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Hello my name is Winston. Firstly Id like to apologize for my idiotic behavior earlier today. I was born on 25 November 1979 in Knoxville, Tennessee. Since a very young age I showed great interest in the Lord and the bible. At this moment I frequent the Legacy Church near my apartment and hunger for the blessings of the Lord our savior. Recently I heard of a church group that still had the traditional ways of Christianity instead of the modern nonsense of today. I don’t know of any Landover Baptist Churches in my vicinity but I really would appreciate it if any of you could inform me of any Landover Churches in the surrounding Knoxville area.
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Welcome Winston. I know where you live is filled with drunken Cherokee rid skinned savages and it must be hard to avoid them and all their 'dream catchers'.
The only Landover Church is inside of the gated private subdivision outside of Des Moines call 'FreeHold'.
I am aware there are several Baptists Churches in the Smoky Mountains, finding one that is not limp wristed should not be too hard. I live just north of you off of 29 in VA.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household. -
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Thank you. I'll look in to it as soon as possible.Originally posted by James Hutchins View PostPrayer is the only answer!Comment
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What is your favorite Bible verse? Are you married? How many children do you have? This isn't much of an introduction so far.Comment
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Do you have your husband's permission to be here?5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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I'm a male, not married and no children. My favourite verse is John 1:3.Prayer is the only answer!Comment
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Not married?Originally posted by Winston Shears View Post
Um, I mean, HELLO, Winston! Now, I want you to picture yourself coming home from a hard day at the office. You walk in the door only to find a kind, intelligent, humble, meek, mild, beautiful helpmeet waiting for you. In her hands, she holds your slippers, a cool beverage, and she gives you the sweetest kiss on your cheek you've ever felt. (Born in 79, hmm, that makes you....)
As she leads you to your favorite chair, she already has your favorite television program on and leaves you in peace while you enjoy it. When you're ready, all you have to do is call and your favorite dinner will be in front of your eyes. (Are you wealthy?)
Then, for dessert, whatever you wish! This is what is waiting for you when you find the perfect wife. For it is not good that man should be alone:
Genesis 2:18 : And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone: I will make him an helpe meet for him.
But we're here to welcome you, aren't we? Of course we are. What sort of work do you do? What is your family heritage? Are you a dwarf? Are you slow to anger? I can already tell that when you do marry, you won't mind if your wife happens to be an entrepreneur with several franchises across the country. After all, what's wrong with that? But once again, I digress. I am such a woman sometimes! Well, actually I'm a woman all the time, but I am feeling a little tongue tied right now.
So, welcome to our friendly forums. May you find the blessings that fellowship with God's children brings. You'll find wonderful friends in most of the men here and there are one or two of the women that might be worth your time (ask me first and I'll tell you).
Praise JESUS, Winston! (Such a smokin' name!) LOLOLOLOLOLOL
In meekness and humility, a delicate flower from the Lord's garden,
MISS Naomi Ruth Lamb
1380 Apostle's Park Court
Freehold
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Such a warm welcome Naomi! You really know how to spread God's love.Comment
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Originally posted by KateSanders View Post
Oh, Sister Kate! I love you so. I can hardly wait until we can spend time together one day soon. But I won't say much here now, since this is, after all, Winston's little place on the Interwebs.
Hugs,
Naomi1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
Locations in 50 States and Canada
!Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.
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