I am Dipper Man.

[Chewer]

Howdy, my fellow Godly Christian good ol country folk! I'm 29 years of age, and father to 3 GODLY young soldiers of Christ almighty. My lovely wife Jane was faithful enough to make sure they didn't come out as girls. My name is Dipper Man, because I love a good Godly pinch of Copenhagen with a red solo cup. My favorite bible verse is Proverbs 3:5 "Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding."

I like Proverbs 3:5, because when I was a rebellious sinning 13 year old my father sat me down. (after a good Godly beating), and read me Proverbs 3:5. It returned me to the herd. For me it is the most inspirational verse. I am happy to have found some good ol Godly folk on the dastardly interwebs.
Yours in Christ

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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[Chewer]

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Praise Jesus and welcome to God's favorite forum. Please tell us about your church and you pastor. I might know him.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

Howdy, Pastor Ezekiel. Thank you for your warm welcomes. Praise Christ. I attend Eastmont Baptist Church. Pastor Northcutt is the name of my pastor. One of the best pastors I have ever known.

I will be sure to not squander my time here, and do foolish things Pastor you have my word, and I am incapable of telling a lie Pastor Ezekiel (Exodus 20:16).

[Orem Festus Jr.]

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i reckon only faggers and little girls chews copenhagen

Real men chews Skoal

but to each his own i reckon

[Chewer]

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i reckon only faggers and little girls chews copenhagen

Real men chews Skoal

but to each his own i reckon

I am by no means a homosexual… For your information I use both. 80% of the time its Copenhagen, but the occasional tin of Mint Skoal is a nice change of pace.

[Orem Festus Jr.]

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I am by no means a homosexual… For your information I use both. 80% of the time its Copenhagen, but the occasional tin of Mint Skoal is a nice change of pace.

You mean to tell me your one of them bisectuals???? I reckon that mint skoal might take.the edge off the weiner breath but i would stick with straight skoal long cut

[Chewer]

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You mean to tell me your one of them bisectuals???? I reckon that mint skoal might take.the edge off the weiner breath but i would stick with straight skoal long cut

Not a bisexual either Orem… Whats wrong with enjoying 2 different kinds of chew/snuff?

Genesis 1:29 "And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.

Notice the words "Every herb". Skoal, Grizzly, Copenhagen, Kodiak, etc. All of the chews, and dips are meant to be consumed. Thats how i interpret it at least friend.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Not a bisexual either Orem… Whats wrong with enjoying 2 different kinds of chew/snuff?

Genesis 1:29 "And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.

Notice the words "Every herb". Skoal, Grizzly, Copenhagen, Kodiak, etc. All of the chews, and dips are meant to be consumed. Thats how i interpret it at least friend.

Is there something wrong with American tobacco? What do you have against America? God loves America, and tells us so in many ways.

[Chewer]

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Is there something wrong with American tobacco? What do you have against America? God loves America, and tells us so in many ways.

Copenhagen, and Skoal are 100% American grown Mrs.Etheldreda.

[Orem Festus Jr.]

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Copenhagen, and Skoal are 100% American grown Mrs.Etheldreda.

Son,we all knows copenhagen is made by chinese commie zipperheads by soaking recyculed cigar butts in slant piss and saki then irradiating it in there factorys and sendin it to the ol good U S of A to be chawled by innocent school girls, tho faggers have taken a shine to it as well I reckon. I urge you to throw out the devils chew son

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Son,we all knows copenhagen is made by chinese commie zipperheads by soaking recyculed cigar butts in slant piss and saki then irradiating it in there factorys and sendin it to the ol good U S of A to be chawled by innocent school girls, tho faggers have taken a shine to it as well I reckon. I urge you to throw out the devils chew son

And then named after a city that not only worships Satan by encouraging lascivious behavior (Galatians 5:19), but requires men to be available "butt-buddies" for other men.



O come Lord Jesus.

[Orem Festus Jr.]

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And then named after a city that not only worships Satan by encouraging lascivious behavior (Galatians 5:19), but requires men to be available "butt-buddies" for other men.



O come Lord Jesus.

Copenhagen is the New Sodom for sure,and may our good Lord rain down fire and death upon it.Now the swedes and the chinks have conspired to taint Americas snuff suply and turn our youngins into sissyboys.how much can a feller take? To war I says!

[Chewer]

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Son,we all knows copenhagen is made by chinese commie zipperheads by soaking recyculed cigar butts in slant piss and saki then irradiating it in there factorys and sendin it to the ol good U S of A to be chawled by innocent school girls, tho faggers have taken a shine to it as well I reckon. I urge you to throw out the devils chew son

I never knew that Orem. I repent my sins of Copenhagen. I will now only chew a Godly Skoal. The negro at the Gas station assured me it was 100% American. Another sin of mine. Trusting a negro. I burnt up my Copenhagen today, and went out, and bought a can of Skoal.

[Orem Festus Jr.]

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I never knew that Orem. I repent my sins of Copenhagen. I will now only chew a Godly Skoal. The negro at the Gas station assured me it was 100% American. Another sin of mine. Trusting a negro. I burnt up my Copenhagen today, and went out, and bought a can of Skoal.

Good job,son. I reckon you should drag that darkie behind your rig with a chain for a mite while. Then nex time it might think twice before pushing the demon chawl on a white man

[Orem Festus Jr.]

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Boy,i reckon you might wanto change your signature to

Copenhagen is devil spoor

To avoid gettin your ass whupped by someone less understandin than me