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  • #181
    Re: Pay attention to meeee! I am important! WAAAAH!

    Originally posted by Robert Sanders View Post
    How come you censor me from starting any threads in the other forums?
    Aww, poor baby! Are you having trouble finding an existing thread to express your feelings?
    God created fossils to test our faith.

    * * *

    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
     Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • #182
      Re: Pay attention to meeee! I am important! WAAAAH!

      Originally posted by Robert Sanders View Post
      How come you censor me from starting any threads in the other forums?
      What thread would you like to start? So far you haven't shown that you have anything interesting to say. I've already pointed out to you that you aren't the cleverest heathen to visit these forums; just use the search button to find the old thread with whatever tired old poo you were going to say.
      Genesis 1:29 Genesis 6:4 2 Kings 2:23-24 Isaiah 30:33

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      • #183
        Re: Pay attention to meeee! I am important! WAAAAH!

        Originally posted by Robert Sanders View Post
        How come you censor me from starting any threads in the other forums?
        Unsaved Trash are not trusted to start new threads. Your intro thread is a fantastic illustration as to why. If there is a subject you'd like to contribute to, please use the search function. There are thousands of discussions here, and likely the one you want to engage in is already in progress.
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • #184
          Re: Pay attention to meeee! I am important! WAAAAH!

          Originally posted by gregincambodia View Post
          What thread would you like to start? So far you haven't shown that you have anything interesting to say. I've already pointed out to you that you aren't the cleverest heathen to visit these forums; just use the search button to find the old thread with whatever tired old poo you were going to say.
          Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
          But if we didn't let him post here, we'd be accused of censoring all opinions other than our own. We just can't win.
          How come you censor me from starting a thread to post my opinions on the subject I WANT TO START A THREAD ON?
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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          • #185
            Re: Pay attention to meeee! I am important! WAAAAH!

            Originally posted by Robert Sanders View Post
            How come you censor me from starting a thread to post my opinions on the subject I WANT TO START A THREAD ON?
            How come you ignore all our answers to this question?
            2 Timothy 3:16

            All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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            • #186
              Re: Pay attention to meeee! I am important! WAAAAH!

              Originally posted by Robert Sanders View Post
              How come you censor me from starting a thread to post my opinions on the subject I WANT TO START A THREAD ON?
              What subject is that, dear?
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • #187
                Re: Pay attention to meeee! I am important! WAAAAH!

                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                What subject is that, dear?
                Sister Mary, I'm going to guess that this poor creature wants to create a thread entitled "I'm all alone and nobody loves me."
                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                 Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • #188
                  Re: Pay attention to meeee! I am important! WAAAAH!

                  Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                  Unsaved Trash are not trusted to start new threads. Your intro thread is a fantastic illustration as to why. If there is a subject you'd like to contribute to, please use the search function. There are thousands of discussions here, and likely the one you want to engage in is already in progress.
                  Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                  But if we didn't let him post here, we'd be accused of censoring all opinions other than our own. We just can't win.
                  Can I start whatever threads
                  I want in this introduction forum
                  since you are not censoring?
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                  • #189
                    Re: Pay attention to meeee! I am important! WAAAAH!

                    Originally posted by Robert Sanders View Post
                    Can I start whatever threads
                    I want in this introduction forum
                    since you are not censoring?
                    This introduction forum is for introductions. Please tell me the nature of the thread you'd like to start. I can help you from there.
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • #190
                      Re: Pay attention to meeee! I am important! WAAAAH!

                      Originally posted by Robert Sanders View Post
                      Can I start whatever threads
                      I want in this introduction forum
                      since you are not censoring?
                      Hi sweetie, I would like to ask you, are you aware of the semantic difference between the verb "to post" and the expression "to create new threads?"

                      Nobody is stopping you from posting, honey.
                      God created fossils to test our faith.

                      * * *

                      My favorite LBC sermons:
                      True Christians are Perfect!
                      True Christian™ Love.
                      Salvation™ made Easy!
                      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                       Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                      God HATES Rational Thinking!
                      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

                      Comment

                      • #191
                        Re: Pay attention to meeee! I am important! WAAAAH!

                        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                        This introduction forum is for introductions. Please tell me the nature of the thread you'd like to start. I can help you from there.
                        Do you have to approve of the topic
                        of the thread before you will let me post it?
                        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                        • #192
                          Re: Pay attention to meeee! I am important! WAAAAH!

                          Originally posted by Robert Sanders View Post
                          Do you have to approve of the topic
                          of the thread before you will let me post it?
                          Your cloak and dagger routine is awkward, son. If you tell me what the topic is, we'll help you find a conversation that discusses it already in progress. If it's brand new, we can talk about it here.
                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • #193
                            Re: Pay attention to meeee! I am important! WAAAAH!

                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                            Your cloak and dagger routine is awkward, son. If you tell me what the topic is, we'll help you find a conversation that discusses it already in progress. If it's brand new, we can talk about it here.
                            True Christian(tm) Love
                            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                            • #194
                              Re: Pay attention to meeee! I am important! WAAAAH!

                              Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                              But if we didn't let him post here, we'd be accused of censoring all opinions other than our own. We just can't win.
                              Have you all, ever
                              banned someone from this forum,
                              because of what they believe?
                              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                              • #195
                                Re: Pay attention to meeee! I am important! WAAAAH!

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                                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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