[profit]

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You can't tell who is or who is not following the bible on a forum. I follow Jesus Christ and He's not here!

You guys are making a wonder name for the Lord!

I'll post this on my website too!

Landover Baptist Shutdown
By Jim Carlson and OBJECTIVE: Ministries staff
Our Purpose:

The Internet was created by the United States of America - a Christian nation [ref. 1, 2, 3] - and should not be used to spread anti-Christian, secular, or non-Christian propaganda and hatespeech. This is our Internet, and we should exercise our position as its owners and as the guardians of civilization to stop its misuse.

“It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists but by Christians, not on religions, but on the gospel of Jesus Christ.”

- Patrick Henry, American Patriot
“Done in Convention by the Unanimous Consent of the States present the Seventeenth Day of September in the Year of our Lord [i.e. Jesus Christ] one thousand seven hundred and Eighty seven and of the Independence of the United States of America the Twelfth In Witness whereof We have hereunto subscribed our Names...”

- Article VII, US Constitution
For this reason, this website was created to try and stop one of the more vile and dangerous misuses of the Internet: using it to mock Our Lord Jesus Christ, His teachings, and His followers. And one site in particular stands out in need of stoppage: Landover Baptist.

WARNING: Should not be viewed by anyone under 21
Landover Baptist claims to be a church. Moreover, they claim to be the only church in America that understands the Bible! In fact, neither is true.

Landover Baptist is a fraud. A joke. Their true purpose is not to spread the Gospel of our Lord, but to trick people - especially those who have not received the Word and Salvation or have been programmed by secular culture to distrust Christianity - into believing that Christianity is evil and rejecting it.

For this blasphemous atrocity, the Landover Baptist website must be removed from our Internet.

“Woe unto them that call evil good,
and good evil; that put darkness for light,
and light for darkness; that put bitter for
sweet, and sweet for bitter!”
(Isaiah 5:20)

BEWARE OF IMPERSONATORS!
Due to our recent successes in working towards the inevitable shutdown of the Landover site, certain elements in the anti-Christian movement have decided to launch a character assassination campaign against Jim Carlson and other OBJECTIVE: Ministries members. This campaign is being waged in the Landover guestbook, as well as forums on third party websites, and consists of impersonated messages involving all manner of obscenities. This is the sort of villainy that we have come to expect from the goons behind Landover.
Any message you read claiming to be from Jim Carlson or any other OBJECTIVE: Ministries member that contains vulgarities, sexual innuendo, bad poetry, or other un-Christian sentiments is to be considered a FRAUD and ignored. If you are the owner of a forum which has been drawn into this anti-Christian campaign, please delete those fake messages and forward the poster's IP number to our legal team.

We apologize for any misunderstandings that this unfortunate turn of events has caused.
Yours in Christ,
OBJECTIVE: Ministries
Link to this.
About "Landover Baptist":

Chris Harper: His dark, hollow eyes bespeak the emptiness of his Soul
Chris Harper shortly after expulsion from Liberty University for anti-Christian hate crimes.

Landover Baptist is run by an organization that calls itself - no doubt in gleeful mockery of Our Lord - Americhrist Ltd. Its leader is a shadowy figure named Chris Harper who apparently has a history of anti-Christian bigotry. Although Landover Baptist claims to own vast properties and have thousands of members, in reality it exists only on the Internet and it's membership is quite small.

Their modus operandi is simple: post articles that take good Christian values and twist them - beyond recognition - such that they look arrogant, hateful, or just idiotic. To this they add a continuous mockery of The Lord and Salvation, such as portraying Jesus Christ as the captain of a decadent cruise ship or offering a free cellphone as a reward for those who become saved - demeaning the value of Salvation to that of some material trinket!

Landover Baptist also targets our youth. They regularly do articles about some pop-culture entertainment that has a loyal teen or preteen following (such as the singing group In Sync, who are in fact Christians) that contain intentional lies and slanders designed specifically to cause those youthful and naive fans to consider the authors of the articles to be either idiots or evil or both - and they do this in the appropriated name of our Lord! This predictably causes the fans to come to the site (Landover's followers make sure to notify fans of the atrocity by placing forged announcements on their fansite message boards); view the many inappropriate, hate-filled articles; and come away infected with anti-Christian propaganda.

