Intro.

[Grimpup]

Hello Everyone. My name is Chris. I am a 26 year old CNA in southwest Missouri. After working in a nursing home for several years and helping in the care of residents whom come there to pass on and be with god, I have come to somewhat of an understanding. When we are at the end of our lives. Alittle compassion, No matter who you are, Can and does go along way. frequent one of the local churches here in my hometown(one of 17).


Proverbs 19:17
He who is gracious to a poor man lends to the LORD, And He will repay him for his good deed.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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Chris,


Why do you do women's work?


Did you take this job because you don't know how to follow instructions? The introduction forum is where you introduce yourself, tell us what church you attend, and share your favorite Bible verse (KJV1611 ONLY), and as a special treat we get to read how you came to find Jesus as the well-spring that drenches your epidermis with his exsanguination and temporary demise, only to find later that His Life returned, allowing us to follow Him to His amazing mansion in Glory.


Yours in His Love,
Naomi Ruth (Age 23, unmarried, excellent cook)

[Grimpup]

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Women's work? Tell me, how is careing for the elder generation a woman's work? How is making sure one human being is comfortable in their last days?
I do that work because I enjoy helping my fellow humans. You would be surprised how much just a simple smile could effect one person comfort level.
I have been Baptist all of my life and I Go to my Local First Baptists church.

[Freddy Osborne]

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Hello and welcome.

I spent some time in SW Missouri training to fight communists and sand coons.

Do you tell these poor old souls about Jesus while you wipe their tails and feed them puréed roast beef?

Praise God!

[Eva_Christensen]

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Women's work? Tell me, how is careing for the elder generation a woman's work? How is making sure one human being is comfortable in their last days?

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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Hello and welcome.

I spent some time in SW Missouri training to fight communists and sand coons.

Do you tell these poor old souls about Jesus while you wipe their tails and feed them puréed roast beef?

Praise God!

Brother Fred,
Surely you aren't suggesting this is acceptable in God's eyes? This is something that women should be doing while true men are out fighting communists and sand coons, like you did. (do?)
I think most of my sisters are enjoying a good laugh right now, as evidenced by our darling Eva.
NRL

[Mother Of Seven]

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Welcome Grimpup
We're not all rude old maids around here.
What is your favourite verse from the Bible? And what church do you go to (Baptist, methodist, papist etc)?

[Witch Hammer]

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Hello Everyone. My name is Chris. I am a 26 year old CNA in southwest Missouri. After working in a nursing home for several years and helping in the care of residents whom come there to pass on and be with god, I have come to somewhat of an understanding. When we are at the end of our lives. Alittle compassion, No matter who you are, Can and does go along way. frequent one of the local churches here in my hometown(one of 17).


Proverbs 19:17
He who is gracious to a poor man lends to the LORD, And He will repay him for his good deed.

Have all the compassion you want, it won't keep the dying from belly flopping into the lake of fire. If you really want to help, make time between diaper changes to shout scripture from the KJV 1611 in their faces, loudly and persistently. A little violent shaking by the shirt collar won't hurt either...helps get their attention.

[Grimpup]

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Have all the compassion you want, it won't keep the dying from belly flopping into the lake of fire. If you really want to help, make time between diaper changes to shout scripture from the KJV 1611 in their faces, loudly and persistently. A little violent shaking by the shirt collar won't hurt either...helps get their attention.

So you would willingly abuse a bunch of elderly people? Yelling at them, shaking them. Would be the same as if you did that to a small child.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Dear Grimp;

If you were a True Christian(tm), you would understand that saving souls and bringing unsaved scum such as yourself into Christ's loving embrace IS compassion, not giving old geezers a "special" spongebath for tips.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Grimpup]

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Dear Grimp;

If you were a True Christian™, you would understand that saving souls and bringing unsaved scum such as yourself into Christ's loving embrace IS compassion, not giving old geezers a "special" spongebath for tips.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

