[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

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Why don't you have clothes on?

Proverbs 7:10

[Mother Of Seven]

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I don't think she'd take part though. Do you know a way to make her do it?

Hold her down and make her. She doesn't/shouldn't have a choice in matters such as the Salvation of her Soul(c)!

[Flowerbloom]

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I have tried your advice Mother of Seven, I drove to my father's house and I found a note.

Dear mother, my grandfather and I have recently moved to a house in Cairns, which is a town in Australia. My boyfriend and I are getting married, I hope you enjoy taking care of Jennifer.

I found a dog in the backyard ripping up a bible. I have caged the dog while I am thinking of a punishment.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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I have tried your advice Mother of Seven, I drove to my father's house and I found a note.

Dear mother, my grandfather and I have recently moved to a house in Cairns, which is a town in Australia. My boyfriend and I are getting married, I hope you enjoy taking care of Jennifer.

I found a dog in the backyard ripping up a bible. I have caged the dog while I am thinking of a punishment.

Hi Flowerbloom,

May I suggest first checking to see what version of the Bible it was? If it was a 1611 KJV Bible, I would recommend putting down the beast. That's what my father does when he sees that. If it was any other version, I don't know. However, the best thing to do is check the KJV Bible and ask your husband!

YIC,
Elizabeth

[Flowerbloom]

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She went to this place called "Cairns", who would go to a place that is used as a landfill? I have consulted my husband and he agrees that she needs to be killed.

[Didymus Much]

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So far in this thread we've had a disowned 4 year old daughter, an atheist father and bastard brother, and now a dingo ate your Bible?

I've seen better written (and more entertaining) telenovelas (that HAD SCRIPTURAL SUPPORT [hint hint]).

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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She went to this place called "Cairns", who would go to a place that is used as a landfill? I have consulted my husband and he agrees that she needs to be killed.

Wonderful dear! Glad to hear that the dog was put down.

[Walter Van Slyke]

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Hello Miss Bloom. It is always nice to welcome and hear from good Christian men and women. I hope you have spent some time perusing through the threads. (Pastor Billy's thread is one of my favorites.

I do have a question.

I never go to the same church 2x in a row so I can't list them all.

Why do you "church hop" so much? It must be hard to fellowship with other Christians when they never see you more than once. Do you do something that makes you unwelcome?

Hebrews 13:8 Jesus Christ is the same yesterday, today, and forever.

[Flowerbloom]

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All of them thought I was "Extremist".

[Steph Leia]

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All of them thought I was "Extremist".

That's nonsense. It is a sad day when Christians must remind their pastors of what must be done, but whenever they call you extremist, remind them of James 2:10. By not upholding even one of the laws in the Bible, it is as if they have forgotten them all.

[Flowerbloom]

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Yes I remember that verse. But they seem to not notice they are wrong.

[Flowerbloom]

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They deny all of God's truths. They don't ever seem to listen to true Christians.

[Faith_Machine]

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Oh I completely forgot, I did not give up on her easily it is what she said everyday to me and I chucked her out of the house on the streets but my idiot of a father picked her up and now she is at his place. This is what she said "Your a horrible mother, I hate everything to do with your God and will never love him or his holy word! I hate you and never want to see you in my life when I am a grown up!"

She said all that when she was four years old? My, but that little lady had quite the vocabulary! Tell me, how old is she now?

[Flowerbloom]

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She is currently 21 and she loves videogames, listens to rock music and has Asperger's Syndrome.

[Faith_Machine]

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You don't look much older than 21 yourself.