All of this has the result of replacing, in the minds of hapless non-Christian visitors, the teachings of Our Lord with the false and purposely distasteful teachings of Chris Harper and his band of hatemongers. Those who do not end up rejecting Christianity because of this site will end up accepting evil lies in Christianity's place. Either way, the devil wins.

Furthermore, it is clear that they do not want people to know their true goals. For example, their guestbook is set to asterisk-out words like "joke", "satire", "parody", "anti-christian", and - most tellingly - "Satan" so that any Christian who tries to inform naive visitors of the truth ends up sounding like a foul-mouthed, raving loon. They also filter out "Americhrist", obviously to keep their connections to Atheist militants a secret!

NEWS FLASH! If you had any doubts as to the affiliation of the creator of Landover Baptist check out this link which shows pictures from an Atheist convention that "Reverend" Chris Harper was a key speaker at with other anti-Christian blackguards such as Douglas Adams and Dave "Mephistopheles" Kong!

Take Action:

Our cause is in its infancy and we are still growing. So far we have a membership of over 100 concerned and motivated Christians who are willing to do whatever it takes to shut down Landover, but we still need your help. Please take the time to join our cause and show the world that intolerance and hatred towards Christianity will be met with determined resistance!

If you have any more information that can help us in our cause or wish to join, you may contact OBJECTIVE: Landover Baptist Shutdown at:

jimcarlson@objectiveministries.org
Things we can do:
Prayer. It is our best weapon against the anti-Christian forces. We must pray not only that the Lord will intervene on behalf of the unsaved who are being damaged by Americhrist Ltd., but also for the souls of those same unsaved. Furthermore, we must pray that Chris Harper and his fellow hatemongers will themselves be saved and cease in their evil actions.

Contact the webhost of Landover Baptist and inform them of what they are hosting. Clearly they are unaware of the contents of this site, or else it would have been deleted. If the webhost is part of the anti-Christian agenda, then we must contact any other of their service providers - including the phone company, domain name service, etc. - that are unknowingly being used to further hatred and inform them of Americhrist Ltd.'s true intentions.
Next, we should bring the site to the attention of the makers of Internet filtering and blocking software. Ultimately, Landover Baptist is much more dangerous than any pornography site since it leads people to reject their only hope for salvation!

Petitions!
If none of this works, we must inform the authorities of this obvious instance of anti-Christian hate crime, which is illegal in most areas. If it isn't illegal, we must pressure our congressmen to make it so!

Also, you should inform the pastor of your church so that he may inform the congregation, allowing our grass-roots campaign to grow. Chris Harper and his cowardly supporters are no match for the determined will of good Christians when they join together for a righteous cause!
Complaints can be sent to Americhrist Ltd. (though I doubt they will respond) at:

Americhrist Ltd.
PMB #252
P.O. Box 1000
Merrifield, VA 22116-1000

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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In a PM James Hutchins said,



You're the one who needs prayer. You and the forum have a diabolic attitude toward people that are black, Catholic, Democrats, women, midgets, etc. look at the list of topics under any category. the word HATE is everywhere.

You need prayer and repentance.
You people call this place 'a church?'

Trust ye not in lying words, saying, The temple of the LORD, The temple of the LORD, The temple of the LORD, are these.

For if ye throughly amend your ways and your doings; if ye throughly execute judgment between a man and his neighbour;

Behold, ye trust in lying words, that cannot profit.

Will ye steal, murder, and commit adultery, and swear falsely, and burn incense unto Baal, and walk after other gods whom ye know not.

And come and stand before me in this house, which is called by my name, and say, We are delivered to do all these abominations?

