Hello

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: Hello

As I'm only just 18 I'm currently focusing on education. However it is on the to-do list. And no I don't wear a kilt. In fact I've never worn one.

Bobby,

Who is James King? I am certain you just turned around the two words. Such a cute mistake, and one easily forgiven. I believe in the strength and passion of young boys. The Lord will have favor with you if you continue to grow and stand erect and proud in Him. The influence of a Godly pastor such as our Ezekiel Flint will be such a grand thing for you. Use him for all you can. I am sure he will be more than happy to assist, as he has so many times.

I would also point out that our Dr. Laurence Niles is amazingly caring when it comes to youth. Reach around to him as you are also with Pastor Ezekiel so that your time of learning comes to fruition in a most complete way. I would be remiss if I didn't offer the chance for you to ask questions of me, since young, strapping men need to know what women think! I am not trying to teach you or usurp authority over you (in church). Just think about it and stay in touch.

Many masculine, strong men wear kilts - and I think you should try it. After all, God expects us to be proud of our heritage, dear. Take care, young one, and remember the name NAOMI RUTH LAMB.

With True Christian(TM) concern,
Naomi

PS: Have you considered finishing your education in the states? Well, I'm off to work on the moist pie I promised to Fed Ex to my dear friend Zechariah. Enjoy your day, sweetheart! Welcome to God's Favorite Forums!(R)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Sure and begora, welcome to God's favorite forum, lassie. May the wind be at your back when you play your bagpipes and pour your drams of Jameson. And how many sacks of the haggiss do you eat every day? Ach aye!

(Note to True Christians(tm) reading this: Please don't send over the paramedics thinking I must be having a conniption fit. I purposefully worked some Scottish into my welcoming message, in an effort to communicate with the foreigner, and lure him in to Christ's loving embrace. Being a polyglot has its benefits.)

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[Skyfall]

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Amen, young fellow. I certainly hope have not been entertaining sleeping around with beautiful and tempting she boons like that 007 character does.

Just a concern...

Not at all

I leave that stuff to ungodly fiction.

[Freddy Osborne]

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I wanted to clarify my last post.

I'm currently studying and thus wish to build a stable home before I embark on raising a family. I hear all those sinful houses were usually those who have had marriage out of wedlock or too soon.

Building a stable foundation is the best way to build a successful true Christian family.

Amen, young fellow. I certainly hope have not been entertaining sleeping around with beautiful and tempting she boons like that 007 character does.

Just a concern...

[Skyfall]

Re: Hello

Welcome Rabby, How many sons do you have? Do you wear a skirt (kilt)?

I wanted to clarify my last post.

I'm currently studying and thus wish to build a stable home before I embark on raising a family. I hear all those sinful houses were usually those who have had marriage out of wedlock or too soon.

Building a stable foundation is the best way to build a successful true Christian family.

[Skyfall]

Re: Hello

As I'm only just 18 I'm currently focusing on education. However it is on the to-do list. And no I don't wear a kilt. In fact I've never worn one.

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Hello

Welcome Rabby, How many sons do you have? Do you wear a skirt (kilt)?

[Skyfall]

Hello

My name is Bob and today I am here to introduce myself.

I attend the Abbeyhill Baptist Church (Scotland) where only true scripture is spoken from the one true book the James King Bible 1611.

Sadly here in Scotland not many follow the true word of God and thus I don't have many true Christian Churches to choose from. I was lucky I found the one I did.

My favourite scripture verse would have to be: But if ye do not forgive, neither will your Father which is in heaven forgive your trespasses. - Mark 11:26

It reminds me that although we should be forgiving, we must also respect our Lord and thus do our best to not be too forgiving as we do not want any false Christians to be allowed into heaven.