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    Hello

    My name is Bob and today I am here to introduce myself.

    I attend the Abbeyhill Baptist Church (Scotland) where only true scripture is spoken from the one true book the James King Bible 1611.

    Sadly here in Scotland not many follow the true word of God and thus I don't have many true Christian Churches to choose from. I was lucky I found the one I did.

    My favourite scripture verse would have to be: But if ye do not forgive, neither will your Father which is in heaven forgive your trespasses. - Mark 11:26

    It reminds me that although we should be forgiving, we must also respect our Lord and thus do our best to not be too forgiving as we do not want any false Christians to be allowed into heaven.

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    Re: Hello

    Welcome Rabby, How many sons do you have? Do you wear a skirt (kilt)?

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    • #3
      Re: Hello

      As I'm only just 18 I'm currently focusing on education. However it is on the to-do list. And no I don't wear a kilt. In fact I've never worn one.

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      • #4
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by Mother Of Seven View Post
        Welcome Rabby, How many sons do you have? Do you wear a skirt (kilt)?
        I wanted to clarify my last post.

        I'm currently studying and thus wish to build a stable home before I embark on raising a family. I hear all those sinful houses were usually those who have had marriage out of wedlock or too soon.

        Building a stable foundation is the best way to build a successful true Christian family.

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        • #5
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          Originally posted by Skyfall View Post
          I wanted to clarify my last post.

          I'm currently studying and thus wish to build a stable home before I embark on raising a family. I hear all those sinful houses were usually those who have had marriage out of wedlock or too soon.

          Building a stable foundation is the best way to build a successful true Christian family.
          Amen, young fellow. I certainly hope have not been entertaining sleeping around with beautiful and tempting she boons like that 007 character does.

          Just a concern...
          "Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

          "But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)

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          • #6
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by Frednekk View Post
            Amen, young fellow. I certainly hope have not been entertaining sleeping around with beautiful and tempting she boons like that 007 character does.

            Just a concern...
            Not at all

            I leave that stuff to ungodly fiction.

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            • #7
              Re: Hello

              Sure and begora, welcome to God's favorite forum, lassie. May the wind be at your back when you play your bagpipes and pour your drams of Jameson. And how many sacks of the haggiss do you eat every day? Ach aye!

              (Note to True Christians(tm) reading this: Please don't send over the paramedics thinking I must be having a conniption fit. I purposefully worked some Scottish into my welcoming message, in an effort to communicate with the foreigner, and lure him in to Christ's loving embrace. Being a polyglot has its benefits.)

              If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

              If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

              You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

              Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #8
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by Skyfall View Post
                As I'm only just 18 I'm currently focusing on education. However it is on the to-do list. And no I don't wear a kilt. In fact I've never worn one.
                Bobby,

                Who is James King? I am certain you just turned around the two words. Such a cute mistake, and one easily forgiven. I believe in the strength and passion of young boys. The Lord will have favor with you if you continue to grow and stand erect and proud in Him. The influence of a Godly pastor such as our Ezekiel Flint will be such a grand thing for you. Use him for all you can. I am sure he will be more than happy to assist, as he has so many times.

                I would also point out that our Dr. Laurence Niles is amazingly caring when it comes to youth. Reach around to him as you are also with Pastor Ezekiel so that your time of learning comes to fruition in a most complete way. I would be remiss if I didn't offer the chance for you to ask questions of me, since young, strapping men need to know what women think! I am not trying to teach you or usurp authority over you (in church). Just think about it and stay in touch.

                Many masculine, strong men wear kilts - and I think you should try it. After all, God expects us to be proud of our heritage, dear. Take care, young one, and remember the name NAOMI RUTH LAMB.