You purport to following the Bible but you seem to only follow the bits that you like

I suppose next you will be trying to tell us that Jesus does not want queers dead

You put your personal views before Jesus and it makes me sick

It's people like you who dilute the Glory that is Jesus' words with their own personal philiosphy Where do you get off pushing people away from the conditional love of Christ?

He died temporarily died for YOUR sins! It's disgusting the way you vomit His temporary Sacrifice® back at Him. People like you are spraying hot golden streams of urinal fluid into the crying face of baby Jesus. You disgust me and I feel sick even talking to you!

All the best.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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here's averse for you...
That the hypocrite reign not, lest the people be ensnared.....

You're mistaken, dear. Mayor Johny Joe Hold is a freely elected representative of this town. He does not "reign" in Freehold, Christ does.

The topics in every category of this forum proves it's not Christian. There are no topics that mention the cross or repentance, and very few if any studies of God's Word at all.

Our forums are quite extensive. Perhaps you've missed some of these sermons regarding the Cross or Repentance. Here is a short list for you to begin:

The 67 deadly sins of the New Testament

Jesus Did NOT Die For Everyone's Sins!

No salvation without the Law

The Top 10 Reasons to Believe in the Resurrection of Jesus

A Loving God Would Not Send Billions of People to Hell, Would He?


Specific studies of God's Word can be found here:

Bible in a Year

Favorite Bible Verses

Teaching His Word

Topics from your most illustrious members like...

Are We Allowed to Kill Fags on the Sabbath?
Are Midgets Evil Demons?
Gang-Rape as God's Solution.

People want to know these things. The loving thing to do is expose them to the Truth - share with them what the Bible says about these important questions.

Then you have idiots like pastor Ezekiel who say's,

"There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!"

I can assure you there are no ramps in God's favorite church.

I hope that helps.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Here 2 hours I'm done

In a PM James Hutchins said,



You're the one who needs prayer. You and the forum have a diabolic attitude toward people that are black, Catholic, Democrats, women, midgets, etc. look at the list of topics under any category. the word HATE is everywhere.

You need prayer and repentance.
You people call this place 'a church?'

Trust ye not in lying words, saying, The temple of the LORD, The temple of the LORD, The temple of the LORD, are these.

For if ye throughly amend your ways and your doings; if ye throughly execute judgment between a man and his neighbour;

Behold, ye trust in lying words, that cannot profit.

Will ye steal, murder, and commit adultery, and swear falsely, and burn incense unto Baal, and walk after other gods whom ye know not.

And come and stand before me in this house, which is called by my name, and say, We are delivered to do all these abominations?

Thank you friend, I appreciate your prayers for my Salvation(r).
However, I'd be more comfortable if you actually used the Bible instead of blurbs from some gum wrapper.

Our Church is located in Freehold. This is merely a web presence where like minded, good decent Christians can share the True Meaning of the Bible.

I am also (as others have mentioned) a bit concerned with your obsession over 'profit'. Care to explain?

[profit]

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In a PM James Hutchins said,

I am praying for you friend, despite your hatred of your fellow man. God tells me to reach out to all and especially the ones who venomously use His name in hate.

You're the one who needs prayer. You and the forum have a diabolic attitude toward people that are black, Catholic, Democrats, women, midgets, etc. look at the list of topics under any category. the word HATE is everywhere.

You need prayer and repentance.
You people call this place 'a church?'

Trust ye not in lying words, saying, The temple of the LORD, The temple of the LORD, The temple of the LORD, are these.

For if ye throughly amend your ways and your doings; if ye throughly execute judgment between a man and his neighbour;

Behold, ye trust in lying words, that cannot profit.

Will ye steal, murder, and commit adultery, and swear falsely, and burn incense unto Baal, and walk after other gods whom ye know not.

And come and stand before me in this house, which is called by my name, and say, We are delivered to do all these abominations?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Here 2 hours I'm done

FFB,

I'm not an atheist. I'm a Christian. The people on this forum do not express the true values of CHRIST JESUS! I can understand why people would avoid God like the plague for the things that are promoted here by Satan's servants.

