
        The wife gots a mean pie,but i reckon more often than not i end up gaggin on a hair
        Proverbs 23:8 The morsel which thou hast eaten shalt thou vomit up, and lose thy sweet words.

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        • Chewer
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Mar 2014
          • 121

          #19
          Re: I am Dipper Man.

          Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
          Men can be such silly creatures, can't they, Sister Mary?


          I believe the important thing to remember is that the LORD wants us to care for our bodies as His temple. If we have discovered the negative effects of tobacco, it is surely our responsibility to shun it in ALL its forms.


          No one gets my pie if he has any kind of tobacco usage. I pray for those whose minds have been corrupted by interpreting scripture for their own private wishes, for such is condemned by our LORD.


          Glory and praise to Him,
          NRL
          Enough clucking. Get back to the kitchen. 1 Timothy 2:12 "But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence"

          The so called negative effects were found by science. We all know science is an evil scam made by Atheists to try to steer us out of the herd.

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23775

            #20
            Re: I am Dipper Man.

            Originally posted by Dipper Man View Post
            Enough clucking. Get back to the kitchen. 1 Timothy 2:12 "But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence"

            The so called negative effects were found by science. We all know science is an evil scam made by Atheists to try to steer us out of the herd.
            Pray tell, how was my dear Sister in Christ™ "usurping authority" over a man by making a comment to another woman? Do you have some authority regarding pies that conflicts with her personal knowledge? Are you some kind of pie professional, or are you simply one of those people who criticize from afar without the benefit of actual experience?
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • TaraAnne
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Jan 2010
              • 180

              #21
              Re: I am Dipper Man.

              Mr. Dipper,

              I would like to point out that you promised the good Pastor you would not start any trouble or tell a lie! This all of about ten post to break. Sister Lamb is a True Christian and lets be honest she is your better. I think it would go along way to be a polite and apologies.

              You have already sinned once dipping the slant dirt! Then tell a lie to Pastor Ezekiel What would your mother say about this?

              John 1:9 - If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us [our] sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness. John 1:9
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              Charter Member Pearland, Texas

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              • Orem Festus Jr.
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Mar 2014
                • 50

                #22
                Re: I am Dipper Man.

                You sure do got a purty mouth miss taranne. Is them teeth reel? Found a pair of dentures in a urinal one time,rinsed em off and gave em to the wife who is just about plumb out of teeth on account of me knocken em all out. Didnt fit quite right but now she can eat corn on the cob again.you lookin for a man? My boy Wheezer is almost of age being roundabout 12 now and is lookin for a woman to take to wife.i reckon you and ol Wheezer would make a fine pair,hes a little bit slow as well. You got child bearin hips tho?
                Proverbs 23:8 The morsel which thou hast eaten shalt thou vomit up, and lose thy sweet words.

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                • Mother Of Seven
                  True Christian™ with a quiverful
                  • Jan 2014
                  • 2243

                  #23
                  Re: I am Dipper Man.

                  Orem, I know that Sister Naomi is pretty desperate for a husband, as she's 23. Do you think that would faze Wheezer? It could be a match made in heaven.

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                  • Chewer
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Mar 2014
                    • 121

                    #24
                    Re: I am Dipper Man.

                    Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
                    Men can be such silly creatures, can't they, Sister Mary?


                    I believe the important thing to remember is that the LORD wants us to care for our bodies as His temple. If we have discovered the negative effects of tobacco, it is surely our responsibility to shun it in ALL its forms.


                    No one gets my pie if he has any kind of tobacco usage. I pray for those whose minds have been corrupted by interpreting scripture for their own private wishes, for such is condemned by our LORD.


                    Glory and praise to Him,
                    NRL
                    Naomi I been prayin, and Jesus told me I ought apologize. I am sorry for speakin down to a True Christian lady. Wont happen again mrs. That pie sounds yummy though. What kinda pie you got?

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                    • TaraAnne
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 180

                      #25
                      Re: I am Dipper Man.

                      Dipper,

                      I am so very proud of you!!
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                      Charter Member Pearland, Texas

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                      • Chewer
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Mar 2014
                        • 121

                        #26
                        Re: I am Dipper Man.

                        Originally posted by TaraAnne View Post
                        Dipper,

                        I am so very proud of you!!
                        Thank you Tara. This is all part of my walk with Christ, and making myself better.

                        Mark 10:18 "And Jesus said unto him, Why callest thou me good? there is none good but one, that is, God."

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                        • Russell Holbeck
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2012
                          • 735

                          #27
                          Re: I am Dipper Man.

                          Hello Dipper Man.

                          I used to chew tobacco I got it in plug form it was called Bull Of The Woods but I had to quit because my wife did not want to kiss me. She is dead now but I do not see it for sale when I go to the store.

                          My neighbor down the street used to dip Skoal tobacco but last year they removed his lower jaw and now he looks like a frog so I nicknamed him Kermit he does not like that.

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                          Thank you.

                          Rusty
                          Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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                          • Orem Festus Jr.
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Mar 2014
                            • 50

                            #28
                            Re: I am Dipper Man.

                            Originally posted by Mother Of Seven View Post
                            Orem, I know that Sister Naomi is pretty desperate for a husband, as she's 23. Do you think that would faze Wheezer? It could be a match made in heaven.
                            Miss i got me an infarction for tryin to get ol wheezer a date. But lets just say wheezer aint too picky he will take what he can git.
                            Proverbs 23:8 The morsel which thou hast eaten shalt thou vomit up, and lose thy sweet words.

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                            • Mother Of Seven
                              True Christian™ with a quiverful
                              • Jan 2014
                              • 2243

                              #29
                              Re: I am Dipper Man.

                              A well-endowed toy-boy! What more could a dried up old spinster want?

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                              • Chewer
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Mar 2014
                                • 121

                                #30
                                Re: I am Dipper Man.

                                Originally posted by Russell Holbeck View Post
                                Hello Dipper Man.

                                I used to chew tobacco I got it in plug form it was called Bull Of The Woods but I had to quit because my wife did not want to kiss me. She is dead now but I do not see it for sale when I go to the store.

                                My neighbor down the street used to dip Skoal tobacco but last year they removed his lower jaw and now he looks like a frog so I nicknamed him Kermit he does not like that.

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                                Thank you.

                                Rusty
                                My gran pappy used to chew him some ol Bull of the woods. Ise never tried the plug I prefer the Redman even though its got a stinky indian on the packaging. I know a feller too who had his jaw taken off. I think I ought call him kermit now if you don't mind me doin so Rusty. Sorry to hear bout your wife.

                                Job 1:21 "And said, Naked came I out of my mother's womb, and naked shall I return thither: the Lord gave, and the Lord hath taken away; blessed be the name of the Lord."

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