[JustGotSaved]

Re: Here 2 hours I'm dumb

I probably preached my first sermon while you were still learning how to use a toilet.....which isn't a bad place for this forum!

Didn't you say that already, Pal?

By the way, as an experienced Pastor and also being much older than members of God's Favorite Forum, I'd think you'd care enough and try to not embarrass yourself making spelling and grammar errors as you've done throughout this thread.

[A Follower]

Re: Here 2 hours I'm dumb

I saw mr. Profit ask several times about the "No ramps at God's favorite church"-topic. Mr. Profit, why did God Himself say that the lame should not approach Him? Any sort of cripple or gimp approaching His sanctuaries profanes God. Any paraplegic attempting to offer bread to the Lord commits an evil sin, by our Lord's own words. They can eat of the bread, but they cannot approach God or His sanctuaries.

Leviticus 21:16-23 : has God Himself saying right that.

Why do you think your opinion on the lame counts for more than God's opinion? Where is your FAITH? The faith that tells you God knows what's best! The faith that tells you that everything God does is for the greater good! Where is it?!

Romans 8:28 : explains exactly that everything God does is for the greater good of Christians, if that includes banning cripples from church, than He has a reason for that. One you don't understand, but He does.

Stop hating God for being God, or finally admit you're a follower of Satan, because there is no way you can call yourself a follower of Lord Jesus without being a hypocrit, without lying to yourself, without imaging yourself to be greater than God, without shitting on His every word.

You do all of those. We don't. We actually listen when He has something to say. Why don't you try listening to God for once instead of the whispers of the serpent?

[TaraAnne]

Re: Here 2 hours I'm dumb

We are all upset, dear, but I am particularly concerned about your emotional state because you are not only young, but also young in your faith.

I would like to speak with you personally ASAP so I can make sure you're alright. Please send me your Skype address via personal messaging as soon as you see this.

Mr. Faith Machine,

While I would love to you know I cannot contact a True Christian. Thank you so much for the compliment. I am actually quite a bit older than I look . I do not want to offend the Pastors by contacting you. A widowed woman contacting a man would not be good for me and I am sure I would be punished.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Here 2 hours I'm dumb

I am so upset!

We are all upset, dear, but I am particularly concerned about your emotional state because you are not only young, but also young in your faith.

I would like to speak with you personally ASAP so I can make sure you're alright. Please send me your Skype address via personal messaging as soon as you see this.

[TaraAnne]

Re: Here 2 hours I'm dumb

Profit,

I am so upset!I come home after spreading the word of God to the sinners and I find this?? You have been very hateful to many wonderful God loving people today. I am sure if you looked in a mirror right now it would crack.
I am sorry but we follow the word of God to a T, His words are not up for debate. We do not take votes on which of His teaching to follow, we do not pick and choose.

Now maybe that went on at your "Church" when you were a "Pastor", but not here. I find it hard to believe a man with so much hate was a Pastor.

Good day

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Here 2 hours I'm dumb

So you are a Christian but you skipped the "love your neighbor" part? Then you are just as bad as the Christians who live on this forum...

SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH, YOU LITTLE SLUT!

Somebody please give me this tart's Skype address so I can personally show her how a good Christian gentleman treats a woman of her ilk.

[Dutch Girl]

Re: Here 2 hours I'm dumb

Stop this phony stuff of calling me friend. I'm NOT your friend.

So you are a Christian but you skipped the "love your neighbor" part? Then you are just as bad as the Christians who live on this forum...

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Here 2 hours I'm dumb

Good point. Maybe she's that Melissa Scott - porn star turned pastor.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Here 2 hours I'm dumb

She has clearly made a living out of spreading lies about the Lord

I'll bet that's not the only way she makes money.

[Mother Of Seven]

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I think this 'profit's' real motive is totally expressed by her name. She has clearly made a living out of spreading lies about the Lord, and resents us for telling the Truth, as the Truth hurts her income stream. 'Profit' hates us because we're spreading the real Word of God our Savior, and it's not the lies that she has been spreading all her life. I find it totally offensive that liars like her can make money from deceiving innocent Americans into thinking they're going to be saved. The only thing that she wants to be saved is her bank balance.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Here 2 hours I'm dumb

I don't hate people. I hate this web forum! You hate people! Actually. You hate a slew of people. Want the list???

Your arrogance and judgmentalism will only provide you with a few extra propane cans in hell! And you won't need an igniter!

Friend, we do not hate any people. You apprarently do. What do you think God has to say about people that hate? I'd post the scripture but no doubt, you'd call the Holy Bible (what was it???) 'Word of the Devil'. I cannot speak for Him, but I'd be surprised if it does not make hHim very upset.

I have little doubt your life is chock full of misery and disappointment. I think I know why that is.

You call us 'arrogant and judgemental' yet you are the only one doing that. Even with all your cruelty to me, I still want to be your friend. I care about your damaged soul, no matter if you do not.

What about Love, friend?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Here 2 hours I'm done

I know the Christ I serve....and He isn't here on this forum.

How, exactly, do you know the Christ you claim to serve? Through scripture? Splendid, that's something you and I have in common!

Now then, you have raised some very serious questions about the Landover Baptist Church and its commitment to following scripture to the letter.

I'll be honest with you, friend, I like this church. I feel very comfortable here, and I have a strong bias toward believing it is a good church run by good people.

HOWEVER, if you can demonstrate to me that the Landover Baptist Church does not follow scripture, if you can show me where somebody here has preached something contrary to what's in the Bible, well, if you can do that, I have to say I will be willing to consider leaving this church and joining yours.



If everything you've said is true, that means I'm offering you a chance to win a soul for Jesus.

I eagerly await your reply, and I hope you care about my soul enough to give this matter your most serious consideration and best efforts.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Here 2 hours I'm dumb

here's averse for you...
That the hypocrite reign not, lest the people be ensnared.....


There's no doubt in my mind that this place is full of non-Christian diabolic white supremacist. You people accuse others of the very things you are all guilty of....


A "churl" is a scoundrel.

That word perfectly describes you people...

a dishonest or unscrupulous person; a rogue.

You don't hate us? Really? You're doing a very good impersonation of a man who hates us.

You are in no position to judge any True Christian(tm) on this forum. It is obvious that you have not been washed in His blood.

I'm Praying for you.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Here 2 hours I'm dumb

I don't hate people. I hate this web forum! You hate people! Actually. You hate a slew of people. Want the list???

Your arrogance and judgmentalism will only provide you with a few extra propane cans in hell! And you won't need an igniter!

Friend, I don't hate anyone, but if Jesus tells me somebody is an abomination I'm inclined to believe Him.

Why don't YOU believe Him?



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[KateSanders]

Re: Here 2 hours I'm dumb

I don't hate people. I hate this web forum! You hate people! Actually. You hate a slew of people. Want the list???

Your arrogance and judgmentalism will only provide you with a few extra propane cans in hell! And you won't need an igniter!

I think you might be mistaken on which people here are going to hell and which people aren't.