THIS IS NOT A CHRISTIAN FORUM. IT'S A DIABOLIC ONE AND SATAN IS IT'S MASTER.

Sorry friend, you are not a Christian. But I wish you were. To be a Christian, you have to follow Gods Word in the Bible. You do not, you spread hate.

[James Hutchins]

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here's... tl;dr... a rogue.

Wow, are you on the drugs? I mean no offense but you make no sense. You remind me of one of those Tennesse boys that have been in the mountains too long.

Friend, we want to reach out to you and have Jesus touch you where you need it but I can only do that if you open up.

Tell me friend, have you read a Bible? A real Bible and not some words scrawled on a wall?

[profit]

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As one atheist to another I can tell you these Bapwits will never change. They follow the bible to the letter and don't let western morality get in the way of following god exactly as they are commanded to.

They don't seem to realise that the god in the bible is a really mean spirited psychopath: that's why I'm an atheist.

The god described in the bible (and therfore Jesus) is too much of a bastard for my liking.

FFB,

I'm not an atheist. I'm a Christian. The people on this forum do not express the true values of CHRIST JESUS! I can understand why people would avoid God like the plague for the things that are promoted here by Satan's servants.

THIS IS NOT A CHRISTIAN FORUM. IT'S A DIABOLIC ONE AND SATAN IS IT'S MASTER.

[profit]

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here's averse for you...
That the hypocrite reign not, lest the people be ensnared.....


There's no doubt in my mind that this place is full of non-Christian diabolic white supremacist. You people accuse others of the very things you are all guilty of. And you take it a step further and expose your hypocrisy.

The topics in every category of this forum proves it's not Christian. There are no topics that mention the cross or repentance, and very few if any studies of God's Word at all.

Topics from your most illustrious members like...

Are We Allowed to Kill Fags on the Sabbath?
Are Midgets Evil Demons?
Gang-Rape as God's Solution.

Then you have idiots like pastor Ezekiel who say's,

"There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!"

Then you have idiots like pastor Ed Lowlife who says,
"Attention Eco-Losers: Jesus DOES NOT APPROVE of Your Trying to Save His Planet!"

Then you have idiots like T.C. Patridiot who says, "God hates blind people,"

And Pastor Ezekiels, "God hates cripples." OR

"vegetarianism =Satanism. OR...

"Women are property of men, just like donkeys!"

And a host of people who agree with these demonic intellectual idiots!

You people think too much like radical Muslims!

Then....

"Jesus hates your mother"

I Can't WAIT to Watch Sinners Burn in Hell!

And another from one of the biggest pieces of junk on the forum....
Pastor ezekiels,

"Do You Hate Your Mother As Much As Jesus Did?"

This forum is a sinful disgrace to everything that is called 'Christian.'

The forum is full of counterfeit members that don't exist like.....

Father Thomas Martin
Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer

Here's a verse....SPECIAL just for you...

The vile person shall be no more called liberal, nor the churl said to be bountiful.

For the vile person will speak villany, and his heart will work iniquity, to practise hypocrisy, and to utter error against the Lord, to make empty the soul of the hungry, and he will cause the drink of the thirsty to fail.

The instruments also of the churl are evil: he deviseth wicked devices to destroy the poor with lying words, even when the needy speaketh right.

But the liberal deviseth liberal things; and by liberal things shall he stand.

A "churl" is a scoundrel.

That word perfectly describes you people...

a dishonest or unscrupulous person; a rogue.

[ExGay Alex]

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Once again I would politely ask you to show where a True Christian™ has misquoted the Bible(KJV1611).

Yours in Christ.

I second that. "profit" seems to hate it most when we quote Scripture. I noticed that he doesn't have a single Bible verse to offer us that would support his position.

Sad, really. These liberal false Christians get a pre-conceived and totally un-Biblical version of Christianity and then get all bent out of shape when someone actually shows them a TRUE Christianity from the Holy Bible its very self.

[James Hutchins]

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As one atheist to another I can tell you these Bapwits will never change. They follow the bible to the letter and don't let western morality get in the way of following god exactly as they are commanded to.

