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  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12986

    #16
    Re: I am Christian

    Originally posted by LordElohim View Post
    How well does it work to play innocent now?
    Aww, somebody is having a temper tantrum! How cute! So, how old are you really, honey? Almost fifteen?

    If you really were a true christian you would not accuse others of being a lost souls. You throw it out like you were God Himself.
    I'm a True Christian™. True Christians are Perfect!

    The fact that you use arguments against me telling me where I am on the chain and in the end saying sweetie is quite the wrong thing to do. Either you're disliking me or you use words like sweetie.
    I don't dislike you, sweetie. I hope that you will pass the DoF background check with flying colors, which will allow you to advance to the forum member status. However, you do need to learn how to behave properly, and I'm only trying to help you with that. You see, in your life, you will need to learn how to deal with constructive criticism, and how to use that criticism to improve your character.

    I will pray for your soul "true" christian.
    Oh, thank you sweetie, you're so awesome! However, God doesn't listen to prayers of false Christians and other sinners (John 9:31).

    Anyway, I feel bad that we have hijacked Flowerbloom's introduction. She seems like a nice lady, I hope she will stick around!
    God created fossils to test our faith.

    * * *

    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • LordElohim
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Apr 2014
      • 8

      #17
      Re: I am Christian

      Constructive criticism and mocking is not the same thing but I agree that we should leave this discussion behind us.

      Sweetie.

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      • TaraAnne
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Jan 2010
        • 180

        #18
        Re: I am Christian

        Originally posted by LordElohim View Post
        Ah yes, that's very mature. The problem is though that I might have the overtake when it comes to rats (they live in the walls dying of cold), bed bugs (you mean those that suffocate of light underneath me as I sleep?), lint (that is a very random thing to say indeed, are you sure you're not inflicted by demons?)

        Are you sure you mean food chain? I mean, those things do definetly not eat me and I do not eat those things.

        Oh, by the way, I can smell your fake behaviour, sarcasm and irony from all the way over here.

        I did actually say it was not my job to raise her children, didn't I?

        Sweetie.
        Dear Unsaved Trash,


        Pastor Zeke is very clear on how he feels about the unsaved speaking to his True Christian™ ! Know your place and know your betters!
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        Charter Member Pearland, Texas

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        • Eva_Christensen
          Swedish meatball
          Forum Member
          • Mar 2014
          • 104

          #19
          Re: I am Christian

          Originally posted by LordElohim View Post
          Constructive criticism and mocking is not the same thing but I agree that we should leave this discussion behind us.

          Sweetie.

          What do you wish to gain, from beeing so rude to Sister Basilissa?
          1 Thessalonians 5:3 For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.
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          • Basilissa
            South of the Border outreach program
            True Christian™
             
            • Mar 2013
            • 12986

            #20
            Re: I am Christian

            Originally posted by LordElohim View Post
            Constructive criticism and mocking is not the same thing but I agree that we should leave this discussion behind us.
            Fantastic!!

            And back to the proper subject of this thread,

            Originally posted by Flowerbloom View Post
            Hi I am Jayne Lacy I am a Christian American mother. I have three sons and a horrible atheist daughter named Katey(I disowned her when she was 4). My three Christian boys Michael, Joe and John. My favourite verse is from Genesis {1:26} And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth. I beat them at least every five minutes for good measure so don't worry if my time on here is in short burst. My atheist father was a horrible man who now looks after my good for nothing daughter. My love for God is greater than most. I have a great Christian husband who loves God like me. I never go to the same church 2x in a row so I can't list them all.
            Hi Jayne!

            Thank you for your thorough introduction! It is very refreshing to meet someone who actually reads and follows the instructions.

            I look forward to reading more of your posts!

            Edit:

            Oh, and thank you so much, Sisters Tara Anne and Eva! You are always so kind!
            Last edited by Basilissa; 04-14-2014, 04:02 PM. Reason: added a reply to two more posts
            God created fossils to test our faith.

            * * *

            My favorite LBC sermons:
            True Christians are Perfect!
            True Christian™ Love.
            Salvation™ made Easy!
            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
            God HATES Rational Thinking!
            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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            • mainquestforgod
              Unsaved trash, suspected abo gypsy
              • Apr 2014
              • 51

              #21
              Re: I am Christian

              Hi Basilissa, thank you for reading my post, but one thing I have to ask do many people don't follow the instructions?
              2 Thessalonians 3:8 Neither did we eat any man's bread for nought; but wrought with labour and travail night and day, that we might not be chargeable to any of you.

