Hello fellow christians!!!

[gayfurry]

hello there, fellow christianities. I am a very. Christian myself. I enjoy consuming bibles in my free time, just as any good Christian does. After all, what better sustainment than the word of the lord himself? I can share many good recipies, if any of you would like. The trick is to get that good holy taste extracted, and away from any tinge of Satan clinging to the pages. What do you like to do in your Christian free time??

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Hello fellow christians!!!

Hello Mocker. Please tell us which church you attend with your mom and dad, and how you found Jesus.

[gayfurry]

Re: Hello fellow christians!!!

Hello Mocker. Please tell us which church you attend with your mom and dad, and how you found Jesus.

I attend the Portland Christian center, and have since a very young age. My father was actually a Jew, but we don't speak with him much (and certainly don't attend temple!) my mother however, is a born again Christian (she found Jesus shortly after my birth) and began attending church weekly. I was baptized, and I found Jesus by this manner of attending church weekly.

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Hello fellow christians!!!

That's much better!
What's your favourite verse from the Bible?

[gayfurry]

Re: Hello fellow christians!!!

That's much better!
What's your favourite verse from the Bible?

Romans 8:18 "For I reckon that the sufferings of this present time are not worthy to be compared with the glory which shall be revealed in us."

I keep this verse close to my heart, because it helps me remember that the hard times I may be going through are unwithstanding to the glory that Christ has bestowed me and all other creatures of men with.

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Hello fellow christians!!!

So are you married? And how many sons have your borne for Christ?

[Freddy Osborne]

Re: Hello fellow christians!!!

Romans 8:18 "For I reckon that the sufferings of this present time are not worthy to be compared with the glory which shall be revealed in us."

I keep this verse close to my heart, because it helps me remember that the hard times I may be going through are unwithstanding to the glory that Christ has bestowed me and all other creatures of men with.

Did you misspell Fury in your name?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello fellow christians!!!

hello there, fellow christianities. I am a very. Christian myself. I enjoy consuming bibles in my free time, just as any good Christian does. After all, what better sustainment than the word of the lord himself? I can share many good recipies, if any of you would like. The trick is to get that good holy taste extracted, and away from any tinge of Satan clinging to the pages. What do you like to do in your Christian free time??

Dear Pervert;

You are no more a Christian than I am the King of Spain. The Holy Bible clearly states that you cannot engage in sexural perversions and count yourself among the Saved(c).

This is a Christian forum. Why are you here?

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: Hello fellow christians!!!

Dear Pervert;

You are no more a Christian than I am the King of Spain. The Holy Bible clearly states that you cannot engage in sexural perversions and count yourself among the Saved©.

This is a Christian forum. Why are you here?

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

Such a warrior for Christ you are, Zeke! Even though you aren't King of Spain, you could be. Your ability to discern the meat of the subject and then come up against it, strong and proud, never stopping until you come up satisfied; it makes you qualified to undertake anything. I hope you got the special pie I sent back to your study after service this morning. I attached an invitation to it. Please come.

On my knees waiting for the 2nd coming,
NRL

[gayfurry]

Re: Hello fellow christians!!!

gay sex all day every day just *** potty language *** all these girls. Yea I'm a lesbo *** potty language *** fight me potty heads Jesus was *** potty language *** and u all know it when he said "bruh *** potty language ***" the Romans misunderstood his flirtatious homosexual nature
I bet god and Satan have gay *** potty language *** every day

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hello fellow christians!!!

...

When your tantrum/attention whoring is done, can we have a serious discussion about the fate of your eternal soul?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello fellow christians!!!

gay sex all day every day just *** potty language *** all these girls. Yea I'm a lesbo *** potty language *** fight me potty heads Jesus was *** potty language *** and u all know it when he said "bruh *** potty language ***" the Romans misunderstood his flirtatious homosexual nature
I bet god and Satan have gay *** potty language *** every day

Didn't even make it to 10 posts before the inevitable meltdown.



And people ask us why we are so "rough" to newcomers. The Jesus-hating rugmunchers demand a firm hand!!!



YiC,

Zech

[gayfurry]

Re: Hello fellow christians!!!

When your tantrum/attention whoring is done, can we have a serious discussion about the fate of your eternal soul?

my soul's actually doing quite fine, to be honest! I assure you it's in safe hands at the moment

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Hello fellow christians!!!

Settled down now, have we dear? Good girl.
You can change my dear and become a good God-fearing lady that your mother would be proud of. You need to start praying though, praying hard. God can forgive you, but you have to do the hard work. Yes, if you're prepared to do the yards, you can eventually join we True Christians (tm) and be assured of a place on the right hand of Jesus. What do you think?

[Eva_Christensen]

Re: Hello fellow christians!!!

Didn't even make it to 10 posts before the inevitable meltdown.



And people ask us why we are so "rough" to newcomers. The Jesus-hating rugmunchers demand a firm hand!!!



YiC,

Zech

So very true!
Revelation 21:8
Matthew 7:18