Greetings, I'm here to talk nonsense

[ObeseLard]

Hello all, my name is sexydevil.
I used to be an avid follower of satin, but I turned to the baptist church because I want to know more about god. I am from the Philippines and I hope that you can all teach me the a lot about the lord.

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Greetings

What's wrong with satin? I think it's a lovely fabric.

[ObeseLard]

Re: Greetings

Meant to write Satan.

I am a former gang member so worshipping him was pretty much mandatory. I am Black/asian so I hope you can all accept me the way my gang accepted me back then.

[Mother Of Seven]

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Why did you turn to the Baptist church, when nearly everyone in the Philippines is a papist catholic?
What is your favourite verse from the Bible?
How can you be black if you're a Filipino? I thought they were all slants.
Why do you call yourself a 'devil' if you've given up Satan?

[Mary Thompson]

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Meant to write Satan.

I am a former gang member so worshipping him was pretty much mandatory. I am Black/asian so I hope you can all accept me the way my gang accepted me back then.

Hello darkie I am surprised you managed to find our forum admist your lustous thoughts of watermelons and KFC,
As you are a descendent of Ham, you are cursed forever (Genesis 9:18) by God and it is almost inevitable that you will go to Hell , how many white women have you stolen pies from and how many white women have you raped?

[Cranky Old Man]

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I want to know more about god

Then stop raping American girls and stealing American jobs and start studying your Holy Bible!

[Faith_Machine]

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Hello, my new Filipino gang member friend. Please tell us more about your walk with Jesus!

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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Meant to write Satan.

I am a former gang member so worshipping him was pretty much mandatory. I am Black/asian so I hope you can all accept me the way my gang accepted me back then.

Friend, you seem to have some kind of predisposition in assuming we are racist or something. Nothing could be further from the truth. We accept all races just like God does--provided they know their place and understand their role in serving the elect, otherwise known as the Sons of Shem and Japheth (see Genesis 9:27; Isaiah 11:9-10). But we want no lip or backtalk.

This isn't a place for talk of baby mommas, jacking cars, or hitting on white women. And it isn't a place for a bunch of hoodlums with no dads to hang out and flash gang signs.

So if those things aren't on your agenda and you show legitimate concerns of wanting to learn God's Word and make it a part of your life, then we may just let you stay around. The choice is yours.

Regards,

Pastor Ed

[ObeseLard]

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Hello darkie I am surprised you managed to find our forum admist your lustous thoughts of watermelons and KFC,
As you are a descendent of Ham, you are cursed forever (Genesis 9:18) by God and it is almost inevitable that you will go to Hell , how many white women have you stolen pies from and how many white women have you raped?

I must admit, i do love my KFC and watermelon, but sir not all black people are addicted to it like i am. I also am not a stealer nor am i a sex offender of any kind.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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I must admit, i do love my KFC and watermelon, but sir not all black people are addicted to it like i am. I also am not a stealer nor am i a sex offender of any kind.

Good. Do you have any restraining orders filed against you?

Pastor Ed

[ObeseLard]

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Good. Do you have any restraining orders filed against you?

Pastor Ed

I am proud to say that I don't, although I have had several people threaten to get one against me.

[James Hutchins]

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How many babies have you had that were yours?

[Robert Sanders]

Re: Greetings

Hello all, my name is sexydevil.
I used to be an avid follower of satin, but I turned to the baptist church because I want to know more about god. I am from the Philippines and I hope that you can all teach me the a lot about the lord.

If you want to know more
about our God, then use a Capital G,
when you refer to our God.

[ObeseLard]

Re: Greetings

Why did you turn to the Baptist church, when nearly everyone in the Philippines is a papist catholic?
What is your favourite verse from the Bible?
How can you be black if you're a Filipino? I thought they were all slants.
Why do you call yourself a 'devil' if you've given up Satan?

I never said I had given up Satan. I want to learn more about the god so I can worship them both. Also I am not full Filipino, I am part black and part Filipino. I'm not sure where you heard that all Filipinos are slants but I'm sorry to say that you are wrong.

[Didymus Much]

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...I want to learn more about the god so I can worship them both...

They'd both hate you if you did that.