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  • Re: New Christian

    Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
    Look, everyone! He has the most power and authority! He even has the power and authority to misquote and misunderstand the Bible! I'm so scaaaaaaaaaaared!

    Here is my love and blessing I give to you as
    according to that which is written in the King James bible....

    Matthew Chapter 5:44 But I say unto you,
    Love your enemies, bless them that curse you,
    do good to them that hate you, and pray for them
    which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

    My God, my Father,

    take all these spirits and souls
    who will not repent from all their sins
    and bring all their deeds to the Light
    and stay in the Light and who continue
    to pollute your mercy and take your wonderful blessings
    for granted with their love for evil and sin, and will not love
    you with all their heart,and will not love you with all their mind,
    and will not love you with all there soul,
    and will not love you with all their strength...

    TAKE THEM ALL AND CAST THEM
    ALL INTO THE LAKE OF FIRE
    FOREVER AND EVER.

    AMEN
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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    • Re: New Christian



      You can't decide if you want us saved or burning. Make up your mind.
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      • Re: New Christian

        I'm still waiting for this power to manifest itself in some way. I had an itch in the middle of my back I couldn't scratch, but I don't think that was it. It went away, anyway.
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Re: New Christian

          Yawn indeed.

          Robert, I encourage you to bring any friends that you have here, to see how much you have "won." You have not rustled any jimmies. You have only rehashed the same tired arguments that better men have presented before. You haven't even done it well.
          Genesis 1:29 Genesis 6:4 2 Kings 2:23-24 Isaiah 30:33

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          • Re: New Christian

            Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post


            You can't decide if you want us saved or burning. Make up your mind.
            Who put that thought in your mind?
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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            • Re: New Christian

              Originally posted by Robert Sanders View Post
              Who put that thought in your mind?
              Umm, the post from you that is right above the one from me that you quoted?



              Even if you are only copy/pasting Scripture with no discernment whatsoever, at least keep in mind what you yourself have posted. Are you drunk?
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              • Re: New Christian

                Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                Umm, the post from you that is right above the one from me that you quoted?



                Even if you are only copy/pasting Scripture with no discernment whatsoever, at least keep in mind what you yourself have posted. Are you drunk?
                Cut and paste exactly what it is that I posted that made you think

                this about me...


                Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post


                You can't decide if you want us saved or burning. Make up your mind.
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                • Re: Pay attention to meeee! I am important! WAAAAH!

                  Are you all aware that lying is a sin?
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                  • Re: New Christian

                    Originally posted by Robert Sanders View Post
                    I have noticed the women on this
                    forum are out of control.

                    They need to be corrected
                    by the elders of the Church.

                    They are in disobedience to the written
                    word of God as stated in
                    the King James Bible.

                    1 Timothy 2 :12

                    But I suffer not a woman to teach,
                    nor to usurp authority over the man,
                    but to be in silence.




                    Christian womenfolk have free reign to rebuke the sinful as they may see fit.
                    God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                    • Re: Pay attention to meeee! I am important! WAAAAH!

                      Originally posted by Robert Sanders View Post
                      Are you all aware that lying is a sin?
                      Says the guy who launches this crap around the forum?

                      Originally posted by Robert Sanders View Post
                      But I am the one with the most power and authority from Jesus Christ.

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                      • Re: New Christian

                        Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                        Christian womenfolk have free reign to rebuke the sinful as they may see fit.
                        Say on, I surely want to know what you said this.
                        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                        • Re: Pay attention to meeee! I am important! WAAAAH!

                          I want to know what you think about me
                          and what I have preached to you,
                          hold nothing back.
                          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                          • Re: Pay attention to meeee! I am important! WAAAAH!

                            Originally posted by Robert Sanders View Post
                            I want to know what you think about me
                            and what I have preached to you,
                            hold nothing back.
                            If you truly believe this:

                            Originally posted by Robert Sanders View Post
                            But I am the one with the most power and authority from Jesus Christ.
                            You are quite insane, by any measure, Biblical or secular.

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                            • Re: Pay attention to meeee! I am important! WAAAAH!

                              Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                              If you truly believe this:



                              You are quite insane, by any measure, Biblical or secular.
                              They who let you post here are accountable
                              for everything you do here on this Internet forum.

                              Say on, tell me all you so desire.
                              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                              • Re: Pay attention to meeee! I am important! WAAAAH!

                                Originally posted by Robert Sanders View Post
                                Say on, tell me all you so desire.
                                This isn't some gay pick-up joint for homos like you to wander in and look for ripe anuses to poke and prod.

                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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