OZ bloke says g'day!

[Hell Destroyer]

G'day!
Name's Hunter, 33 years and a Territorian (almost a Sandgroper, lol!).

Been born and raised in the bush in central OZ living on what God's given me, which is mostly snakes and some joeys and roos. God is proven His mercy to me by letting the snake bite me before eating it and then survive the venom. Life's in OZ is a ripper!

First time I met God was the first time I got bitten by a snake. I almost carked it, but He said there's no worries and I'd be OK. Now He's my best mate and we're fighting evil side by side.

My fav Bible verse is Genesis 25:30: "He said to Jacob, Let me eat some of that red stuff, because I'm exhausted". I like it cuz all is red here, and I eat all.

If you behave like dill your opinion won't mean a zack to me.

Cheers!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: OZ bloke says g'day!

Welcome to God's Favorite Forum! It's nice to see Landover's Mission to Austria has had some success!



How many children have you helped exorced demons from? I understand your country is ripe with them.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Life's in OZ is a ripper!

That syntax does not sound like an Austrian's. More like what one would expect from a Swiss or something. Come clean, young lady, Jesus has not time for liars.

Proverbs 14:5 A faithful witness will not lie: but a false witness will utter lies.

YIC

[Hell Destroyer]

Re: OZ bloke says g'day!

Welcome to God's Favorite Forum! It's nice to see Landover's Mission to Austria has had some success!



How many children have you helped exorced demons from? I understand your country is ripe with them.

Folks, calm down a little. There seems to be a missunderstanding. I am an OZ, Australia, Down Under. You know, former colony of the UK empire. No Austrians here.


But yes Mary Etheldreda, there are lots of small demons here in the bushes, so you can't sleep without one eye open, if you know what I mean. It's a hard work, but God's a determined man, so no rest.

[Hell Destroyer]

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One thing I forgot in my introduction. I'm also here looking for a beaut sheila, of course.

[Eva_Christensen]

Re: OZ bloke says g'day!

One thing I forgot in my introduction. I'm also here looking for a beaut sheila, of course.

This is not a Austrian dating-site.

Welcome anyways!

Have a lovely day
YiC
Eva

[Hell Destroyer]

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That syntax does not sound like an Austrian's. More like what one would expect from a Swiss or something. Come clean, young lady, Jesus has not time for liars.

Proverbs 14:5 A faithful witness will not lie: but a false witness will utter lies.

YIC

That's true mate, so let's fight liers together!

And who are you calling a lady? *** gay erotica removed *** , I assure you that, mate!




I'm sorry Eva_Christensen, but it would be nice to fight for Jesus Christ together with someone. It is a little lonely by oneself in the bush. Even though God Himself is the best company, don't you reckon?

[Hell Destroyer]

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This is not a Austrian dating-site.

Welcome anyways!

Have a lovely day
YiC
Eva

I'm sorry darl, my bad.

And again, it's AUSTRALIA!

Cheers, you have a great day too!

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Hello my new kiwi friend! What kind of hunting do you do in The Shire?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Hell Destroyer]

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Hello my new kiwi friend! What kind of hunting do you do in The Shire?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

G'day mate!
First: sorry about my language! I couldn't reply to the report so I send you a friend request. I saw you liked guns, so maybe we could team up against God's enemies?


Second: Please, don't call me a kiwi. I wouldn't call you a Canuck. Kiwi's are from New Zealand. I'm OZ, from Australia, the land Down Under. But it's a ripper! How's the US? Where in the US do you live?

[Nobar King]

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I'd be happy to communicate to you. Do you write in English, too?

[Hell Destroyer]

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I'd be happy to communicate to you. Do you write in English, too?

Cheers mate!
I am born and raised in the bush, but I do communicate it English
If there are Words you don't understand, please ask and I'll do my best to explain it.

[Sloanp001]

Re: OZ bloke says g'day!

G'day!
Name's Hunter, 33 years and a Territorian (almost a Sandgroper, lol!).

Been born and raised in the bush in central OZ living on what God's given me, which is mostly snakes and some joeys and roos. God is proven His mercy to me by letting the snake bite me before eating it and then survive the venom. Life's in OZ is a ripper!

First time I met God was the first time I got bitten by a snake. I almost carked it, but He said there's no worries and I'd be OK. Now He's my best mate and we're fighting evil side by side.

My fav Bible verse is Genesis 25:30: "He said to Jacob, Let me eat some of that red stuff, because I'm exhausted". I like it cuz all is red here, and I eat all.

If you behave like dill your opinion won't mean a zack to me.

Cheers!

G,day Hunter. Hows life treating ya in the Top End? I'm a Brissie boy myself.
Great to have ya here old son, tho ya might want to go easy on these folk, I reckon the poor buggas might get culture shock something wicked.

Cheers big ears.

P.S I would be happy to provide translations to any confused Americans.

[Bob]

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Great to have ya here old son, tho ya might want to go easy on these folk, I reckon the poor buggas might get culture shock something wicked.

I had an uncle who talked like you. No one could understand him. He died. My mom always says that you should either talk clearly or be silent. She says I mumble.

My Pastor came visiting me in the hospital today. He wanted to know when I could start working again on digging him a pool. He also told me that you should read 2 Corinthians 10:5 since that says people who talk against God will be destroyed. That means you. Do you want to be destroyed by God?

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome friend. Sorry but I have no idea what you said and the last thing any True Christian(tm) would do is attempt to 'interpret' another's words.
I hope your words were in friendship and in no way a threat. I'll pray that God sees fit to cure you and enable you to speak American.