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              • mainquestforgod
                Unsaved trash, suspected abo gypsy
                • Apr 2014
                • 51

                #22
                Re: I am Christian

                Oops I thought this was my Austrian post sorry uh FlowerBloom.
                2 Thessalonians 3:8 Neither did we eat any man's bread for nought; but wrought with labour and travail night and day, that we might not be chargeable to any of you.

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                • Flowerbloom
                  Unsaved trash
                   
                  • Apr 2014
                  • 26

                  #23
                  Re: I am Christian

                  Why did you post on my thread? I don't understand that are you one of those "Troll"s my idiot atheist daughter Katey told me about?

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                  • Basilissa
                    South of the Border outreach program
                    True Christian™
                     
                    • Mar 2013
                    • 12986

                    #24
                    Re: I am Christian

                    Originally posted by Flowerbloom View Post
                    Why did you post on my thread? I don't understand that are you one of those "Troll"s my idiot atheist daughter Katey told me about?
                    Don't mind these mindless atheists, dear. They have nothing better to do than mocking true Christians all day long. Don't worry, though, we shall have the last laugh as we watch them burn forever.
                    God created fossils to test our faith.

                    * * *

                    My favorite LBC sermons:
                    True Christians are Perfect!
                    True Christian™ Love.
                    Salvation™ made Easy!
                    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                    God HATES Rational Thinking!
                    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

                    Comment

                    • Flowerbloom
                      Unsaved trash
                       
                      • Apr 2014
                      • 26

                      #25
                      Re: I am Christian

                      Thank you Basilissa, these mindless atheists will burn in hell forever indeed.

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                      • Eva_Christensen
                        Swedish meatball
                        Forum Member
                        • Mar 2014
                        • 104

                        #26
                        Re: I am Christian

                        Originally posted by Flowerbloom View Post
                        Hi I am Jayne Lacy I am a Christian American mother. I have three sons
                        Hi Jayne
                        I my rage over one of the previous posters, I forgot to say
                        I hope you follow the word of the Lord to the letter, every day. I know I do my best to! 2Timothy 4:2

                        Originally posted by Flowerbloom View Post
                        and a horrible atheist daughter named Katey(I disowned her when she was 4).(...) My atheist father was a horrible man who now looks after my good for nothing daughter
                        Oh how horrible for you and your husband! Why has your father turned away from The Lord?

                        I will pray for you
                        YiC
                        Eva
                        1 Thessalonians 5:3 For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.
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                        • Mary Thompson
                          True Christian Lady™, Certified Best Friend of Jesus
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2013
                          • 653

                          #27
                          Re: I am Christian

                          Originally posted by Flowerbloom View Post
                          Oh I completely forgot, I did not give up on her easily it is what she said everyday to me and I chucked her out of the house on the streets but my idiot of a father picked her up and now she is at his place. This is what she said "Your a horrible mother, I hate everything to do with your God and will never love him or his holy word! I hate you and never want to see you in my life when I am a grown up!"
                          How dare you call a male an idiot you imbecile?! Especially your own father! I hope he gives you a rough beating so you can't sit for weeks, false "Christian" fluffy bunny whore.
                          Thinking of Abortion?
                          That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
                          Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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                          • Flowerbloom
                            Unsaved trash
                             
                            • Apr 2014
                            • 26

                            #28
                            Re: I am Christian

                            He is a atheist who does not follow the word of God, he was my Christian mother's rapist and he turned gay.

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                            • Eva_Christensen
                              Swedish meatball
                              Forum Member
                              • Mar 2014
                              • 104

                              #29
                              Re: I am Christian

                              Originally posted by Flowerbloom View Post
                              He is a atheist who does not follow the word of God, he was my Christian mother's rapist and he turned gay.
                              If he raped her, they should have married! Did they do that?

                              Deuteronomy 22:28-29;
                              If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.

                              If they diden't you must be a bastard?
                              Deuteronomy 23:2; A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord.
                              1 Thessalonians 5:3 For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.
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                              • Flowerbloom
                                Unsaved trash
                                 
                                • Apr 2014
                                • 26

                                #30
                                Re: I am Christian

                                They married and gave birth to one Christian woman and a atheist man who needs money to make things called "Toys" I bet his toys are probably gay sexual toys.

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