                With True Christian(TM) concern,
                Naomi

                PS: Have you considered finishing your education in the states? Well, I'm off to work on the moist pie I promised to Fed Ex to my dear friend Zechariah. Enjoy your day, sweetheart! Welcome to God's Favorite Forums!(R)
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                • #9
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
                  Bobby,

                  Who is James King? I am certain you just turned around the two words. Such a cute mistake, and one easily forgiven. I believe in the strength and passion of young boys. The Lord will have favor with you if you continue to grow and stand erect and proud in Him. The influence of a Godly pastor such as our Ezekiel Flint will be such a grand thing for you. Use him for all you can. I am sure he will be more than happy to assist, as he has so many times.

                  I would also point out that our Dr. Laurence Niles is amazingly caring when it comes to youth. Reach around to him as you are also with Pastor Ezekiel so that your time of learning comes to fruition in a most complete way. I would be remiss if I didn't offer the chance for you to ask questions of me, since young, strapping men need to know what women think! I am not trying to teach you or usurp authority over you (in church). Just think about it and stay in touch.

                  Many masculine, strong men wear kilts - and I think you should try it. After all, God expects us to be proud of our heritage, dear. Take care, young one, and remember the name NAOMI RUTH LAMB.

                  With True Christian™ concern,
                  Naomi

                  PS: Have you considered finishing your education in the states? Well, I'm off to work on the moist pie I promised to Fed Ex to my dear friend Zechariah. Enjoy your day, sweetheart! Welcome to God's Favorite Forums!®
                  Hello,

                  Thank you for the warm welcome and for pointing out my mistake. I sometimes type way too fast and thus mistakes can happen like this.

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Sure and begora, welcome to God's favorite forum, lassie. May the wind be at your back when you play your bagpipes and pour your drams of Jameson. And how many sacks of the haggiss do you eat every day? Ach aye!

                  (Note to True Christians™ reading this: Please don't send over the paramedics thinking I must be having a conniption fit. I purposefully worked some Scottish into my welcoming message, in an effort to communicate with the foreigner, and lure him in to Christ's loving embrace. Being a polyglot has its benefits.)

                  If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                  If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                  You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                  Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                  Thank you for the information and welcome. I've never actually ate haggis despite being from Scotland. Somehow when I looked up recipes to see what was in said dish, it never appealed to me.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by Skyfall View Post
                    Hello,

                    Thank you for the warm welcome and for pointing out my mistake. I sometimes type way too fast and thus mistakes can happen like this.
                    I'm sure most of us realise that, as King James, after whom the Bible was named, was in fact King James VI of Scotland.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by Mother Of Seven View Post
                      I'm sure most of us realise that, as King James, after whom the Bible was named, was in fact King James VI of Scotland.
                      Indeed,

                      Thanks for the welcome

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                      • #12
                        Re: Hello

                        Hello,

                        Forgive me for asking a question if this is the wrong place. However I was wondering when it would be possible to become apart of this excellent, well minded community as right now I believe my account is quite restricted. This forum is an excellent place to discuss with well minded followers of Christ.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Hello

                          Originally posted by Skyfall View Post
                          Hello,

                          Forgive me for asking a question if this is the wrong place. However I was wondering when it would be possible to become apart of this excellent, well minded community as right now I believe my account is quite restricted. This forum is an excellent place to discuss with well minded followers of Christ.
                          Hi, sweetie. You are welcome to post wherever you wish; you are only restricted from creating new threads. If the background check turns out to be satisfactory, the DoF will grant you Forum Member privileges.
                          God created fossils to test our faith.

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                          True Christian™ Love.
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                          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
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                          • #14
                            Re: Hello

                            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                            Hi, sweetie. You are welcome to post wherever you wish; you are only restricted from creating new threads. If the background check turns out to be satisfactory, the DoF will grant you Forum Member privileges.
                            Thanks for the information

                            YiC
                            Skyfall

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                            • #15
                              Re: Hello

                              When you think about some of the Unsaved Trash (those who will remain as unsaved trash until their not too soon dying day) that wander in here, if they had full posting priveleges, the forum would be a mess. After all, the forum is here to praise the Lord, not to continually battle the pagans, homers, atheists, perverts and cathlicks.

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