They don't seem to realise that the god in the bible is a really mean spirited psychopath: that's why I'm an atheist.

The god described in the bible (and therfore Jesus) is too much of a bastard for my liking.

Typical. You foul queers always have to throw an insult at decent people.

Friend, just because you made a choice in life to be Homosexualistic, does not mean you have to be mean to those that have choosen to love God and do as He demands.


yat am I not suprised you two are 'pal-ing up'.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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I really hope this young lady can learn to control her anger at the words of Jesus.

James 1:19-20 Wherefore, my beloved brethren, let every man be swift to hear, slow to speak, slow to wrath: For the wrath of man worketh not the righteousness of God.

YIC

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Don't let your heart go out to me. Pay attention to your own destiny.

My destiny is assured. My Salvation is guaranteed! I am a Daughter of the King (2 Corinthians 6:18), an heir with Christ (Romans 8:17)! Why, you might say I'm Jesus' little sister, and He watches over me and loves me and blesses me!

The word of God expresses opposition to people who are arrogant, hateful, prejudiced, hypocritical bigots like yourself. And you call yourselves 'CHRISTIAN.'

That's not possible, dear. We only rely on and share God's Word here, and God doesn't express opposition to His Own Word.

[Basilissa]

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Don't call me friend you hypocrite! You and the others follow Satan. You must have learned that hypocrisy from your mentor Satan! Or maybe in prison which you're already in. You're a demonic piece of junk just like all the other hypocrites here!

Would somebody please ban me so that I don't have to be around a bunch of DEMONS portraying themselves as Christians!

Hi sweetie. I see that you are an angry person. I hope you are not planning to shoot some innocent kids at some random school.

I see you did no answer Brother Alphonse's question about your username, so I'll allow myself to reiterate: does your username mean that you want to sell us something? What kind of a profit do you want to make?

I have to warn you, this is a place of worship, and does not like people making profit in places of worship:

Matthew 21:12-13
12 And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves,
13 And said unto them, It is written, My house shall be called the house of prayer; but ye have made it a den of thieves.


Mr. Profit, why do you want to make this Holy place into a den of thieves?

[James Hutchins]

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Don't call me friend you hypocrite! You and the others follow Satan. You must have learned that hypocrisy from your mentor Satan! Or maybe in prison which you're already in. You're a demonic piece of junk just like all the other hypocrites here!

Would somebody please ban me so that I don't have to be around a bunch of DEMONS portraying themselves as Christians!

Sorry friend, I do not have the seething hate that you demonstrate. Notice the word 'demon' in 'demonstrate. Coincidence... or conspiracy?

No friend, I will care about your tormented soul no matter how much vitriol you spit at me. You see friend, I am a True Christian™ and you are not. God sees your behavior and will damn you for all eternity to Hell . Is that really what you want?


You can call me a hypocrite until the cows come home. I actually follow Gods Word. You do not.
John 3:15 That whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have eternal life.

Ephesians 4:30 And grieve not the holy Spirit of God, whereby ye are sealed unto the day of redemption.

2nd Corinthians 1:22 Who hath also sealed us, and given the earnest of the Spirit in our hearts.

2nd Timothy 2:13 If we believe not, yet he abideth faithful: he cannot deny himself.

John 10:28 And I give unto them eternal life; and they shall never perish, neither shall any man pluck them out of my hand.
John 10:29 My Father, which gave them me, is greater than all; and no man is able to pluck them out of my Father's hand.

Romans 8:38 For I am persuaded, that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor powers, nor things present, nor things to come,
Romans 8:39 Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord.

Romans 11:29 For the gifts and calling of God are without repentance.

Philippians 1:6 Being confident of this very thing, that he which hath begun a good work in you will perform it until the day of Jesus Christ:

1st Peter 1:5 Who are kept by the power of God through faith unto salvation ready to be revealed in the last time.

Jude 1:24 Now unto him that is able to keep you from falling, and to present you faultless before the presence of his glory with exceeding joy,