Hello All!

[JewPincher]

Hi, I am new here. Christ blessed me by allowing me to come across this site and its holiness. What a beautiful congregation you all are. I am a follower of the Westboro Baptist Church (some of you may recognize that title). As you may know, we are on the brink of losing Fred Phelps, founder of our church. He was dedicated to spreading God's love around America in the hopes of saving this damned country.

Well, I hope to get to know many of you and I am excited to hopefully become a part of this rare, beautiful community. Have a blessed day!

[James Hutchins]

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Tell me friend, what are your thoughts on the KJV?

[Thinks Design]

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Hi, I am new here. Christ blessed me by allowing me to come across this site and its holiness. What a beautiful congregation you all are. I am a follower of the Westboro Baptist Church (some of you may recognize that title). As you may know, we are on the brink of losing Fred Phelps, founder of our church. He was dedicated to spreading God's love around America in the hopes of saving this damned country.

Well, I hope to get to know many of you and I am excited to hopefully become a part of this rare, beautiful community. Have a blessed day!

JewPuncher?

What a horrible woman you must be to choose such a hateful username.

[JewPincher]

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Tell me friend, what are your thoughts on the KJV?

The King James Version is the best translation of the Holy Bible.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Hi, I am new here. Christ blessed me by allowing me to come across this site and its holiness. What a beautiful congregation you all are. I am a follower of the Westboro Baptist Church (some of you may recognize that title). As you may know, we are on the brink of losing Fred Phelps, founder of our church. He was dedicated to spreading God's love around America in the hopes of saving this damned country.

Well, I hope to get to know many of you and I am excited to hopefully become a part of this rare, beautiful community. Have a blessed day!

The same Fred Phelps who supported the democrat eco-idolatrist Al Gore?

I can see the LORD brought you here just in the nick of time! Your own soul is in mortal peril!

Dear, you must return to the Word of God. Read it. Drink it in. Ask the Spirit of Truth to come into you and animate you, your brain, your actions, everything that makes you you. Let go of these liberal attention-hogs and get right with Christ!

[JewPincher]

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The same Fred Phelps who supported the democrat eco-idolatrist Al Gore?

I can see the LORD brought you here just in the nick of time! Your own soul is in mortal peril!

Dear, you must return to the Word of God. Read it. Drink it in. Ask the Spirit of Truth to come into you and animate you, your brain, your actions, everything that makes you you. Let go of these liberal attention-hogs and get right with Christ!

Yes, he did originally support Al Gore. But when that beast came out of the closet and accepted the "gay rights" conspiracy, Phelps quickly stopped supporting him.

[JewPincher]

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JewPuncher?

What a horrible woman you must be to choose such a hateful username.

I am no woman. I apologize that you have been blinded by satan and his tricks. Do you hate America? Why do you poison us with your evil "homosexual agenda?"

Give yourself to the Lord.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Yes, he did originally support Al Gore. But when that beast came out of the closet and accepted the "gay rights" conspiracy, Phelps quickly stopped supporting him.

Mr. Gore was never in the closet. The stench of his liberal agenda went before him in such a way that all decent men and women would get sick to their stomachs when he came to their towns, or even when they read about him in the news. How Mr. Phelps could have missed this doesn't bode well to the idea that he understands the Word of God. The fact that he was excommunicated from his own liberal woman-preaching church means he's a clown, rejected by his own clown posse.

You would do well to shake the dust off your feet with that gang of fools.

[JewPincher]

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Mr. Gore was never in the closet. The stench of his liberal agenda went before him in such a way that all decent men and women would get sick to their stomachs when he came to their towns, or even when they read about him in the news. How Mr. Phelps could have missed this doesn't bode well to the idea that he understands the Word of God. The fact that he was excommunicated from his own liberal woman-preaching church means he's a clown, rejected by his own clown posse.

You would do well to shake the dust off your feet with that gang of fools.

Of course I cannot agree with all of his actions and yes he was excommunicated, but he was the founder of our sacred church. We are in no way, blinded by the evils of the satan-lead liberals. Yes, he mistakenly allowed the women to speak too much of our message. But the message is a holy one. This country is in desperate need of salvation.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Of course I cannot agree with all of his actions and yes he was excommunicated, but he was the founder of our sacred church. We are in no way, blinded by the evils of the satan-lead liberals. Yes, he mistakenly allowed the women to speak too much of our message. But the message is a holy one. This country is in desperate need of salvation.

Your church actively defies the Word of God. That, my dear, is not "sacred."

This country is in desperate need of Salvation, it is true, but you cannot know what Salvation is if you cannot discern the Spirit of Truth from the Father of Lies. I implore you to renounce your liberal ways and cry out to Jesus! Time is of the essence, son!

[JewPincher]

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Your church actively defies the Word of God. That, my dear, is not "sacred."

This country is in desperate need of Salvation, it is true, but you cannot know what Salvation is if you cannot discern the Spirit of Truth from the Father of Lies. I implore you to renounce your liberal ways and cry out to Jesus! Time is of the essence, son!

In what ways have you heard us defy the Word of God?

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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Greetings in Jesus' Name, JP:

Your chosen screen name reminds me of a motor vehicle.

The Ford Focus. The Nissan Stanza. The Dodge Ram. and:

The Jaguar JewPuncher. Vroom, vroom. Are you married? Do you have a big, big, big um, yacht? I pray that the passing of Brother Phelps will be a freeing experience for you and result in the opening of your heart and soul to the truth that only comes from Conservative Republican politics and Christian, Right-wing thinking and behaviors. While your hopefully former church may have honored Christ with their vendetta against unnatural affection, Jesus never wept so openly as when He watched funerals of our glorious soldiers being picketed by the pansies of Westboro that were too afraid to serve our wonderful Christian country.

If you are not married, do you like pie?

Welcome again, in Christ's Precious Name.
NRL

[JewPincher]

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Greetings in Jesus' Name, JP:

Your chosen screen name reminds me of a motor vehicle.

The Ford Focus. The Nissan Stanza. The Dodge Ram. and:

The Jaguar JewPuncher. Vroom, vroom. Are you married? Do you have a big, big, big um, yacht? I pray that the passing of Brother Phelps will be a freeing experience for you and result in the opening of your heart and soul to the truth that only comes from Conservative Republican politics and Christian, Right-wing thinking and behaviors. While your hopefully former church may have honored Christ with their vendetta against unnatural affection, Jesus never wept so openly as when He watched funerals of our glorious soldiers being picketed by the pansies of Westboro that were too afraid to serve our wonderful Christian country.

If you are not married, do you like pie?

Welcome again, in Christ's Precious Name.
NRL

Thank you! I am happy to meet you! I do agree with your taking offense to the picketing of soldier's funerals. I for one, was never very happy with that. But it would be disrespectful of me to question my elders. However, we were not protesting America. Because this country IS the best and is God's favorite! However, satan has a powerful hand here and that is what we were protesting. The evil liberals have been using our government and military to fight for evil "freedoms" such as "gay marriage." It makes me sick to my stomach.

And I am happily married with two beautiful daughters, but I also enjoy a fine American apple pie!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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In what ways have you heard us defy the Word of God?

Your women wear pants, for starters.

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[Mary Etheldreda]

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In what ways have you heard us defy the Word of God?

But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
1 Timothy 2:12

Shirley Phelps-Roper rebuking a man at church