Well thats that then. Pastor, I have seen better piles of ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED*** that some of the crap that is coming off of this website. Women HAVE the same rights as men. Now you will probably end up banning me and blah blah blah. But you people of the Landover Baptist church are piffleing retarded. I rate you ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED*** with Westburo down in Arkansas. OH and for the record. I am a practicing Pagan actually of 12 years now. And most of my friends know. and are true baptists. They have their belief system, and do not try to press other into it UNWILLINGLY. Thought Baptist where for peace on earth and all of that? You guys want to see the world in flames, keep talking incite riots. Watch as for you family and friends are turned to corpses. I am at peace with myself? Can you all say the same? OH and for the record, Pastor Ezekiel I have had a few words with some of the the Pastors around here. and they all think your out of your mind. THE WORLD IS ROUND YOU DUMB piffleS! Oh your all ideals about other ethnical backgrounds. Go down to south dallas, Kansas City, East LA, Or St. Louis and spout out the racism, they will LOVE to hear it.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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Well thats that then. Pastor, I have seen better piles of ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED*** that some of the crap that is coming off of this website. Women HAVE the same rights as men. Now you will probably end up banning me and blah blah blah. But you people of the Landover Baptist church are piffleing retarded. I rate you ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED*** with Westburo down in Arkansas. OH and for the record. I am a practicing Pagan actually of 12 years now. And most of my friends know. and are true baptists. They have their belief system, and do not try to press other into it UNWILLINGLY. Thought Baptist where for peace on earth and all of that? You guys want to see the world in flames, keep talking incite riots. Watch as for you family and friends are turned to corpses. I am at peace with myself? Can you all say the same? OH and for the record, Pastor Ezekiel I have had a few words with some of the the Pastors around here. and they all think your out of your mind. THE WORLD IS ROUND YOU DUMB piffleS! Oh your all ideals about other ethnical backgrounds. Go down to south dallas, Kansas City, East LA, Or St. Louis and spout out the racism, they will LOVE to hear it.

Thanks for this unsaved temper tantrum. You've reminded me once again that the world hates us because we're Christian and you have unwittingly confirmed that the Bible is true...

I John 3:13: Marvel not, my brethren, if the world hate you. (see also John 15:18-27)

Thanks for blessing us with your persecution, which lines us up for glory even more than before.

Regards,

Pastor Ed

[Didymus Much]

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...Women HAVE the same rights as men...

Not in the US (the Equal Rights Amendment was never passed) and certainly not according to the Bible.

...I am a practicing Pagan...

:can of worms: <---- hey, admins we need this!

...And most of my friends know...

Why not all of your friends? Why the shame about telling the others? If you believe you have the truth (obviously you do, or you'd be wasting your time, right?), why haven't you tried to convert your friends to paganism?

...and are true baptists. They have their belief system...

No, they just call themselves Christian. When they follow the Bible 100%, that's when they're Christian.

James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

Matthew 7:21 "Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven."

...and do not try to press other into it UNWILLINGLY...

Exactly. If they cared about your eternal soul (and what the Bible said), they'd be shouting at you 24/7:

2 Timothy 4:2 "Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine."

... Thought Baptist where for peace on earth and all of that?...

Do you know how Jesus gets peace on Earth to happen when He comes back? Here's a hint:

Revelation 1:16 "And he had in his right hand seven stars: and out of his mouth went a sharp twoedged sword: and his countenance was as the sun shineth in his strength"

...Watch as for you family and friends are turned to corpses...

As long as they go to Heaven.

...Pastor Ezekiel I have had a few words with some of the the Pastors around here. and they all think your out of your mind...

Then tell them to come here and say it to his face. He loves going Bible-to-Bible with false Christians.

... THE WORLD IS ROUND YOU DUMB piffleS!...

The one I live on is spherical.

... Oh your all ideals about other ethnical backgrounds...

All Biblically sourced and justified. Read it for yourself here.

[Freddy Osborne]

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Brother Fred,
Surely you aren't suggesting this is acceptable in God's eyes? This is something that women should be doing while true men are out fighting communists and sand coons, like you did. (do?)
I think most of my sisters are enjoying a good laugh right now, as evidenced by our darling Eva.
NRL

I think it goes without saying that not all men are created equal. I was giving an apparently scrawny but Jesus loving fellow the benefit of the doubt since We are instructed to help each other out:

John 15:13 Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.

Or in this case perhaps a bedpan or fresh linens.

That being said and giving his subsequent hateful words, I feel this deceitful pagan has taking advantage of my Christian trust and made me appear foolishly naive.

However, since he obviously does not believe in Christian charity; he is probably, as you alluded, giving out hands free prostate exams.

[TaraAnne]

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Hello Grimpup welcome to the to God's favorite place on the internet!! Hope you are just doing peach keen dear!!!!!! Haha!